What are some kiwifarms user red flags?

[Toji Suzuhara]

Having a 2025 join date

 

[souschef]

Having an AI profile pic.

 

[Quijibo69]

Having the name of Big Balls.

 

[Medic]

If they follow furries who have pink diamonds

 

[Kim]

In my short time here? People with a lolcow as their avatar. They are fucking mental and I imagine they look like this whenever their cow is mentioned:

 

[TV's Adam West]

Anyone who joined after I did.

 

[seri0us]

Users like @A Grey Cat who've been exposed for being pedo creeps, but keep on posting like it never happened.

How has he not been banned yet?

 

[Harm]

How has he not been banned yet?

Probably a lack of reports and/or a lack of moderator attention due to the website needing more active moderators in general. He's also hunkered down and refused to acknowledge it so as to preserve plausible deniability (despite the evidence being wholly & permanently archived).

 

[pro drivor]

Porn profile pic/"ironic" troon profile pic, or any coomer shit to be completely honest. If that's what you're on this website for your hard drive needs to be checked.

Extreme, way over the top soyjaks have a 50/50 chance of either being somewhat annoying or the biggest dumbass you'll ever see in your life.

 

[horseorigin]

When they subtly admit that they relate to a lolcow and/or see themselves in them.

Proceeded by trying to give them unironic life advice to get their shit together. Those posts always creep me out

 

[The_Gam3]

Having a 2025 join date

mmmm yeah

 

[CallmeCicada]

People who don't use the site to have fun, e.g only/mostly interact with content and posts that make them MATI.

 

[pro drivor]

Politisperging (sometimes under a veil of "it's just ironic bro") to the point of wishing death upon others and even children in an overly edgy dick measuring competition. Surprisingly common here, especially on the Thunderdome.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Users who get mad/upset at you over rating them negatively.

Users who "pretend" to be retarded then A) get mad at you for treating them like a retard, B) act smug when you are "fooled" by their "trolling".

Users who when they are losing an argument will call others a pedofile with no evidence or reasoning.

Users who after losing an exchange will spam negrate you (usually the same people who get mad about ratings)

 

[cybertoaster]

Underage anime character as waifu.

Bitchposting on your profile over a sticker.

 

[Broadside]

EDIT: Almost forgot, people who delete their post if it's the last post on a page of a thread, and then repost the same exact fucking thing again so that it can be the first post on the next page instead.

No way people actually do that, I refuse to believe my fellow Kiwis are that sad lmao!

 

[Elite Kipchak]

dsp avatar.

 

[CallmeCicada]

dsp avatar.

Jack Scalfani avatar

 

[Gravekeeper's Vassal]

Cartoon dog pfp

 

[Jobama]

Jack Scalfani avatar

Everyone talks about how hard DSP posters Alog but I feel like Jack Salfani posters do it just as hard. Maybe not in the way they mess with him IRL but in the way they post. They also tend to only post in their thread and don’t interact with the rest of the site.