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[Chilson]

This is the most random shit ever.

Look, I’m greatly familiar with mashing random concepts together when I’m bored and seeing if it works. Sometimes it does. But Aztec Batman? That’s…certainly a choice. And of course the villains, including Joker, are colonizers. Look, I know the conquistadors absolutely weren’t saints, but so much of Aztec society/culture revolved around them being conquerors who would stage phony wars just to get fodder for human sacrifice.
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“The child sacrifices will stop, Batman.”

well you see, they licensed the character out to a mexican animation studio. this is what came back. its like the batman ninja thing they made some time ago.

Its because of Batman ninja, which was apparently enough of a success to spawn a sequel and a bunch of ethnic spin offs.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Its because of Batman ninja, which was apparently enough of a success to spawn a sequel and a bunch of ethnic spin offs.

its dc animated. they cost money but they dont cost that much money for wb to throw at. they can afford making a few of these things once or twice a year

 

[Arbiter]

Here is the Smiling Friends panel from SDCC. Warning: the presenter is a really fucking annoying guy (fag? troon?) and it's hard to hear. The audience got to watch the first episode of season 3 before the panel.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

This is the most random shit ever.

Look, I’m greatly familiar with mashing random concepts together when I’m bored and seeing if it works. Sometimes it does. But Aztec Batman? That’s…certainly a choice. And of course the villains, including Joker, are colonizers. Look, I know the conquistadors absolutely weren’t saints, but so much of Aztec society/culture revolved around them being conquerors who would stage phony wars just to get fodder for human sacrifice.
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“The child sacrifices will stop, Batman.”

 

[The Wise Shaman]

This is the most random shit ever.

Look, I’m greatly familiar with mashing random concepts together when I’m bored and seeing if it works. Sometimes it does. But Aztec Batman? That’s…certainly a choice. And of course the villains, including Joker, are colonizers. Look, I know the conquistadors absolutely weren’t saints, but so much of Aztec society/culture revolved around them being conquerors who would stage phony wars just to get fodder for human sacrifice.
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“The child sacrifices will stop, Batman.”

They should have made Turkish Batman instead; they already have the perfect replacement for Gotham!

You could have Turkish Batman fight Wonder Woman for being Greek. You could change the story of Superman and have him raised by Gypsies in Bulgaria, and now both Batman and Wonder Woman hate him for being a Bulgarian Gypsy.

This stupid premise I made up not only has more potential thanks to making DC's 3 main superheroes fight each other while none of them are turned evil, but also makes a lot more sense than Batman defending a society practicing child sacrifice, as you could have all three of them justify their actions through the "tragedies" of their people committed by the other ethnic groups.

 

[The handsome tard]

This is the most random shit ever.

Look, I’m greatly familiar with mashing random concepts together when I’m bored and seeing if it works. Sometimes it does. But Aztec Batman? That’s…certainly a choice. And of course the villains, including Joker, are colonizers. Look, I know the conquistadors absolutely weren’t saints, but so much of Aztec society/culture revolved around them being conquerors who would stage phony wars just to get fodder for human sacrifice.
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“The child sacrifices will stop, Batman.”

"I want Black Panther!"
"No, we have Black Panther at home"
The Black Panther at home:

 

[Cave Fisher]

I don't like it because of its reddit praise and the fact that the show is about some Hollywood shitlib whining about how much his life sucks, the opening theme is good though.

I liked it in the past, still do, but nowadays there's only so much I can watch of a rich manchild whining about his life even though a majority of his problems in life are caused by his ego or lack of basic self control.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

"I want Black Panther!"
"No, we have Black Panther at home"
The Black Panther at home:

lucha libre got chu fam

 

[Trollblade69]

This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

Its because of Batman ninja, which was apparently enough of a success to spawn a sequel and a bunch of ethnic spin offs.

Wasn't there a special Mexican batman movie or short? I vaguely remember that.

 

[The_Bladder_Splatter]

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At least they had enough literacy to make the god Huitzilopochtli a villian since he is canonically an asshole, aggresive warmonger in aztec myths

 

[The_Bladder_Splatter]

But speaking seriously i never undestrstood why out of all things make batman an Aztec?, You know... a vigilante who is known to have a strong moral code wouldn't combine well with a turbo killing machine like the historical mexica empire, why not make a street level hero who fucks up cartels and street gangs in the shithole that is the capital city and make a more relevant and interesting plot?

 

[Chromeo]

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This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

It's so funny, for how woke the modern she-ra was it's STILL not enough. It's never enough for these types.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

It's so funny, for how woke the modern she-ra was it's STILL not enough. It's never enough for these types.

I do have to give the show props for a realistic depiction of lesbian relationships.

Now if only that one compilation of Catra beating the dogshit out of Adora physically, mentally, and emotionally hadn’t been deleted.

 

[The handsome tard]

But speaking seriously i never undestrstood why out of all things make batman an Aztec?, You know... a vigilante who is known to have a strong moral code wouldn't combine well with a turbo killing machine like the historical mexica empire, why not make a street level hero who fucks up cartels and street gangs in the shithole that is the capital city and make a more relevant and interesting plot?

Because that would be racist or possibly send the wrong idea that cartels are evil and should be fought against among the people of Mexico.

I do have to give the show props for a realistic depiction of lesbian relationships.
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Now if only that one compilation of Catra beating the dogshit out of Adora physically, mentally, and emotionally hadn’t been deleted.

This is a bad time to remind everyone that divorce rates are the highest among lesbians and the lowest among gay men.



Quite interesting...

 

[Trollblade69]

This is a bad time to remind everyone that divorce rates are the highest among lesbians and the lowest among gay men.

Are you suggesting people go gay and marry trad boywives?

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Are you suggesting people go gay and marry trad boywives?

clearly

 

[The handsome tard]

Are you suggesting people go gay and marry trad boywives?

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Adam West Batman would have mixed well with a Santo team up
Also you could do Zorro to do Bat Manuel but that might be a bit on the nose

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

This is the most random shit ever.

Look, I’m greatly familiar with mashing random concepts together when I’m bored and seeing if it works. Sometimes it does. But Aztec Batman? That’s…certainly a choice. And of course the villains, including Joker, are colonizers. Look, I know the conquistadors absolutely weren’t saints, but so much of Aztec society/culture revolved around them being conquerors who would stage phony wars just to get fodder for human sacrifice.
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“The child sacrifices will stop, Batman.”