What are some fun or interesting things about yourself? (REAL) - Don't PL ♥

[The Cheese Aisle]

omg, me too. It's soo weird. Why does that happen?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Slav Power]

If I flick my left wrist it makes a clicking sound.

 

[THE SUPREME ONION]

i am the secret shot caller of KIWI famrs null eats on my hands and do my biding

my dong is long

i have participaded in a secret mission to the moon that remains classified after a incidant with a eggplant and 3 gallons of pure oxygen

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I used to volunteer at a wildlife clinic and have been bit by:
-multiple opossums
-several seagulls
-a western greebe
- a coot
-several other things I've probably forgotten about.

I've helped handle and feed hawks several times and thankfully as long as you're smart and handling them correctly you'll be safe. These aren't trained hawks, these are pissed off wild hawks that want to shit on your corpse.

I started going grey haired at 23.

Me too, lol. It started with just a few hairs but it's definitely spreading.

 

[One Angry Computer]

I can emulate the sound of a power drill by inhaling through my nose hard enough.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I can say this yet again on Kiwifarms so that I do not heavily powerlevel, and it's that I cannot have nightmares.

If the nightmare is about to happen, it just doesn't. The "threat" will no longer give that sensation and blend as part of the background/actions happening around; or I may confront it and defeat it; or I'll actually start to enjoy it, flipping the feeling of the nightmare completely around, so it no longer is.

I actually want to have them once in a while, because it would be like a horror movie, but see, if this feeling persists it already defeats its effect.

The closest thing that comes to it is not fear or something scary, but an overwhelm of information. An example would be me keeping track of what's happening in like a couple of dozen TV screens at the same time, or keeping track of super-fast pacing dialogues where each new sentence is linked to the previous as a conclusion.

I remember one "about to happen" nightmare I had; it was like the face of a mix between the The Ring girl and the Ju-on kid with the black eyes and mouth, just a couple of inches away from mine, in front of me. It was starting to open its black mouth and scream, with that coarse voice, at that point that "feeling of nightmare" should have happened, instead, it completely defused as I tried to reach their face and bite them.

The same happened with another monster in another dream. I was in a series of rooms, and this creature was like a big shadow running around in the carpet, making the stepping noises really fast and progressively louder. When I suddenly had to confront it, the "feeling of the nightmare" should have started & peaked, I instead drilled some holes in them.

We can get along in our dreams, just don't do weird stuff to me because I will defend myself.

 

[clara red bottoms]

I unironically think emo was peak.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

The fastest I've ever driven is 130 miles per hour. This was on a major highway and I was racing some random dude. I have no fucking clue how we didn't attract police attention.

 

[Jex]

I once pretended to be a detective to get across a bridge that had been closed off by the police.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I was in a season 4 episode of Grimm

 

[Salaryman]

I graduated from Rikkyo University with a tourism degree.

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

I have a 1200lb PL total now. And uhh, I have a benign tumor on my left testicle.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

I can easily list all English Monarchs from the Conqueror to Charlie Kirk and give a short biography.
I am not English.

 

[Rock hard as a Flintstone]

If I hold my nose and breathe out through it as hard as I can it's really cool.

 

[NaggotFigger]

I just draw. And that’s it.

And lots of Patposting.

 

[PositiveMonk]

The most interesting thing about me is that there's nothing interesting about me.

 

[rel=alternate]

I don't care about most topics people are interested in here.

I feel like many people ended up on KF because they like a niche topic and found a lolcow in there. And that's great because they have insights I don't have.

I just enjoy reading about the trash fires. Even if I don't care at all about the background subject matter.

I don't play video games, I don't have an eating disorder, I don't watch anime or Vtubers or political commentary, or anything like this.

It does not stop me from enjoying myself though. It's true distraction in a way, because I am not personally invested at all for the most part.

 

[Bothriolepis]

I've helped a Lithuanian guy skin a trucker.

The Lithuanian guy was the instructor for an anatomy and physiology class, and the trucker had obviously donated his body to the program before dying of COPD, but I don't know anyone else who can openly say that they've flayed a human corpse. I'm a lot of fun at dinner parties.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

I once saw a lolcow's girlfriend in real life. It took me a few seconds to figure out why she looked familiar until I realized I'd seen her face on the funny fruit farming site.

 

[2LtMashengo]

I'm White, but my dad named me after a chinaman.