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MAAAD said:
Yeah, just to clarify: I asked the stripper whether we could do "something more" and what'd it take during our private time, but the only additional option was french kissing which I refused since we already were sucking each other's lips and I was too busy eating her titties and wallowing in them for that anyway. That, and I smacked her ass like fucking drums and kept grabbing her by the wet pussy because I paid for her EVERYTHING, nigga.
So no, I didn't fuck her because it was a respectable strip club and not a shady brothel. Nonetheless, I had a terrific time and STILL get hard by simply remembering our private time together in all of the juicy details. I think it was a step in the right direction because now I know how fucking AWESOME sex and girls are and I want MORE.
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Post pic of stripper so we can judge you.
 
Catch The Rainbow said:
Congrats. I learned that as a teenager. How old are you?
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20. That's a bit late, but I don't care because getting laid is not a competition nor an end goal (that being actual meaningful relationship with someone special).
Also you are a degenerate jew who has no grasp of such concepts like shame, chastity or sincerity. I still have my doubts about losing the v-card to somebody I don't plan to at least date in long term if not marry. Christ is King and He Has Risen.
WelperHelper99 said:
Get checked for aids now
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No
Ghostse said:
Post pic of stripper so we can judge you.
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I'm sorry for being too busy actually enjoying the time I paid for instead of secretly filming her for the Internet clout. She WAS a bit plump, though, but none of the other girls had tits comparable to hers and I enjoyed being able to grab on her anyway.
 
MAAAD said:
Also you are a degenerate jew who has no grasp of such concepts like shame, chastity or sincerity. I still have my doubts about losing the v-card to somebody I don't plan to at least date in long term if not marry. Christ is King and He Has Risen.
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Wasn't me at the strip club spending my savings to grope Olga.
 
MAAAD said:
20. That's a bit late
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Bro... 20 is not late at all, normal people weren't slaying pussy in high school.
I thought you were like a 35 year old desperate virgin to justify this, but being this young and wasting food money on overblown stripper pussy is just depressing.

Anyway, I'm not gonna moralfag any more, I hope you enjoyed it and you wont regret it.
Just remember to use condoms and stay safe ruski bro, I don't wanna lose more Kiwis to some gay disease like AIDS.
 
MAAAD said:
Also you are a degenerate jew who has no grasp of such concepts like shame, chastity or sincerity. I still have my doubts about losing the v-card to somebody I don't plan to at least date in long term if not marry. Christ is King and He Has Risen.
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>no shame or chastity.
Your christ LARP is funny considering you went to a strip club and bragged about spending 5k just to touch a fat stripper on a Lolcow forum.
I think Christ says people who engage in those acts are harlots, I think.
 
MAAAD said:
you are a degenerate jew who has no grasp of such concepts like shame, chastity or sincerity. [ . . . ] Christ is King and He Has Risen.
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says this after paying 6 million rubles (thereabout) just to touch a woman whose already done it with a thousand other bums before
??? lol
 
Axiom. said:
>no shame or chastity.
Your christ LARP is funny considering you went to a strip club and bragged about spending 5k just to touch a fat stripper on a Lolcow forum.
I think Christ says people who engage in those acts are harlots, I think.
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The term is "Whoremonger"
 
Professional Noticer said:
being this young and wasting food money on overblown stripper pussy is just depressing
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Huh? What's so depressing about this, exactly? I was out partying because one of the guys I was with drove all the way here from another city just for that purpose as a farewell before flying out to Moscow to study. We spent this entire weekend drinking, going clubbing and all that ruckus, the strip club was supposed to be a culmination of the weekend (and it was for me). I didn't go out of my way to specifically visit a strip club because I was desperate to grope a girl like you're thinking, it just happened randomly and naturally because I was drunk and like partying.
Wright said:
says this after paying 6 million rubles (thereabout) just to touch a woman whose already done it with a thousand other bums before
??? lol
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Axiom. said:
>no shame or chastity.
Your christ LARP is funny considering you went to a strip club and bragged about spending 5k just to touch a fat stripper on a Lolcow forum.
I think Christ says people who engage in those acts are harlots, I think.
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That was just to ward off the scummy kike, but since you losers (a furfag limp-dick wimpy teenager and a leftist loli pedophile) took it seriously: I only made a thread because I was drunk and this was my first time ever visiting a strip club. I'm fairly sure Christ doesn't mind me having a little fun once as long as I stay a virgin and don't do it often.
 
MAAAD said:
That was just to ward off the scummy kike, but since you losers (a furfag limp-dick wimpy teenager and a leftist loli pedophile) took it seriously: I only made a thread because I was drunk and this was my first time ever visiting a strip club. I'm fairly sure Christ doesn't mind me having a little fun once as long as I stay a virgin and don't do it often.
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With that attitude, you should get used to spending 5k on just to touch women because I severely doubt anyone will find you even remotely bearable to be around.
 
MAAAD said:
I'm fairly sure Christ doesn't mind me having a little fun once as long as I stay a virgin and don't do it often.
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Colossians 3:5 said:
Put to death therefore what is earthly in you: sexual immorality, impurity, passion, evil desire, and covetousness, which is idolatry.
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1 Thessalonians 4:3-4 said:
For this is the will of God, your sanctification: that you abstain from sexual immorality; that each one of you know how to control his own body in holiness and honor,
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MAAAD said:
Eat HER BOOBS WHOLE NIGGA, EVERY CM OF HER BODY LETSG HOY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME YEAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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"Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone", so far I had:
  1. AIDS-ridden faggot that took it in the ass from a nigger;
  2. Pathetic furfag teenager;
  3. Leftist lolinigger;
cast their stones at me. You have no moral high ground here.

Though @Guns of the Gaytriots is right, I have sinned and will strive to do better (it's not like I'm able to afford frequenting strip clubs in the first place, but oh well).
 
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