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Well, I have some good news about Velma, she died and turned into a ghost.

Scrappy killed her, believe it or not.
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I’ve only seen one post about the show anywhere. I’m glad it’s going to have an irrelevant death, even as some people clown on it.

EDIT: Jesus Christ, I hope no one was a fan of the Hex Girls….
 
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I'm always amazed at how deep they dig to find things to ruin. I mean, I don't think the movie containing the Hex Girls was even that popular (at the time at least) considering it was straight-to-video fare, so it means they intentionally went to look for things to ruin.
The Hex Girls have reappeared multiple times since their debut and were getting a tv series/movie that ended up getting dropped in favor of Velma for HBO Max. Otherwise they were in What's New, Mystery Incorporated, and Guess Who.

Potential spin-off television series[edit]​

Upon the release of Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost, Warner Bros. expressed interest in the development of a spin-off television series revolving around the characters, to be developed by the film's writers Rick Copp and David A. Goodman. Although it went unrealized, elements of this series were adopted into subsequent films featuring the characters, and in February 2019, Copp confirmed he had spoken further to Cartoon Network with regards developing the television series, with Hale, Wiedlin and Brooks all expressing interest in reprising their roles, with Brooks citing MeToo as "even more of a bolster for the argument that we should be trying to revive these characters".[5]
 
/co/ is probably going to run nonstop shitposts about Velma for the next six weeks. I miss when the only thing they cared about with this franchise was "I THINK COOLSVILLE SUCKS!", Skooks, and occasionally Scoob & Shag.
 
Oh yeah, we have absolute undeniable proof everyone who worked on this show clearly hated Scooby-Doo and everything it stood for. Imagine spitting on the Hex Girls simply because guys might have simped hard for them when I've seen nothing but wannabe-lesbo "Wiccans" gush over them. Good job pissing on that demographic lol.
 
Robot Chicken used to be really funny, but soon they started getting new writers, and well...
I loved this show when I was 14. The Star Wars ones are timeless classics. Speaking of which . . .
God remember how everyone hated bay after the...second (some would say the original) but as the saying goes, you never know what you have until it's gone. I never thought I'd hear anyone say their nostalgic for the bayformers even if it's just the first three.
One thing the early Bayformers did right was the toys. There were so many mundane vehicles like a bank truck, a forklift, a vintage biplane, that fork truck, the Devastator robots, and NASCAR cars. The robot modes may not always have been the best, but it's really nice getting ultra-realistic, mundane vehicles. Some were remade in Studio Series, which is nice.
While Bumblebee had issues, it was a step in the right direction for the live action franchise, as Travis Knight actually liked G1! But then they dropped the ball with Rise of the Beasts which was Diet-Bay, and had issue of being three movies in one.
ROTB's biggest mistake is getting rid of Transit.
 
Finally got around to watching Kung Fu Panda 4 (it's not out on streaming in the UK yet, so I grabbed a copy) and yeah it's pretty flawed, but I liked it more than the third film. Hopefully they tighten up the script next time.
I’ve actually enjoyed the previous Kung Fu Panda movies, so I was looking forward to watching this one, but I turned it off when they did the same screaming goat “joke” based on a 15 year old meme that the last Thor movie did.

Are today’s kids obsessed with screaming goats or is there some retard executive who saw an old meme on facebook and now tries to shoehorn it into everything they can?
 
we have absolute undeniable proof everyone who worked on this show clearly hated Scooby-Doo and everything it stood for.
they intentionally went to look for things to ruin.
Instead of changing "Ganges Velma's" name and going with something original the cultural marxists had one goal, utterly and completely predictable these dieversified days. HBO probably got so many Kike Fink ESG shekels for it they might have even managed to recoup the cost... In the immortal words of John Tolkien,

"The Semitic Shadow Cannot Create, it can only Co-opt and Destroy that which is Good. And you ain't ruining a cutie like Velma for me."
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Okay, I'm just going to spoil the big "mystery" of Mind Kaling Velma season 2 because, holy fuck, just watching a clip of the show is torture.

In case you were wondering who the big murderer of the season turns out to be, an evil Scrappy Doo. Yes, they're doing that.
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His whole deal is that he kills people and tears the balls out because he was involved in this military experiment that went horribly wrong, and he wants to kill everyone involved in it.
He also wants to find Uncle Scooby.

Oh yeah, they're finally going to bring Scooby-Doo into the show.
In case any of you were hoping he would be spared from this piece of a shit show, well, too bad.

Turn out Scooby Doo is..... a woman named Sophie.
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Now in case you're wondering who the fuck would watch this show and who the fuck is Sophie.

To make a long, stupid story short, Sophie was a female military officer who was assigned a job (and I'm not joking when I say this) to observe meddling kids solving mysteries while disguised as a waitress.
She hated the job, but one day, while observing kids watching dog videos, she had the idea of creating a talking dog (there was also this side plot of being Velma's stepmom, but it ultimately doesn't matter because nothing matters in this show).

She then disguised herself as a leather man in a mask to get her project going.
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Why the disguised, you may ask?
Because this show likes to pretend women have it so much harder than men do despite the fact they constantly bring up that women the most brilliant beings in the world, yet they still like to pretend they're victims of an oppressive society despite them taking every opportunity to shit on men for free, epically Fred the only character they didn't race swap.

Anyways, to get back on track, her big project of creating talking dogs went to shit when Scrappy kept killing people, and the army couldn't kill him because, apparently, he's bulletproof (don't try making sense of this, the writers certainly didn't) Sophie would then spend all her time covering up all of the Scrappy murders and then try to escape to protect her family.

So after the mystery was revealed, they basically changed EVERYTHING about Scooby.
Scrappy tries to kill everyone, but through the power of bullshit and plot contrivance, they finally kill him.
But not only does Scrappy die, but Velma does as well.
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Yeah, she dies!
The show kills her off and then has her kill Scrappy as a ghost.

I would be grateful for this moment, epically considering she was nothing but a smug, egotistical cunt throughout this entire show. And yet, everyone pretty much goes, "Nah, it will be okay, will fix ya up in the next season." They don't even care that she is a ghost.
They treat it as nothing more serious than a paper cut.

It's just so hard to care about anything in this abomination when the makers of this..... thing most certainly didn't give a single shit.

I mean, just fuck this show to hell!
 
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