What are some shitty things you've done? CONFESS. - Come on, none of us perfect; in fact that's why we're all here.

When I was 14 I got really sick and we couldn't figure out why. My mom told me it couldn't have been cancer because my white blood cell counts were good and for some reason I believed her. I thought to myself "wouldn't it be cool if it was cancer. I'd get all this free shit and asspats from everyone! I could like meet Michael Jordan!"

And then two months later God made me eat my words and shit em out my fuckin ass.
The source of my illness was a malignant tumor at the back of my skull.


I still don't know why I thought cancer was cool, and I never told my parents about this. I think about that retarded thought every day.
 
  • Feels
  • Winner
  • Horrifying
Reactions: Dead Wife, Poyo Sato, BSC and 12 others
Cabelaz said:
When I was 14 I got really sick and we couldn't figure out why. My mom told me it couldn't have been cancer because my white blood cell counts were good and for some reason I believed her. I thought to myself "wouldn't it be cool if it was cancer. I'd get all this free shit and asspats from everyone! I could like meet Michael Jordan!"

And then two months later God made me eat my words and shit em out my fuckin ass.
The source of my illness was a malignant tumor at the back of my skull.


I still don't know why I thought cancer was cool, and I never told my parents about this. I think about that retarded thought every day.
Click to expand...
i feel like a lot of people get munchie-like symptoms in their mid teens
 
Ava gave the best blowjobs but she didn’t shave her underarms so it was never going to last. I used to call her bird. Strange how oral sex makes a woman suddenly more attractive than she could have been otherwise. You learn a lot about a woman by how she sucks your dick. Ava basically inhaled it and held it in her throat while she made wishes. She called me a god and that was appreciated. She could have done better though which is probably why I took a shit in her bed before I bounced
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Monkey Shoulder, Mesh Gear Fox and The Un-Clit
Cabelaz said:
When I was 14 I got really sick and we couldn't figure out why. My mom told me it couldn't have been cancer because my white blood cell counts were good and for some reason I believed her. I thought to myself "wouldn't it be cool if it was cancer. I'd get all this free shit and asspats from everyone! I could like meet Michael Jordan!"

And then two months later God made me eat my words and shit em out my fuckin ass.
The source of my illness was a malignant tumor at the back of my skull.


I still don't know why I thought cancer was cool, and I never told my parents about this. I think about that retarded thought every day.
Click to expand...
I don't know, you (presumably?) beat cancer after wishing for it, that's pretty badass.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Sho'nuff, Caesare and The Un-Clit
Cabelaz said:
When I was 14 I got really sick and we couldn't figure out why. My mom told me it couldn't have been cancer because my white blood cell counts were good and for some reason I believed her. I thought to myself "wouldn't it be cool if it was cancer. I'd get all this free shit and asspats from everyone! I could like meet Michael Jordan!"

And then two months later God made me eat my words and shit em out my fuckin ass.
The source of my illness was a malignant tumor at the back of my skull.


I still don't know why I thought cancer was cool, and I never told my parents about this. I think about that retarded thought every day.
Click to expand...
You were a teen, and had a stupid thought. But it's not like you wished cancer upon someone else, or did anything outright terrible. You may want to tell them or someone else about this. We all have stupid thoughts each day, and sometimes they just happen to align with when something terrible happens. We then blame ourselves for it, and that guilt can last for years, decades, or a lifetime when we didn't cause any of it.
 
1. Second Mrs Bass was engaged when I met her. I have zero regrets or reservations about this, or anything I did back then.

2. The first Mrs Bass had a child with her second husband that looks suspiciously like my sisters and less like ex Mrs Bass or anyone in the husband's family. The only people who haven't noticed this is the husband and the girl herself, or if they have nobody brings it up. I go out of my way to treat her nice. Its almost like I "treat her as of she were one of mine", after all, it wouldn't be fair if I left her out when I do things with my girls, she is their"half" sister after all, right?

Now that I think about it I did both of these at around the same time. I guess I was in a play rough mood back then.
 
  • Islamic Content
Reactions: Devout Muslim
In 2012 I let this guy I knew from my sophomore year of HS crash on my couch for about a month. He had a job, and bought stuff for me. laundry soap, threw in for TP and trash bags. But he began to come back from work shitfaced-worked in a bar/tavern-and it started to royally piss me off. I was letting him stay there for free ffs. so I clipped a little ground up nug from his grinder one night after he passed out on my enclosed porch. It was a scumbag tax.
 
When I was a teenager I sometimes exchanged non-functioning DVDs and games with the ones that worked, then returned them to wherever I bought them for a refund (like Blockbuster, Hollywood Video, etc).

I avoid my nephew because kids are annoying, but I feel bad because he likes to hang out.

Stole candy as a wee lad. Send me right to prison with the niggers already, look at this rap sheet.
 
I was riding my bicycle by an intersection where there was a car crash, fender bender level. Two women were standing on the corner. I said something to one of them as I rode by about that being the advantage of a bicycle, avoid the crashes.

Only as I was riding away, not even out of sight, did I realize that those two ladies were very likely (just given the location of the accident) not pedestrians, like I assumed, but the people involved in the wreck, and my friendliness would have very easily looked like mockery.

Jerking it while on the phone with a woman (not gf)
Was still a virgin with rage and thought it would feel sort of like sex. Did not. I doubt the lass would have been pleased if she'd known.
 
When I was in high school I once followed around a random Korean kid and said "TWO DORRAH CUP NOODLE" over and over. I still feel bad about it on a semi-regular basis
 
  • Feels
Reactions: Mesh Gear Fox
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back