What are some of your "warning sign" bands? - When you hear someone says they like X band then it's time to ask for the check.

I will give props to the drummers for those type of bands though, if they're not multi-tracking and/or using a drum machine, those fuckers are insanely talented.
Sure, but there are metal bands that have crazy drumming and aren't completely bankrupt of swag. I feel like having an above average drummer is almost an expectation for a metal band. Not that I'm not appreciative of their playing, any good drumming is impressive.
 
It usually seems to be more of a symptom with prog rock/metal fans for the obvious reasons, but really any long-tenured musician will attract these type of insufferable spergs.
The second someone tells me they're into prog is when I mentally check out of the conversation, which is hard because usually these people bring that up sooner rather than later, and I have to feign interested politeness.
 
I just cannot stand punk or metal fans. Like, at all. Classic rock fans are obviously much worse given their attitude that any and all rock music from the 60s-80s are better than any other genre, especially the ones from 90s-onward. Just music elitists in general are cringe
 
If Amanda Palmer (either in solo, or in Dresden Dolls form) is present in the record collection of your manic pixie dream girl, then you should prepare yourself to become a prop in her narcissistic psychodrama, and a foil for her godawful poetry. My advice: Run, like a five-year old Cambodian girl being chased by Gary Glitter.
 
The second someone tells me they're into prog is when I mentally check out of the conversation, which is hard because usually these people bring that up sooner rather than later, and I have to feign interested politeness.
It depends on how far "into it" they are. One of my favorite bands is Queensrÿche, usually regarded as one of the better 80s-90s prog metal bands, but I'm not gonna sperg over the intricacies of their albums with people who probably wouldn't be interested. The same with me and Dream Theater. I respect their musicianship, I just can't get into them and wouldn't want to hear someone drivel on about them for hours.
 
I just cannot stand punk or metal fans. Like, at all. Classic rock fans are obviously much worse given their attitude that any and all rock music from the 60s-80s are better than any other genre, especially the ones from 90s-onward. Just music elitists in general are cringe
That's kind of true though, modern music sucks and you know it.
 
If Amanda Palmer (either in solo, or in Dresden Dolls form) is present in the record collection of your manic pixie dream girl, then you should prepare yourself to become a prop in her narcissistic psychodrama, and a foil for her godawful poetry. My advice: Run, like a five-year old Cambodian girl being chased by Gary Glitter.
She always gave me similar vibes to Emilie Autumn.
 
Here we go:
  • Deftones - You're either an OG fan who's dismayed by the increase of zoomer/bpd/over-emotional soyboys and tiktok-ethot girls, or are said zoomer/bpd/over-emotional soyboys and tiktok-ethot girls.
  • Lou Reed - You unironically do heroin and other opioids (IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE) and have no concept of craft when it comes to songwriting.
  • Sewerslut - Pedo Apologists. Full stop. You think somehow having the same reskins of sad anime girls is somehow deep, and therefore makes your genre made of cut up loops is high art. You pull no bitches, and are an incel troon.
  • Any Prog Music Post-Animals As Leaders - Perfect argument of how "Modern art is just made for the sake of art, and not a reflection of someones view or reality" While the technical bar has been raised for the umpteenth time, tracks from AOL, Architects, and similar bands all sound like they fit in a AA game score. There's absolutely nothing fun, exciting, or subversive to keep someone interested who doesn't throw 4k on a guitar.
  • Sublime - Peaked in highschool, if you even graduated. Probably has an SA charge. Doesn't listen to Robbin' The Hood which is actually criminal.
  • 100 Gecs - Troon chaser and/or just a troon. Doesn't understand that The Garden is a superior band, with actual coherent storytelling and has a better thought out appeal and aesthetic.
  • Maroon5, Beyonce, Post-2007 Coldplay and T.Swift - You just let the tastemakers and top 40 determine your music taste. You don't actually listen to music.
  • 5FDP, all other Red State Rock - Same as Maroon5, Beyonce, and T.Swift fans, just the other side of the horseshoe.
  • Deathmetal, Black Metal, Modern Punk Subgenres - As explained by others in the thread, if you're in the arts or have been to enough shows, these are all 20-30 yo aimless losers who have to use the cultures as a coping mechanism in order to fill a hole in their life. They just seethe at seeing successful people who are better at writing songs, have some business sense, and are not retarded for over-saturating their local venues by playing 3 times a month. "It's just for fun" says the rapidly quarter-life crisis adult who makes $30 playing a 40 min set that took about 2 hours of prep for gear moving.
  • The Smiths - You're either self aware of how melodramatic the music is and find Morrisey funny, or you're gonna be raising someone else's kid.
  • NF - Your gangsta pass is revoked. Permanently.
  • Any of the Thrash Big 4 - Has lost all of its edge, are now evergreen bands in the same vein as the Stones, Beatles. Slayer is the worst by far and is only attracts wannabe zoomer edgelords.
  • Pearl Jam - Congrats, you like the Grateful Dead of the grunge era.
 
