Wendigoon Thread

The only thing I hold against Mrs. Goon is the fact she not only lets her husband keep his bad mustache but apparently encourages it.
It's a technique to ensure other women don't try to steal her high status man. Convince him the mustache that makes him look retarded is actually a good look and other women pause to reconsider if trying to move in is worth it or not.

This is a joke, but seriously. The mustache is beyond retarded.
 
The only thing I hold against Mrs. Goon is the fact she not only lets her husband keep his bad mustache but apparently encourages it.

It's a technique to ensure other women don't try to steal her high status man. Convince him the mustache that makes him look retarded is actually a good look and other women pause to reconsider if trying to move in is worth it or not.

This is a joke, but seriously. The mustache is beyond retarded.
Some ladies just love a good mustache ride.

Seriously though, it is a bad mustache. The only youtuber I can think of that doesn't make a mustache look gay or pedophilic is Donut Operator.
In Praise of Shadows, Noah Samson, Eddy Burback, you name it, none of them look like they should be allowed within 20 feet of a bible camp, school, mall, etc.
Either grow a full beard or shave it all.
 
Watched the first two Grab Bag episodes, Ben Drowned was really fucking shit and it's super autistic with how it keep referencing specific things in the Zelda game.
Yeah it's fucking dated and it's just a dumb 4chan pasta. BUT all the videos that were made to go with it are pretty nifty and did a lot of the heavy lifting. Just reading the shit is awful, especially when neither of them have any idea about about the game.
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If I didn't already know better, his mustache alone would have me assume he was either a cop or firefighter.
 
Watched the first two Grab Bag episodes, Ben Drowned was really fucking shit and it's super autistic with how it keep referencing specific things in the Zelda game.
Yeah just reading it without knowing the game it's not great. The videos do a ton of heavy lifting regardless of knowledge. However, the parts with the chatbot are just not good. People try to handwave them. I do not care. Those parts suck.
 
If I didn't already know better, his mustache alone would have me assume he was either a cop or firefighter.
I think just knowing he used to be a cop helps make the mustache work better for him. Also he has the face for it/actually looks old enough to rock it. Noah Samson specifically looks a child wearing a fake mustache.
 
Seriously though, it is a bad mustache.
I feel for guys who put a lot of time into bad facial hair; it's so much effort for negative payoff, and you can't even blame a hairstylist for messing you up. Just you and the mirror and constant second-guessing yourself until you go face-blind.

Wendi could handle a stand-alone moustache, but man not that specific one. It looks like it's for a bit, because the human mind reaches for some kind of rational explanation.
 
I feel for guys who put a lot of time into bad facial hair; it's so much effort for negative payoff, and you can't even blame a hairstylist for messing you up. Just you and the mirror and constant second-guessing yourself until you go face-blind.

Wendi could handle a stand-alone moustache, but man not that specific one. It looks like it's for a bit, because the human mind reaches for some kind of rational explanation.
To me it's at the point beards in general kinda look gay to me now, especially the well groomed ones. I don't know if it's because the soyest of soys wear beards now (see
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s beard looks insanely strange to me and I can't put my finger on why.
 
s beard looks insanely strange to me and I can't put my finger on why.
That Walsh picture is an odd beard. It's like it's too thick. Never seen that before. Maybe dyed?

I think your newfound beard-disgust is probably a reaction to people deciding that beards are cruise control for cool, or an amazing hack to not have to bother with shaving--with all the lack of hygiene that implies.

Maybe it's like the humble mullet: not a problem when worn by a dude who said "sure, that haircut" and possibly plays hockey, off-putting when weird hipsters wear it with multiple layers of irony.
 
I don't know why Isaiah isn't considering a goatee, he may actually look good in it.
I said that back during the Deepwoods episode of Creepcast I think. The way his microphone was set up it cast a shadow over his mouth/chin. It looked like a 90s cartoon villain's goatee, but I think he's a nice enough guy to pull that look off
 
I had good timing today, finished a video and went to my subs tab less than a minute after the video went up. I have notifications enabled but they usually don't come until a video's been out for 2-3 hours
 
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I think your newfound beard-disgust is probably a reaction to people deciding that beards are cruise control for cool, or an amazing hack to not have to bother with shaving--with all the lack of hygiene that implies.
Soy boys having beards has made them unpopular. No one wants to look like a fag so the fag facial hair is no longer acceptable.

Has any one picked up the weird fed stories Wendi dropped? I liked those videos but he moved away from them recently. Hearing them pretend to be vampires in the third world was great.
 
Soy boys having beards has made them unpopular. No one wants to look like a fag so the fag facial hair is no longer acceptable.
It's the fedora/trenchcoat/katana all over again: badass fictional character, portrayed by handsome man with makeup department, has an accessory. Thousands of young men learn, sadly, that the accessory alone does not make them into the character.

The only difference with facial hair is that it takes a while to grow, and if someone decides he is going to have Kurt Russell's moustache from Tombstone that at least takes regular grooming to keep it looking nice. So I guess it's better than a fedora in that respect; it's like the goldfish that you take care of so your parents reconsider the puppy.

I'm surprised the hipsters haven't rediscovered moustache cups though. I guess travel mugs are like that by default.
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For your other question, I had high hopes for Flesh Simulator, but he seems to have landed more toward style than substance. If the JFK declassification actually happens (and is interesting) I hope it draws Wendi back to fed stuff--maybe not that, but adjacent.
 
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