What ACK?: Gout Edition - "What If" but for DSP & Company

[Feline Darkmage]

It's a staple of lolcows with their own subforums to get a thread like this, dating all the way back to the ancient "What If?" thread in the Chris-Chan board (and the defunct "What If" CWC subforum)

For example:
What if Phil lost his leg to the gout n beetus? (He's fat)

What if Fuchs never founded the Sons of Kojima?

What if Phil got a new girlfriend?

 

[Uncle Warren]

What if Phil wasn't bad at video games?

 

[Xenomorph]

What if Phil got that Wolverine Toy?

 

[Ntwadumela]

What if Phil didn’t whine all the time while playing games?

 

[Coconut Gun]

What if Phil really wasn't pressing anything and he really was blocking, dood?

 

[Dirt McGirt]

What if Phil actually enjoyed games?

 

[RIP_SANITY]

What if Phil actually learned from his mistakes and the criticism he's received over the years?

 

[AnonAutismo]

What if Phil didn’t whine all the time while playing games?

Honestly I think he'd be much more obscure. He'd go down in internet history as a complete unknown instead of becoming infamous for his shitty personality.

 

[HenryKissiger]

What if Phil put tiny corks up his nostrils?

 

[BeanieGuy]

What if Phil was actually trying to be a decent human being?

 

[Ravelord]

What if Phil became healthy?

 

[KM 749]

What if Phil gained a sembelence of self-consciousness?

 

[NobodyReally]

What if Phil never fapped on livestream?

 

[Done]

What if Phil banned Vidar from the stream chat?

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

What if Phil found something that truly brings joy and meaning to his life?

 

[Detractress]

What if Phil never told Machinima where to stick it?

 

[badluckfistfuck]

What if Phil never got laid off from the helicopter job?

 

[Cvitanich]

What if Phil had never met Leanna?

 

[Christopher Alyre Fleming]

What if Phil had actually been valedictorian of his high school?

 

[guacieface]

What if Phil started dating Kailyn Wilcher