What are some of the GOOD things that are because of the Corona Virus?

[Roast Chicken]

Currently in a coffee shop I like to haunt. Some of their food is 50% off, I'd imagine because not as much is selling. There are 10 people in here atm.

 

[lurk_moar]

I have no jury duty, lots of job security, possible overtime, no hours cut, and how fucking good I have it.

Bad things my profession is still not recognized. Lab testing personnel are NOT nurses. Nurses may draw blood, but they DON’T test body fluids or specimens. We have the same education level as a nurse (associates and bachelors degrees) but different skill sets and knowledge base.

 

[Yoghurt Baby]

1) cheap gas.
2) easy for me to meet my 'connection quota' at my shitty retail job because everyone loves complaining about covid
3) dont have to breath the same air as the gross neckbeard fatties at my tech school because no in-person classes

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Gas is cheap, and everything feels kinda peaceful

 

[Longjack Attack]

Near empty roads and less traffic.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I've been farting on bums and no SJW types are nearby to complain about it or take/ post pictures of me lifting my leg.

 

[Doug_S1]

I have a plump, juicy hemorrhoid which feels like a beetle. Also I don't have to go outside.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

I've been seeing a lot of my slightly left leaning friends approve of Trump's handling of the Coronavirus Chinese flu. Subsequently, a lot of the Berniebros are vowing to refuse to vote for Biden.

 

[LordofTendons]

I've been seeing a lot of my slightly left leaning friends approve of Trump's handling of the Coronavirus Chinese flu. Subsequently, a lot of the Berniebros are vowing to refuse to vote for Biden.

My lifelong democrat mother was screaming at the TV "I'M WITH TRUMP!" yesterday. The reporters at the daily White House press conference were asking stupid questions about them calling the virus kung flu instead of corona. After her faux outrage about his "grab em by the pussy" comments and all that other nonsense in 2016, it was glorious.

 

[2021Murder]

Nobody's eating Chinese food anymore so restaurants are becoming fronts for prostitution. You can get a really good deal on a hooker who doesn't speak English right now.

Lol what state you live in? You would think they would have massage parlors there. Also few of the asian slaves working as hookers in thos country are attractive in the slightest

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Maybe now even those who didn't do so before will see that EU is incompetent and useless organization and we'd be better off if it died.

 

[Tour of Italy]

My lifelong democrat mother was screaming at the TV "I'M WITH TRUMP!" yesterday. The reporters at the daily White House press conference were asking stupid questions about them calling the virus kung flu instead of corona. After her faux outrage about his "grab em by the pussy" comments and all that other nonsense in 2016, it was glorious.

A working class, left leaning family member
has been watching the conferences and said “well at least he’s got a really sharp team around him” which surprised me.

My jaw hit the floor when she went on to say “that Pence though, he’s a smart guy, he’s really impressed me when he chimes in”.

Biden’s fucked. How can you win against the guy who sent everyone free money?

 

[Shrekking Crew]

Ghost-town environment makes it a lovely place to walk around and experience true solitude in all its glory.
No one barging into offices to which they don't belong.
No smelly neets touching shit that isn't theirs.
Being able to tell people to fuck off to keep social distancing.

 

[Mike R]

My commute has gone from an hour to about 20 minutes. We should have a pandemic every month.

This. Most of the idiots have finally gotten off of my roads.

The parents of my students will finally be able to see how lazy and useless their children are. Once they see that the dumbasses are unable to do even the simplest tasks without EXTREME hand-holding, they will finally be unable to blame teachers for the bad habits they’ve instilled in their kids. It will be all their fault, and they’ll have no choice but to face that ugly truth.

If only. Stupid people don't see how stupid and useless their kids actually are.

I don't have to worry about when my library books are due.

I remember when there used to be libraries. Wait, there are still libraries?

 

[MrTroll]

Biden’s fucked. How can you win against the guy who sent everyone free money?

Run on a platform of sending everyone twice as much money as Trump did, then call him President Cheapskate at the debates.

 

[James Howlett]

This. Most of the idiots have finally gotten off of my roads.


