What Are The Worst Character Designs You Have Ever Seen?

Nowadays it's almost like they have to make up animals on the fly, it's never an actual animal that represents the country at all these days, it's some mythical/fantasy sort of thing. Here's what Tokyo's mascots for 2020 are...
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https://www.olympic.org/news/tokyo-2020-unveils-mascots
I really don't know what kids were thinking when they voted for these things, because they're not very pleasant to look at. The random angular designs clash pretty badly with the organic shapes of...whatever these things are. The one on the left looks like it was meant to be a cat but the designer was told an ordinary cat is boring so it needs to be XTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEME looking. The one on the right meanwhile came from an order to make a living embodiment of cherry flowers...but XTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME so they made up a generic thingy with flower petal designs on the head.

Out of the two though the one on the right is slightly better, if only because cherry trees/flowers are actually something strongly associated with Japan, while the other one is just a featureless cat wearing a checkerboard mask and suit.
 
I really don't know what kids were thinking when they voted for these things, because they're not very pleasant to look at. The random angular designs clash pretty badly with the organic shapes of...whatever these things are. The one on the left looks like it was meant to be a cat but the designer was told an ordinary cat is boring so it needs to be XTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEME looking. The one on the right meanwhile came from an order to make a living embodiment of cherry flowers...but XTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME so they made up a generic thingy with flower petal designs on the head.

Out of the two though the one on the right is slightly better, if only because cherry trees/flowers are actually something strongly associated with Japan, while the other one is just a featureless cat wearing a checkerboard mask and suit.
The fact kids voted for this make me think of that moment from The Simpsons again. It pretty much explains what I feel has happened here.
 
Since nobody's mentioned them yet Vancouver's Pedobear-esque are lifeless and pretty terrible too (in my opinion):
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The overall impression I get from this group is that they couldn't decide on any one thing so they threw a bunch of random shit together to see what would stick.
 
The overall impression I get from this group is that they couldn't decide on any one thing so they threw a bunch of random shit together to see what would stick.
You just described the thought process of 98% of Olympic mascots.
Though these particular ones did give me my favorite coverage goofup
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Since nobody's mentioned them yet Vancouver's Pedobear-esque are lifeless and pretty terrible too (in my opinion):
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The overall impression I get from this group is that they couldn't decide on any one thing so they threw a bunch of random shit together to see what would stick.
Mukmuk is an intresting one because he really ins't an olympic mascot. He got shafted by the olympic commitee and kind of exists in limbo. Also, people only give a shit about him because he's "supposed" to be some endagered marmot.
 

Speaking of Digimon:

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Meicrackmon (yes, that's the official name) Vicious Mode's design doesn't make sense to me, particularly the scorpion-like tail going on there (never once used in combat btw) and just how unnecessary the Wolverine-esque claws are. The DNA scarf extensions that carried over from the Meicoomon design also doesn't really do it favors, like the Digimon jumps around a lot, so it's inconvenient.

Also lol furry boobs.

And we've yet to see it in action, but this is Omnimon's Mercy Mode.
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It's that fucking shriveled midsection that bothers me the most amongst everything else about it.
 
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while on the topic of digimon, why are so many digimon designs I've seen either very simple, or cluttered with a bunch of unnecessary details?

To sell toys. That's really about it, tbh, although I imagine it's also because it's easier to animate (for simple designs, anyway). This is Toei Animation we're talking about, after all.
 
Speaking of Digimon:

And we've yet to see it in action, but this is Omnimon's Mercy Mode.
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It's that fucking shriveled midsection that bothers me the most amongst everything else about it.

Its the wings that kill the design for me, they just seem so tacked on, not helping that they replace his cape, which is what brings the design together in my opinion.
 
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Everybody loves Vucko, and seeing the guy in the mascot costume drunkenly pass out very casually on the floor of a bar mid-interview while Karma Chameleon plays was worth watching the video. Eastern Europe's culture of casual quasi-functional alcoholism, everybody!

Seriously, its so easy to like Vucko because he's got such strong, simple design elements. With the busy, poorly designed ones you can't even tell whats going on in a static pose, but if you start with strong design even in action things are clear.
See some of those postcards and one of the animated clips they used for commercials.
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Another strong Olympic design:
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What do Hodori and Vucko have in common? Strong, crisp outlines and a limited palette of color and pattern. You can immediately tell at first glance what they are, what they are doing, and what they represent. Among the bad designs we see in this thread, ignoring two or all three guidelines (outline, color, pattern) is pretty universal.




Russia tempted fate. This is the price they pay.




There is no way that they've already run out of animal mascots in Japan. There can't be. This are the culture that have mascots for police precincts! You think they could manage better than this!

Actually, they are pretty hit and miss with their police mascots. I'll take a closer look and maybe do a whole post on them.
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I always assumed that Olympic mascots were mostly design by people that sniff glue.
And speaking of terrible sporting mascots, here's the (former) mascot for the New Orleans Pelicans
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This is perfect.. they could just send this guy near the stands of the enemy team. they would be terrified of their lives and lose every match!

Speaking of Digimon:

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Meicrackmon (yes, that's the official name) Vicious Mode's design doesn't make sense to me, particularly the scorpion-like tail going on there (never once used in combat btw) and just how unnecessary the Wolverine-esque claws are. The DNA scarf extensions that carried over from the Meicoomon design also doesn't really do it favors, like the Digimon jumps around a lot, so it's inconvenient.

Also lol furry boobs.

And we've yet to see it in action, but this is Omnimon's Mercy Mode.
View attachment 427813
It's that fucking shriveled midsection that bothers me the most amongst everything else about it.


The real creature could be as thin as an anorexic snake, The armor makes up for the limp noodle body.
 
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