What are some of your "warning sign" bands? - When you hear someone says they like X band then it's time to ask for the check.

Kanye: "Yes, you hear that sample from a talented band that he added some echo and reverb to while talking about believing in yourself and wanting to fuck bitches on an album that took almost a hundred people to make? This is the height of music production. This man shall be remembered along with Beethoven, Mozart and Albert Einstein. True genius."
One thing few people know about is that for the last decade, a white guy (Mike Dean) does most of the production work for Kanye. Kanye has spent most of his decade designing leather jogging pants and goofball shoes to be making music. So he just shows up to rap with lyrics he didn’t write with beats he didn’t make.
 
That was kind of where i was getting at with the original post, not so much "which band i think sucks fat ones." Thank you, but you're probably a jew.
Holy shit, my self-righteous post about band merch actually didn't piss you. I love this place because you can have moments like this.
"You're fucking retarded, you should die and here's why _____"
"That's pretty based dude. Thanks for the rational input. Understandable, have a great day fag."

/mu/ has splattered a stigma over albums I actually enjoy. It's embarrassing to admit I like ITAOTS but not in the "I get my music opinions from /mu/ and theneedledrop" way
The problem with hipsters is they have the best taste in music, even if it's indirectly and by happenstance.
I love OK Computer, Quebec, Come In, Titanic Rising, MBDTF and loads of other faggy albums /mu and reddit adores. But something as goofy and earnest as Bat Out of Hell is also my favorite album of all time. The problem with /mu isn't that they like their artsy shit. It's that they can't also listen to anything that's fun. If these guys were somehow able to listen to The Smiths AND ELO, they'd probably be a lot more fun to talk to. As long as you like what you like unironically and can branch out every now and then you'll never be a /mufag.

On that note, I'll try and add a couple.
A guy I work with loves J. Cole with a passion and he's the biggest NPC wigger I have ever met. Also unironically calls it "real shit". Kill me.

Michael Jackson- He was a wonderful performer but his fans seem to look past his more suspect behavior and pull the "dindu nuffin" a little too much for me. Not saying the guy did anything, but I think people look at him as too much of a figure that can't be tarnished. They're like the opposite of the cancel-culture crowd in that even if absolute evidence came up showing MJ had fifty kids in his basement and his semen was found on their clothes they'd still be unconvinced... because the guy made Thriller, damnit.

Sigur Ros, Wilco, Arcade Fire, The National, Fleet Foxes, - These bands... I'm convinced don't exist because I've never met a full-fledged fan of them. I see their albums online but they can't actually be real bands. I've at least MET people who know or listen to Bon Iver, Sufjan Stevens, Bjork and Tame Impala. Not true for these. Are there enclaves or large villages and cults of people scattered around the planet who are the only people who have listened to an album by The National? WHERE THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE? I lie awake at night ruminating the terror I would feel meeting someone who's actually listened to "Funeral" and has it as one of their favorite albums, not because I would hate them but because it would actually prove to me a fan of Arcade Fire actually was out there in the real world, was real, and that there would there would be millions of others within a close vicinity of them.
 
So he just shows up to rap with lyrics he didn’t write with beats he didn’t make.
Closed on Sunday, you're my Chick-fil-A
Closed on Sunday, you my Chick-fil-A
Hold the selfies, put the 'Gram away
Get your family, y'all hold hands and pray
When you got daughters, always keep 'em safe
Watch out for vipers, don't let them indoctrinate
Closed on Sunday, you my Chick-fil-A
You're my number one, with the lemonade


A professional songwriter wrote this.
 
Muse-Pretentious cocksucker who insists the words are just suuuppper deeeeeep. Even worse if you actually liked that piece of shit song Uprising. Some idiot caterwauling the most generic lyrics about rebellion to this slow ass tune like it's a real call to rise up is laughable to me.

Pornogrind- Either dudes with domestics on their records or discord sperglords who think it makes them hard. Good chance they harbor seething resentment towards persons of cunt. None of them have positive relationships with their mother. Possibly but not always fatherless.

Ava Max- Mid looking chicks who wanted to be the popular girl but had personalities as dull as their appearance. Immediately get bitchy whenever other girls with better looks/talent breathes in their direction. If you're a man in their vicinity, will either be affronted by your existence or seething that you won't date them.

