What are some shitty things you've done? CONFESS. - Come on, none of us perfect; in fact that's why we're all here.

[Suki]

Back when I was partying heavily and hanging out with friends, I went to the store a few times and stole shitloads of beer. Just took the drinks and walked out with them. Never got caught. This was all around a bunch of people in broad daylight, too.

When my former boyfriend was dying of cancer (RIP baby), I stole some of his cool-ass painkillers and got high (it was easy because I was his caretaker and knew where his medicine was). Ok I actually didn't have to steal all of them as he gave some to me in exchange for sucking him off and other things lol.

That's all I can think of right now.

Next...

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

At work, I steal K-cups from the doctor's lounge.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Mixed 2 cans of Monster with some vodka in a cocktail bowl and drank it all quickly. Didn't fucking sleep that night.

Wait that's a fun thing, not a shitty thing.

 

[Magique]

Well, I passed the sugar instead of salt to my dad because he pranked me one time by making me believe he done some pudding when it was really some mayonnaise.
His look was priceless when he ate that sugar burger, I will remember it always.

 

[Windows10]

Someone stole my art in high school so I got them expelled and did considerable damage to their academic record. That was pretty mean.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I burned down a crackhouse the night before I started my freshman year.

 

[MrTroll]

I wear blackface often. In fact I'm wearing some now.

 

[The Fool]

I have no soul and I'm incapable of happiness so I always make sure to be as passive-aggressive as I can to everyone I talk to. The only reason I even sustain a conversation with someone is to see how much I can lower their self-esteem.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I got loads of speeding tickets in one month.
I've also ran through a few red lights.

 

[Postal Dude]

I created an account on this website.

 

[Audit]

I furry once came to my college with a wolf tail on her ass and I goaded all of the nearby students into making fun of her. I never saw that girl again.

 

[The Fool]

I furry once came to my college with a wolf tail on her ass and I goaded all of the nearby students into making fun of her. I never saw that girl again.

That's not shitty that's heroic

 

[AnOminous]

Once when I was living in a punk flop with a bunch of druggies, we threw a party the night before we left town and completely trashed the place, vandalizing the fuck out of it and kicking in drywall and shit like that, because fuck the guy whose name was on the lease. He later got arrested for it and had a pound of weed so he went to prison for a long time.

It was pretty much his fault, though, because he'd been selling ounces of weed to some dude we told him was a fucking nark.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

I once switched my Genesis cart Ecco the Dolphin for a friend's FIFA 95 without him realizing. Never visited him again.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

Once when I was living in a punk flop with a bunch of druggies, we threw a party the night before we left town and completely trashed the place, vandalizing the fuck out of it and kicking in drywall and shit like that, because fuck the guy whose name was on the lease. He later got arrested for it and had a pound of weed so he went to prison for a long time.

It was pretty much his fault, though, because he'd been selling ounces of weed to some dude we told him was a fucking nark.

I think I was at that party

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

This isn't a shitty thing, but it was a pretty naughty thing to do- I used to be in my college's student government as the publicity director so I made a lot of flyers and ads for the school newspaper. One time I managed to sneak in a tiny pot leaf into a "join student government" ad. It was very, very, subtle and a very slightly different color than the background but if you knew where to look you could see it.

 

[AnOminous]

I used to put bottle rockets under people's doors with cigarette timers, where you'd just leave something like a Lucky Strikes cigarette with a bottle rocket attached to it, with the fuse stuck through it, so when it burned down, it would set off the bottle rocket, which would shoot off under the person's door (someone you usually considered a friend and that's just the way you treated your "friends" in those days).

And if you were really bored, you did this to multiple people at the same time, and if you timed it carefully, bottle rockets would shoot off under everyone's door nearly simultaneously and mass panic would ensue.

Which you could watch from a distance.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Forgive me father for I have sinned.

One time this kid in elementary school was being an annoying shit to me (I was the same age as him) so I socked him directly in the nose.
It was completely uncalled for but I still did it.

 

[AnOminous]

Forgive me father for I have sinned.

One time this kid in elementary school was being an annoying shit to me (I was the same age as him) so I socked him directly in the nose.
It was completely uncalled for but I still did it.

That's nothing. I stabbed a kid with a pen for pissing me off.

What's funny is he was a twin and I actually stabbed the wrong twin.

 

[Broken Pussy]

That's nothing. I stabbed a kid with a pen for pissing me off.

What's funny is he was a twin and I actually stabbed the wrong twin.

My sister stabbed me in the hand with a pencil and the lead broke off and was stuck in my hand. My dad tried to get it out with a pocket knife after he made me hold an ice cube until my hand was numb. That didn't work, so later, after I had a gross, infected hole in my hand for a week, I dug it out myself with a pin.

As for the topic at hand, when I was an asshole teenage girl, I gave other, younger teenage girls advice on how to be more effective at self-mutilation. Basically, I made them feel like they weren't hurting themselves enough and that they should hurt themselves more. I feel bad about that now. I hope they got better.