If only. Stupid people don't see how stupid and useless their kids actually are.


I remember when there used to be libraries. Wait, there are still libraries?

Ironically, my office closed today, but I'm able to work from home. That means the commute went from 20 minutes to less than 20 seconds.

I love you Corona-chan! Come back anytime!

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

A working class, left leaning family member
has been watching the conferences and said “well at least he’s got a really sharp team around him” which surprised me.

My jaw hit the floor when she went on to say “that Pence though, he’s a smart guy, he’s really impressed me when he chimes in”.

Biden’s fucked. How can you win against the guy who sent everyone free money?

My mother has voted blue for a long while, but even she admitted that Trump's handling of this situation is good.

I'm going with reserved optimism for Trump's reelection prospects, he'll do fine if his support base comes out to vote. Biden is not just a gaffe machine, he's a doddering senile gaffe machine. He's only been able to get this far because of name recognition ("isn't that guy Obama's VP? I'll vote for him!"), the media correcting his flubs in quoted transcripts, and the fact that he's the least unpalatable candidate on offer during this primary.
He has no platform aside from ORANJ MAN BAD and boomerisms about malarkey.

Corona-chan doing dirty dancing in the streets only strengthens Mr. Trump's chances. He's been as transparent as I would expect for an event of this magnitude. Response times did leave something to be desired, we don't need the Madagascar Protocol, but going full Sweden YES isn't good either.
Biden, unlike Trump, has the open borders albatross on his shoulders that he'll have to reconcile with the fact that a plurality of people are going to be more skeptical about open borders, globalism, and lax immigration policies after Corona-chan runs her course.
Trump, on the other hand, can not only say that he fought for the wellbeing of the American people, but lambast open border/globalist types for allowing this kind of risk vector in to begin with.

 

[Maxliam]

Kinda related to my new job.

A working class, left leaning family member
has been watching the conferences and said “well at least he’s got a really sharp team around him” which surprised me.

My jaw hit the floor when she went on to say “that Pence though, he’s a smart guy, he’s really impressed me when he chimes in”.

Biden’s fucked. How can you win against the guy who sent everyone free money?

He was going to lose but this certainly guarantees it.

Run on a platform of sending everyone twice as much money as Trump did, then call him President Cheapskate at the debates.

It'll look like this to people:

My mother has voted blue for a long while, but even she admitted that Trump's handling of this situation is good.

I'm going with reserved optimism for Trump's reelection prospects, he'll do fine if his support base comes out to vote. Biden is not just a gaffe machine, he's a doddering senile gaffe machine. He's only been able to get this far because of name recognition ("isn't that guy Obama's VP? I'll vote for him!"), the media correcting his flubs in quoted transcripts, and the fact that he's the least unpalatable candidate on offer during this primary.
He has no platform aside from ORANJ MAN BAD and boomerisms about malarkey.

Corona-chan doing dirty dancing in the streets only strengthens Mr. Trump's chances. He's been as transparent as I would expect for an event of this magnitude. Response times did leave something to be desired, we don't need the Madagascar Protocol, but going full Sweden YES isn't good either.
Biden, unlike Trump, has the open borders albatross on his shoulders that he'll have to reconcile with the fact that a plurality of people are going to be more skeptical about open borders, globalism, and lax immigration policies after Corona-chan runs her course.
Trump, on the other hand, can not only say that he fought for the wellbeing of the American people, but lambast open border/globalist types for allowing this kind of risk vector in to begin with.

Corona-chan has really hit the democrats hard. They are damned if they do and damned more if they don't. If they do pass this emergency bill that gives everyone neet bucks, it'll be trumpeted as a Trump thing and means that they worked with him. If they don't, they will look like they are being petty dipshits who don't care about your working class voter. Trump didn't have to do much to put them over a barrel on this one.

 

[Pee Cola]

This video, because Big Clive.

 

[Niggernerd]

The fact that once this blows over globalization is fucking done for and China will get hit extremely hard for covering this whole shit up. God. It's gonna be glorious seeing our competitor burn down and the bonus is it's a commie regime.