Western Animation - Discuss American, Canadian, and European cartoons here (or just bitch about wokeshit, I guess)

[Vyse Inglebard]

SpongeBob will be getting another spin-off film starring Plankton as part of a Netflix deal coming in 2025.

Make it an adaptation of Plankton's Eye View and the finale of the series, then we'll be cooking with gas.

 

[Coolio55]

And even he couldn't keep it from being absolute dogshit.

That's a shame. I keep seeing little bits of it that make me think it might not be so bad.

 

[The Nothingness]

Finally WKUK's animated movie (RIP Moore) "Mars" are premiering... I can't wait to pira... i mean watch it on stream whenever it comes out...

https://www.animationscoop.com/animated-feature-mars-from-the-whitest-kids-u-know-to-premier-at-tribeca-film-festival-2024/

>Names of the main couple are Kyle and Candice
Yep, it's a WKUK production

 

[Viper the rappah]

We are getting a LEGO Pharrell Williams biopic film:

As if you needed more evidence that we live in a simulation.

Lego batman was last good lego film

Looks like they don't even care about the fact it's lego. You know how lego movie used the fact that characters are bricks? Well guess
the style is now just another aesthetic like how billion game companies wanna make millionth hero shooter that looks similar to overwatch or valorant style wise.

 

[Shidoen]

I may be one of 5 people who liked first.
I get it's generic but it's like guilty pleasure.



Anyways does anyone remember this show? I used to watch shit ton of itView attachment 6060862

I remember the 3d movie in German, pretty kino stuff

 

[DeadwastePrime]

We are getting a LEGO Pharrell Williams biopic film:

As if you needed more evidence that we live in a simulation.

i mean would you rather a normal music biopic or something? least its doing something different i guess

 

[Chilson]

i mean would you rather a normal music biopic or something? least its doing something different i guess

Its about Pharrell Williams....who the fuck wanted a biopic about Pharrell Williams period??? The nigger isn't even dead yet!

 

[DeadwastePrime]

who the fuck wanted a biopic about Pharrell Williams period

pharrell wiliams and lego clearly

edit: turns out the pharrell part isnt even a joke. he's wanted to do a movie about his life since 2013.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Had no idea there was a series.

It has some very creative creatures and shitty everything else. Imagine How to Train your dragon had a slider choosing between "creative" and "ok plot" and dialed it towards the first.

 

[A Grey Cat]

To counter some of the negativity in here have this classic student short film from the 80s. This short would land its director a spot working on the simpsons.

Oh fuck you for blocking it jewtube. I don't know how to upload any other version. It's bring me the head of Charlie brown.

 

[garbanzobean]

This is just like Rage Against The Machine in current day all over again:

“F YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!” - 1998
“YOU DO WHAT YOU ARE TOLD BY TPTB!!!” - 2023

No fucking way this happened

 

[Super-Chevy454]

That's almost any reboot these days... take main character, replace with black, there's your reboot.

See also: Every ginger female character.

Let's see how triggered they'll be if we replace the black main character with a hispanic.

The Recess reboot feels like its trying too hard to appeal to the "youths"

By "youths", no need to guess then that don't include the young Muslims of Dearborn and Hamtramck and let's not forget the young Chinese people.

 

[KingLiberty76]

They're remaking Gumby without clay instead we're getting a shitty calarts beanmout style

 

[Super Sad Smile]

Shitty streamerbait game gets a tv show, creativity is dead.

 

[Purple Threat]

This might be a bit too off-topic for the thread but can western animation succeed through streaming? It feels like companies sank all this capital into streaming being the new thing only for nearly every show to under perform.

You don't have manga and titty mousepad sales to fluff em up like Japan does nor do you have the luxury of commercial money and forced rewatches you get from TV.

 

[Gorillion others]

 

[Commander X]

They're remaking Gumby without clay instead we're getting a shitty calarts beanmout style

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Gumbeanmouth.

Anyways, remember that thing? It's back but terrible this time. I have zero feeling for the Gumby franchise but I'm still offended.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Shitty streamerbait game gets a tv show, creativity is dead.

Is it going to be like this?

 

[Calandrino]

Its about Pharrell Williams....who the fuck wanted a biopic about Pharrell Williams period??? The nigger isn't even dead yet!

That at least is fixable

 

[Ambient Occlusion]

They're remaking Gumby without clay instead we're getting a shitty calarts beanmout style

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They've scraped right through the bottom of the IP barrel and hit bedrock.