I present the gang of dudão, an old religious children's magazine from my shit hole, it is a poor copy of another more popular magazine here, the style of the characters is so bizarre that it ended up becoming a meme here, I think it is hideous.
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Holy shit! Eyes do not do that! Those designs give me the same creepy feeling I get when I see an animal or person with either cyclopia or facial duplication. You know something has gone terribly wrong with the development process of the face, and the fact that the resulting creature is still alive and
staring right at you gives your very soul the heebie jeebies. The only religion those comics support is Atheism, since there's no way a loving God would ever make people with eyetits and unibrows...
As for Final Fantasy swords, their sword designs have always been ridiculous, but this has to be the worst I've seen.
You're actually expected to
fight with this? It has so many jagged edges and overhangs that it would immediately hook on something while being swung, or your opponent would simply catch his straight blade on one of the curved bits and yank the sword out of the user's hands. The only use for this sword is ceremonial, or, if it has magic, it could be used to cast spells, but you might as well turn it into a staff at that point.
As far as live action swords go, nothing beats the three-bladed sword from The Sword and the Sorceror for ridiculousness:
This movie tries very hard to be awesome and contains lots of over the top insanity like this. And if you're a certain age, you'll know the main character better as Matt Houston from the titular television show, wearing a loincloth and a bad rug, so that makes it seem even more ridiculous. The thought of a sword that can shoot blades
should be awesome, but it kind of falls flat in execution. I was hoping it would be more like the Glaive from Krull (which is an awesome design,) but a three bladed sword where the blades are perpendicular to each other just looks unwieldy, And how do you sheath the damn thing?