  • Maroon5, Beyonce, Post-2007 Coldplay and T.Swift - You just let the tastemakers and top 40 determine your music taste. You don't actually listen to music.
  • 5FDP, all other Red State Rock - Same as Maroon5, Beyonce, and T.Swift fans, just the other side of the horseshoe.
Those are fans of either are complete normie posers who act as if they know a thing or two about music.
The Smiths - You're either self aware of how melodramatic the music is and find Morrisey funny, or you're gonna be raising someone else's kid.
They are a good band, but I cannot stand the fanbase.
100 Gecs - Troon chaser and/or just a troon. Doesn't understand that The Garden is a superior band, with actual coherent storytelling and has a better thought out appeal and aesthetic.
I have same comment here. Their music is interesting but the fanbase just consists of horrifyingly pedos and trannies.
Any of the Thrash Big 4 - Has lost all of its edge, are now evergreen bands in the same vein as the Stones, Beatles. Slayer is the worst by far and is only attracts wannabe zoomer edgelords.
I'd say the same with Pantera, even if they're not on the big four. Both Slayer and Pantera consist of diehard elitists and edgelords who only listen to nothing but these types of music, love watching LiveLeak footage unironically and also think the works of Eli Roth are a masterpiece.
Deathmetal, Black Metal, Modern Punk Subgenres - As explained by others in the thread, if you're in the arts or have been to enough shows, these are all 20-30 yo aimless losers who have to use the cultures as a coping mechanism in order to fill a hole in their life. They just seethe at seeing successful people who are better at writing songs, have some business sense, and are not retarded for over-saturating their local venues by playing 3 times a month. "It's just for fun" says the rapidly quarter-life crisis adult who makes $30 playing a 40 min set that took about 2 hours of prep for gear moving.
Literally the same thing I just said when it comes to these individual fanbases.
 
Lou Reed - You unironically do heroin and other opioids (IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE) and have no concept of craft when it comes to songwriting.
The Smiths - You're either self aware of how melodramatic the music is and find Morrisey funny, or you're gonna be raising someone else's kid.
I really agree with both. I had a Lou Reed phase when I was in my late-teens/early-20s and I still like quite a bit of the music, but he's one of those songwriters where out of an entire album, he can produce one or two bangers. Otherwise the music ends up getting pretty boring.
I liked The Smiths and Morrissey around the same time as well and feel sort of similar. There's some great songs but they get old. I ended up returning Meat Is Murder after buying it too because no matter how much I liked How Soon Is Now? or Rusholme Ruffians, the title track was so whiny that I couldn't stand it. I still like Bona Drag and the more upbeat era of You Are The Quarry but there's something severely off-putting about a man that's been aware of how miserable he is for 60 years and still does nothing about it. Then again, based comments on nationalism and China. So I agree that you're better off finding him funny.
 
