What are the dumbest names people’s parents cursed them with?

Save the Loli said:
Is that actually a real name? I have never heard of anyone being named that other than the fat kid on Arthur. I'd be more amazed to meet someone IRL named Binky than I would yet another pretentious white person name or hoodrat shit like "Rictavious" that I see all the time.
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Knew a girl that was called that as a nickname, but I've never seen someone with the actual name of Binky. Her real name was Bianca.
 
Wilted Farm said:
I hate the fuck out of these new age bullshit baby names like McKayleigh, Breighson, Layton, Braxtynn, Taylee or anything like that. Also names like Scooter or Skip, sounds like a dog’s name.
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OMG I knew a guy who's mom called him Scooter as a nickname when he was in his 20's and as cringey as that was it was the least of that family's problems...
 
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Bender said:
Oh, you can't just do us like that, you need to give us some juicy details.
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He and his brother were both adopted and his brother had the same name as him (even though the adopting parents got to choose their names.) "Scooter" was, as I said, in his 20's. He wasn't allowed to have friends over, or a girlfriend. The only major thing he ever did wrong that I heard him admit to was he totaled three cars just from not paying attention while driving so his parents "didn't allow him" to drive. He had some kind of weird problem where he had to have his skin brushed (like with a hair brush) and if you touched him with any amount of force he would bruise. The mom would also not allow him to lend stuff to other people. It was really weird because aside from physical issues there was nothing mentally wrong with him but his mom still took total control over his life. His favorite thing to do when talking to girls was tell him he'd never kissed a girl before but a few of them found out he used the same line on all of them and all got really pissed about it. He also dated a girl who was 14 because he "didn't ask her how old she was, thought she was his age" despite the fact that I heard her talking to him not only about being in high school but also about being in middle school. A whole bag of crazy...plus his mom called him Scooter.
 
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Pitere pit said:
In my country, most South Americans citizens named their kids with anglo names, but badly transcribed. You have Brayans (of Brian) Miltons, and I heard someone called Usnavy, like the army on Murica. Their names are shit but of most of them are chill people.
However, a lot of the white trash names on my cursed land like Kevin, Jessica, Jennifer or Christian are for trash people who are the equivalent of ghetto names on the States.
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Can confirm. My high school Spanish teacher came from the Dominican Republic. Her name was supposed to be something else, but her dad went behind her mom’s back and tried to have it changed to Kathy, but botched the spelling. And that’s why her first name is Katy (pronounced Catty).
 
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