What are some defining characteristics of a Redditor?

[King Fructose]

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Edit: thanks for the stickers kind strangers!

 

[Gig Bucking Fun]

1. Humility.
2. Intellect.
3. Child predation.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Being incredibly shallow and intellectually lazy.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Empathy. Or in other words, a giant circlejerk free of wrongthink.

 

[Eddie Riggs]

Soy. Lots and lots of soy.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Euphoria
Enlightenment

 

[MrTroll]

Their delightful fragrance. If you've never smelled a Redditor, you're missing out.

 

[AMERICA]

Dunning-Kruger

 

[The Deep State]

They're fat.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Idk I don't use reddit enough to know, I just go based off what other people say about the site.

Although now that I think about it I'm not sure if basing your disdain for reddit purely on popular opinion makes you less of a redditor, or more of one.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

They use Reddit. They love updoots.

By the way, give me stickers plox.

 

[Skitarii]

They look like this

 

[Testacles Maximus]

They’re proto-kiwis just like everyone else.

 

[Red Hood]

The smell of cat piss.

 

[MichałDrzymała]

Thin skin so they can't do banter.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I still think Bubble Bass from Spongebob was modeled after the average redditor.

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

- Not bathing because they think it's unnatural and the scent of sweat, cum, and grease is attractive
- Thinking the age of consent should be completely abolished
- Believing internet points mean anything in the real world

 

[No Exit]

 

[L50LasPak]

Asking stupid questions, especially ones that have obvious answers.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Circlejerking to the same jokes for the past months to years.