Alright, here is my reponses,
Deftones - You're either an OG fan who's dismayed by the increase of zoomer/bpd/over-emotional soyboys and tiktok-ethot girls, or are said zoomer/bpd/over-emotional soyboys and tiktok-ethot girls.
I heard about Deftones back in the days but I never really listen to their music since I kinda lost interest in metal in the late 90s when it took a quality decline, many bands sold out and Groove and Nu-Metal was the norm. Alternative metal isn’t my cup of tea also.
Lou Reed - You unironically do heroin and other opioids (IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE) and have no concept of craft when it comes to songwriting.
I only remember him as the guy who collaborated with Metallica to make what is to be the worst album Metallica has ever made more than a decade ago. This opinion is spot on. Guy manages to destroy the Metallica band more than Lars.
Sewerslut - Pedo Apologists. Full stop. You think somehow having the same reskins of sad anime girls is somehow deep, and therefore makes your genre made of cut up loops is high art. You pull no bitches, and are an incel troon.
I never even heard of Sewerslut until just now. I don’t know much of this music and now I just heard about this, I’m staying far away from this artist knowing that the community surrounding it are all pedos and troons.

Any Prog Music Post-Animals As Leaders - Perfect argument of how "Modern art is just made for the sake of art, and not a reflection of someones view or reality" While the technical bar has been raised for the umpteenth time, tracks from AOL, Architects, and similar bands all sound like they fit in a AA game score. There's absolutely nothing fun, exciting, or subversive to keep someone interested who doesn't throw 4k on a guitar.
I’m more of a old school metal guy and I do listen to progressive metal however, I haven’t listening to anything that was post Animals as Leaders and to be clear, I haven’t gotten into Animals as Leaders at all. I learn more towards pure heavy metal, hard rock, NWOBHM, Thrash, Doom, and Death Metal, over something like Prog.
Sublime - Peaked in highschool, if you even graduated. Probably has an SA charge. Doesn't listen to Robbin' The Hood which is actually criminal.
I never heard much about Sublime despite being a teenager/young adult in the early 1990s, probably a alternative rock band I don’t usually care about.
100 Gecs - Troon chaser and/or just a troon. Doesn't understand that The Garden is a superior band, with actual coherent storytelling and has a better thought out appeal and aesthetic.
Never even heard the name at all, I’m a middle-aged Gen Xer and probably not as up to date on popular culture to know what it is, but now seeing that the fans are all troons, like Sewerslut, I’m probably staying far away from this band if it is even that.
Maroon5, Beyonce, Post-2007 Coldplay and T.Swift
I do know what they are, they all fucking suck just like how 90% of all modern pop artists since the mid-2000s are all shitty zero-talent artists who managed to make songs that are even more ear grating then the shittest metal song ever made. I don’t even listen to their songs considering that now I have methods of avoiding their songs. I may have heard their songs playing on the radio when I shop, but then again, it’s on the radio, it’s beyond my control.

5FDP, all other Red State Rock - Same as Maroon5, Beyonce, and T.Swift fans, just the other side of the horseshoe.
See what I wrote about modern pop music but this time, not in some gentrified area. Still same crap I avoid at all costs.
Deathmetal, Black Metal, Modern Punk Subgenres - As explained by others in the thread, if you're in the arts or have been to enough shows, these are all 20-30 yo aimless losers who have to use the cultures as a coping mechanism in order to fill a hole in their life. They just seethe at seeing successful people who are better at writing songs, have some business sense, and are not retarded for over-saturating their local venues by playing 3 times a month.
This is the point where our opinions started to diverge. I do agree that modern punk music is shit and should be avoided as almost all modern punk listeners are antifa scumbags. However, Death and Black Metal…….. Well, those were good genres and I liked those genres since I discoversd them in the 1990s when I was in University, Keep in mind, plenty of death metal bands were very intense at the time and the ones I saw live back them with my old dorm buddies were not some broke losers. Black Metal, apart from the first waves (like Venom. Celtic Frost, Bathory, and few others), and 2nd ones (Immortal. Mayhem, Emperor and Gorgorth and few others), I have mostly avoided due to the toxicity of those political spergs of both sides and, just like prog metal, their pretentiousness was too much for me. Both Black (bands I know) and Death Metal are still good though, and is still superior to the modern pop crap and the “red state“ rock you listed earlier, even if the musicians themselves might be lolcows.
The Smiths - You're either self aware of how melodramatic the music is and find Morrisey funny, or you're gonna be raising someone else's kid.
I never really liked the Smiths tbh. I don’t know much about their music.
NF - Your gangsta pass is revoked. Permanently.
I don’t really listen to rap music and have no idea what NF is. I’m still staying away from rap music.
Any of the Thrash Big 4 - Has lost all of its edge, are now evergreen bands in the same vein as the Stones, Beatles. Slayer is the worst by far and is only attracts wannabe zoomer edgelords.
I can agree with you on that. I was a o.g fan for all those big 4 thrash bands back in the 1980s. In fact, as I can say as somebody who used to like these bands since the 1980s. I was very pissed off when they began to sell out to the mainstream in the mid to late 1990s and early 2000s and made albums that were so shitty that I got put off from listening to them. Even to this day, the only one of the “big 4“ thrash metal band still I listened to is Megadeth. Even with that, there is much more better thrash then that and I recommend anybody who looking into Thrash metal music to look beyond just the big 4 thrash bands and look at other thrash scenes (like Teutonic thrash such as Sodom, Kreator and Destruction, whom I got into back in the early 1990s and many more scenes). You might find something that transcends the quality of the big 4 bands.
Pearl Jam - Congrats, you like the Grateful Dead of the grunge era.
Grunge is not my area of field. I listen to Heavy Metal, and it’s subgenres, with a sprinkle of Hard Rock and 1990s IDM/electronica, not stuff like Pearl Jam.
 
