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More forcing kids into blatantly inappropriate situations. Self-serving bullshit for pedo authors to wank their cranks or flick their beans to.

Roundhouse kick pedos, et cetera.
That and "demolishing beauty standards" or some shit (at least from how i'm understanding the summary's phrasing), but yeah.
Ugh. None of the reasons for this puberty-media explosion happening are good. Either it's pedo shit, (puberty-)blocker propaganda, making kids feel terrible about their bodies, or all of the above at the same time (which is honestly what it seems like to me).
The best thing puberty (in media) can do is be given an educational film aimed at teens that can genuinely help them understand what it is. The fact that the first example of this is from the 1950s despite a new swath of puberty-related media appearing in the last few years scares me.
Why are we doing this to our kids. How did we fuck up so incredibly badly within the span of maybe 50 years max for this to be the case now.
 
Why was everybody talking about old games? Anyway.

I'm not where else to put this so I'll put it here for posterity. Some madman on /co/ leaked a bunch of stuff hot stuff about a Fairly Oddparents reboot in the works. The Leak includes a pitch bible, a fully drafted script for episode 1, and some sort of test clip of animation for the new art style.

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All of it seems legit since the jannies were quick to delete the thread and remove any download links. Viacom are a heavily litigious corporation so I don't doubt they would have the 4chan mods act on their behest.
Well given the uptick in layoffs again, I'm not surprised yet another leak has cracked wide open. The industry cogs are pissed.

For a test clip it's not horrible but why the fuck does it have to be FOP. I feel bad for whatever original idea got passed up for this.

I know you're meming but it's getting harder and harder to "get excited for next product" when there's a 50/50 chance it's a reboot and it sucks. It's hard to even laugh at it anymore.

If makes you feel any better it seems neither Butch Hartman nor Christopher J. Nowak (The guy behind Fairly Odder) are involved. The pitch bible is mainly credited to Ashleigh Crystal Hairston (writer for Craig of the Creek) & Lindsay Katai (writer for Infinity Train). They are also co-writers for the episode 1 script and from what I've read the story is pretty good, if a bit formulaic.

What are your thoughts on the script?
Hartman may have lolcow tendencies but when it came to FOP (early fop before poof was born) he knew he had something special and made it so. The new broads given the reins based on their previous works don't sound like they'll be a good fit for this based on the new character descriptions.

As for the script I got bored 10 pages in. Thank fuck for @Anonitolia doing God's work and reporting back on the script (I gave you an Informative but you deserve a :winner:as well) because this was damn sure written by women. Boring cliched setup (new kid in town) and disengaging conversation. Pray for the kids this gets test screened on.

Don't forget about the main character's Non-Binary best friend
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>looks like a tomboy

The tomboy genocide marches on.
Compared to Chester and AJ, this kid sounds boring. And that's thanks entirely to being a genderspecial. I know we joke about minorities not being humans but good Lord how do they not realize by not giving these characters flaws they're essentially saying minorities aren't human without saying it?
 
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I thought Amber was overexaggerating earlier but what the fuck, this puberty shit really is everywhere now. Reading this summary, I think this is just going to terrify kids. I know if I saw something like this when I was little, at least, i'd get really scared of puberty.
Maybe if I was scared enough i'd try to find ways to prevent it.

...food for thought. *sigh*
I mean to be fair, wasn't the first episode of the OG series about Timmy wanting to be older too and he ends up becoming a bald old man who everyone hates? (that plus in channel chasers he wasn't exactly a charmer of looks when he chose to be a teenager)
That being said... yeah idk about how this episode would play out. Probably would just be a rehash over the first episode again, starting with "wow this is great!" to "oh man I'm so glad I'm not a teen yet." Idk, FOP was particularly edgy and tactful at times so maybe this would be... idk something I guess?
 
Live footage Nick’s test screeners filing in to watch FOP:
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A co-creator of Rick & Morty?
The first & second season is pretty interesting. With the pickle rickle from S3 i just dropped entirely.
The charges against him were dropped today, so if you had had a negative opinion on him, that would have been the “worst”.
 
This black girl is supposed to be our main character/Timmy replacement, what the fuck
Because of fucking course.
Live footage Nick’s test screeners filing in to watch FOP:
tha nks, i just got that abomination out of my head after 2 years.


you know..i was gonna say on a lighter note they brought back the splat logo (kinda) and even homage the old doo wop bumpers.

but now....all i can think of seeing that is. It's too late for that, the damage is done. We had something once, but it's nothing but echoes and memories now.
 
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I thought Amber was overexaggerating earlier but what the fuck, this puberty shit really is everywhere now. Reading this summary, I think this is just going to terrify kids. I know if I saw something like this when I was little, at least, i'd get really scared of puberty.
Maybe if I was scared enough i'd try to find ways to prevent it.

...food for thought. *sigh*
I'm so happy Dana was fired. Fuck her for making offer contant like this shit. Kids don't need to learn this shit from a cartoon. They can lean it from their parents.
Well, one of the reasons why i'm still saying: project for more brutal ideas about adult animation isn't possible in those times.
I'm waiting for a full epic world war to finally show my novel to everyone and say to the death: "HEY, THIS FUCKING GOOD NOVEL CAN BE A GOOD CARTOON"...
Damn, i'm daydreaming like hell.
FOP is dead, Velma's horrible creator got a prize by the gov... can't be more worse, lads?
Imagine Gwenpool being assblasted by Marvel just like they doing with Ms. Marvel (the HALAL one)
Rough day for animation
 
Rough day for animation
It's bizarre how quickly animation changed, for the worse.
We went from having a few openly gay adults in cartoons in 2016, which was pretty good representation that was almost nonexistent in the decades prior....

Within like 2 years we started having tranny characters, and within another 2 years we started having full-on genderspecials... wtf???

Even the first major gay teen romance in a kids cartoon happens alongside an enbie and other gender shit, and as far as I'm aware there are more trannies in kids cartoons than major male x male pairings...
Even with Disney and Pixar, all of their gay shit so far (outside of Strange World) has been very minor and they have almost as much tranny shit as gay shit, even though trannies were barely even a thing before 2013.
How did this happen?
 
This is a dumb question but why is it that every person who creates stuff like this, is always some dork?
I can give you the simple answer and just say they work in animation, what were you expecting? But I am guessing you want the other answer, which is all these new creators have crawled out of the asshole of Tumblr/Tumb-Twitter and have massive “I am not like other girls” complexes.
 
This is a dumb question but why is it that every person who creates stuff like this, is always some dork?
I can give you the simple answer and just say they work in animation, what were you expecting? But I am guessing you want the other answer, which is all these new creators have crawled out of the asshole of Tumblr/Tumb-Twitter and have massive “I am not like other girls” complexes.
The answer that leads into the second: they were bullied in high school for being antisocial faggots and they now want to take it out on others.
 
The answer that leads into the second: they were bullied in high school for being antisocial faggots and they now want to take it out on others.
Genuine question, but do you think they actually got bullied? One would like to think that, but from experience, most of the popular people left these types alone, and honestly were a lot nicer and less confrontational in general. I would say the vast majority were just never given attention in high school, what seems to set these creators apart is that they have an enormous ego and hold onto this idea that they are superior to their peers and should have been the most popular.
 
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