What are some kiwifarms user red flags?

[Poonocchio]

Having hundreds, if not thousands of posts and your account is only a few weeks old.

@Toji Suzuhara shots fired.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

@Toji Suzuhara shots fired.

My account is actually a couple months old. Checkmate, libtard

 

[Loris Yeltsin]

When your PFP changes on occasion but it's always a picture of John Goodman...

 

[Calandrino]

 

[Beige]

A-logging has been brought up a number of times, but there's a very specific form of it that's irritating and a general red flag: People who continuously jump to conclusions and treat rumors as fact because they really want bad shit about cows to be true. The type who take things like stories from an obvious jilted ex out for blood at face value.

Lolcows fuck up and let out embarrassing shit by their very nature, you don't need to force it. It's also harmful in general to the forum, because it gives ammo to people who want to act like the Farms is 100% bullshit and just a harassment site.

 

[Escalating Violence]

@Toji Suzuhara shots fired.

Most of the casino thread is like that too. All these new alogs join up after the MM scandal and they have hundreds of posts already and they are always either essays or autistic rambles.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Isn't Canada a red flag also?

 

[Calandrino]

Isn't Canada a red flag also?

Most definitely

 

[Inco G. Nito]

I made several very harsh posts in the 'serious LGBT discussion' thread that has so far worked pretty well as an early warning system. Every once in a while someone will just go through the thread and negrate all of my posts in that thread and then be outed later as a retard. Feral Postie, Argentinian Tails, JethroTullamore, Temmie, just to name the most notable ones.

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

Optimistic a-logs that write speculative fiction extrapolated from small facts "[person] posted a picture of their left foot on twitter but not their right foot. Therefore their right foot has fallen off and they are about to die." Or the ever present speculative drama manufacturing:" pooplord hasnt streamed with hatman in two days, they must hate each other."

"[Person] hasn't posted anything in 2 days so they must have fucking died"

 

[Two Hands]

Posting and recruiting help for your manga proposal.

 

[Neodanthril]

replying to more than three posts in a single post. you were late to the thread, get over it.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

I can understand having a lot of posts in A&N/off-topic because 1.Lolcow threads move slow and are harder to actually contribute to. 2.The amount of A&N threads is way higher than the amount of lolcow threads.
However, what happens in A&N stays in A&N. Autistic grudges and obnoxious politisperging should not be shitting up lolcow threads.
Also, people that believe that everyone that disagrees with them is literally the retarded antichrist are usually not that bright themselves, and they usually also end up shitting up threads.

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

Shartyfags. They can do funny stuff once in a while but for the most part I prefer them to stay in their containment threads.
People who try to call cows or other posters pedophiles without solid evidence. Plus pedophilia just isn't funny. Sad thing is that's getting more common on the internet outside the farms.
Killjoys, like people who post in a thread just to say a cow is boring.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Ingratiating yourself into the community as a "based chud" only to start a dm for gay furry piss play. I'm talking about you JethroTullamore.

 

[Abbadon's Gate]

Anyone in the gaming board who goes on ad nauseum about how games were better 20 years ago and all games today are just woke garbage.

There's a shitload of these people, and while its easy to agree with how woke games have become being shit, or how bad AAA monetization is, lets not pretend like advancements in mechanics haven't been made since the Xbox 360.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Anyone in the gaming board who goes on ad nauseum about how games were better 20 years ago and all games today are just woke garbage.

There's a shitload of these people, and while its easy to agree with how woke games have become being shit, or how bad AAA monetization is, lets not pretend like advancements in mechanics haven't been made since the Xbox 360.

Anyone who trashes Mario Odyssey or the Switch Zelda games just because some vocal soys like them is unironically a retard. They are genuinely good and fun games and we shouldn't let soyniggers ruin that for us.

 

[ferrari superamerica]

People who constantly use the farms to get advice for their real life issues, you are fucked if you need the farms for emotional support or therapy.

I think they don't want to be called lolcows and want to live a life a farmer may find admirable.

 

[The Hardest R]

I made several very harsh posts in the 'serious LGBT discussion' thread that has so far worked pretty well as an early warning system. Every once in a while someone will just go through the thread and negrate all of my posts in that thread and then be outed later as a retard. Feral Postie, Argentinian Tails, JethroTullamore, Temmie, just to name the most notable ones.

I used to get annoyed by revenge rating but it’s now a point of pride. It means you successfully dunked on and triggered a faggot.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

I think this is a given, but if someone is in the Skibidi Farms thread and posts anything remotely positive about the website/it's uses, it should be assumed that user is one of them and should rope themselves immediately.