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If you take Morrissey more seriously than Morrissey does, you've got a problem.
If you listen to Morrissey's solo stuff, you're probably an insufferable cunt.

As for The Smiths... way too hard to pigeonhole who exactly listens to them. Some people listen to them because of Morrissey, others listen despite him. The Smiths fans who are only in it for Johnny Marr's guitar work or the rest of the band in general... these people are usually kinda based.
 
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If you listen to Morrissey's solo stuff, you're probably an insufferable cunt.

As for The Smiths... way too hard to pigeonhole who exactly listens to them. Some people listen to them because of Morrissey, others listen despite him. The Smiths fans who are only in it for Johnny Marr's guitar work or the rest of the band in general... these people are usually kinda based.
I'm not a huge fan of either The Smiths or Morrissey, but The Smiths lyrics really are unironically funny.

I mean, come on, how can you hate this?

 
Amanda Palmer, Tori Amos, Emilie Autumn, Dead Can Dance - you're going to be stalked by this woman and her fascinating collection of Cluster B personality disorders until she gets arrested for running naked down the street screaming about her imaginary enemies.
 
Tori Amos
All the Generation X and Early Millennial radfem and Lilith fair legbeards of yesteryear who screeched endlessly about men that I knew all wound up getting married, having children and are much happier living mundane lives than back in the late 90s. Felt like after they turned 25, all the anger they had was gone. It’s kind of interesting how they turned out. If I recall, the attempt to bring back Lilith fair was a flop, mostly because the legbeard rage was mostly gone, at least amongst the straight women.
 
How has nobody mentioned Black Pink, EXO, and NCT? Yeah it counts as kpop. But those fans are more insane and are more likely to get into online slapfight unlike BTS fans. Also, all kpop fans are VERY parasocial. Don't shit with their idol or else they will get you trending in twitter and dox you.
Its worse if that kpop fan is one of your family members. The person's favorite band is Seventeen so I feel like its the same tier as BTS crazies.

In addition, kpop fags will flock to anything mainstream like right now with some kpop fags glossing over T.Swift's tickets for her concert. So either they're basic bitch or BPD whores.

Surprised no one mentions this but if anyone mentions that they are a Linkin Park fan in 2020+ (including their songs past Hybrid Theory), absolutely stay the fuck away from them. They are too stuck in the past and are often edgelord wannabes that try very hard to differentiate themselves from the crowd of normies. They also have a tendency to act as if suicide is cool. Powerwolf leans into the same but replace suicide with Christian crusading or something.

If someone likes Powerwolf, chances are they also like vidya OSTs and that opens up a gigantic can of worms.
 
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