Also one of my buddies states he got spooked by this girl at a GWAR show. Young Asian woman that looked relatively normie and was laser focused on the stage. Personally I don't see what the flag is here.
 
@(((I am NOT a jew))) Ay man, I like the National and Arcade Fire. My dad actually got me into Arcade Fire because of his Pandora station.

@Grimoire Canthari Fuck you, Knights of Cydonia is a fuckin’ fantastic song, and just because one song about resistance isn’t fucking speed metal or some shit with Rage Against the Machine-esque lyrics is such a faggy reason to hate a band.

 
- Tom Macdonald: rap for people who hate rap, wiggers, and migapede fossils who need to be smothered already.
There’s always that Vietnam war vet in the comments section who says that he doesn’t listen to rap but makes an exception for TM.
- Tyler the Creator and Kendrick Lamar: Wiggers and cringy bisexuals
Tyler the Creator attracts the biggest BPD train wrecks I can think of. None of these wenches actually like hip hop and only listen to Tyler because he’s indie and is a spicy straight faux bisexual.
I swear Gorillaz fans are either just straight up children or retarded manchildren. I was a hardcore Gorillaz fan in middle school, and the minute I went to high school all their music sounded like trash.
Gorillaz fans are at their worst when it comes to the fan art.
 
Sigur Ros, Wilco, Arcade Fire, The National, Fleet Foxes, - These bands... I'm convinced don't exist because I've never met a full-fledged fan of them.
Hi! My name is Pee Cola. Nice to meet you.
Not true for these. Are there enclaves or large villages and cults of people scattered around the planet who are the only people who have listened to an album by The National? WHERE THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE?
They're middle-class middle-aged dads at BBQs, sitting around drinking craft beer with other middle-class middle-aged dads. I guess The National is a suitable soundtrack to have playing in the background when bitching about private school fees or looking for advice on how to sneak a 20 year old Porsche into the garage without the wife finding out.

As for Muse... they're one of my guilty pleasure bands. I know it'd be slightly less gay if my guilty pleasure was Pet Shop Boys or Erasure, but it is what it is.
 
Shit like Juice Wrld, Li'l Pump, Island Boys (namely rappers of the "Soundcloud" variety), especially the "superfans" who exclusively listen to this dross for reasons of "authenticity". Bonus points if they restrict themselves to the ones which can only be found on Soundcloud. Such individuals are generally among the most pretentious and opinionated twats known to man. Expect to be regaled with Bob Chipmanesque hot takes by the twat and be expected to accept these as holy writ on pain of spergouts and tantrums.

Minor irritants:

Pantera: attracts the worst type of simps - I'm talking about the losers who ascribe the opinion of the drummer to the entire band. The last one of these I encountered was talking about Mein Kampf and opining that "The coolies(Indians) are the Jews of Africa" in less than 10 minutes after first mentioning the band.


Not a band, but:
Anyone who considers Andrew Fantano and "The Needle Drop" as an unimpeachable authority in musical matters - These people are total fucking NPCs. They will never have anything interesting to contribute in conversation, are often huge consoomers and spend too much time on Twitter/X. Intellectual wasteland, do not enter.
 
Anyone who considers Andrew Fantano and "The Needle Drop" as an unimpeachable authority in musical matters - These people are total fucking NPCs. They will never have anything interesting to contribute in conversation, are often huge consoomers and spend too much time on Twitter/X. Intellectual wasteland, do not enter.
I have no idea who this guy is, but from your description he sounds like a one man Pitchfork. And yes, anyone whose musical taste is shaped entirely by Pitchfork is also an NPC.
 
Way too many people in this thread have been calling TOOL a red flag.

Anyway, uh...the entire nu-metal genre. Except maybe Deftones and Disturbed.

Either you're a wigger pretending to be a metalhead, or you're a five-year-old pretending to be a metalhead.

Combining metal with (c)rap basically killed off the greatest genre of music ('90s alt-metal), and its effects are still being felt decades later with the metalcore scene trying to pass off incoherent screeches as singing.
 
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Mushroomhead. System of a Down. Mindless Self Indulgence. I really liked some stuff from these bands, but they all got ruined for me. Fans used to be on the stoner edge of metalhead but now they all do heroin through their toes.
 
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