What Are The Worst Character Designs You Have Ever Seen?

[Hummingbird]

The latest X-Men arc has a dinner party at the Hellfire Club and I'll have Yellow Flash here show the ugly outfits that will be used in it.

A man that looks way too old for them who also has fucking AIDS

(I am not kidding, the dude is canonically HIV positive)

And from what I've seen of the pages, he still hasn't told his tranny lover even after they had sex.

 

[Bean5]

The latest X-Men arc has a dinner party at the Hellfire Club and I'll have Yellow Flash here show the ugly outfits that will be used in it.

And from what I've seen of the pages, he still hasn't told his tranny lover even after they had sex.

The gay lies to the trans man about who he really is

my how the turns have tabled

 

[PopRocks]

Designs by Rare were usually fine by themselves, but they almost always looked better when done in a different artstyle.

There's no saving these two fatasses from Donkey Kong 64, though. I don't know who at Rare had an obese furry feeder fetish, but did they really have to make feeding the hippo the way to get to bosses?
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I mean, Rare is a British developer.

 

[ADN_VIII]

I was going to bring up the Gears of War COG armor, namely it's absurd size and proportions but the more I examined it, the more I realized that it's not all that bad as far as armor goes. The usual "armors too big" claim kind of goes out the window when you look at unarmored humans and realize they're fucking huge as well. Every Gear out of armor is massively stacked, obviously roided out, and actually proportional to his armor. Even women and the COG female armor are proportionate to each other. I used Anya as my point of reference but even on her much smaller frame compared to Marcus, the much smaller armor she wears still works properly. Human armor seems like the designers applied the logic of ship armor, the all-or-nothing concept, to humans and came up with designs that worked.

Unfortunately the same attention to detail was not as well applied to the locust. In canon, an unarmored locust drone has skin thick enough to stop rifle rounds from a Lancer and also snap bayonets(which prompted the development of the famous chainsaw bayonet). So, as a result pretty much every locust drone goes into war shirtless or wearing bits of leather. Considering the Locust are a subterranean species, the opportunity for equivalent armor made from the shells of rockworms or other underground species with carapaces.

The lambert kind of dodged this in the same way the flood did: they're too squishy for FMJ rounds to properly damage so the thickness of their skin is a non-issue.

 

[TheClorax]

The latest X-Men arc has a dinner party at the Hellfire Club and I'll have Yellow Flash here show the ugly outfits that will be used in it.

And from what I've seen of the pages, he still hasn't told his tranny lover even after they had sex.

Most of those look fine tbh. Outside a few crummy ones like Bobby, Charles and maybe 2 others.

 

[Hummingbird]

Most of those look fine tbh. Outside a few crummy ones like Bobby, Charles and maybe 2 others.

The really bad ones stick out the most, but most of them are ok. Here's IMHO, the bad ones...

It's bad enough Cena Grace turned him into a stereotype, but now this?

What is this? (Colosus)

I have no words.

Project Runway would have a field day with this one and not in a good way.

Mr. T called, he wants his gold back.

Last, but not least, a kid in a skimpy outfit.

 

[TheClorax]

The really bad ones stick out the most, but most of them are ok. Here's IMHO, the bad ones...

It's bad enough Cena Grace turned him into a stereotype, but now this?
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What is this? (Colosus)
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I have no words.
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Project Runway would have a field day with this one and not in a good way.
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Mr. T called, he wants his gold back.
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Last, but not least, a kid in a skimpy outfit.
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I actually like the look Colossus has here. Kate’s is... alright. But yeah, the rest are pretty shit.

 

[Cisna H. Scumale]

The really bad ones stick out the most, but most of them are ok. Here's IMHO, the bad ones...

It's bad enough Cena Grace turned him into a stereotype, but now this?
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What is this? (Colosus)
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I have no words.
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Project Runway would have a field day with this one and not in a good way.
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Mr. T called, he wants his gold back.
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Last, but not least, a kid in a skimpy outfit.
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Rachel Summers and Eye-boy look gross as fuck and Professor X looks dumb.

Iceman, Colossus and Kate Pryde look weird but their designs aren't too bad. I'll give those three a B- each

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

The really bad ones stick out the most, but most of them are ok. Here's IMHO, the bad ones...

It's bad enough Cena Grace turned him into a stereotype, but now this?
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What is this? (Colosus)
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I have no words.
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Project Runway would have a field day with this one and not in a good way.
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Mr. T called, he wants his gold back.
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Last, but not least, a kid in a skimpy outfit.
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These straight up look like troll designs taking the piss

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

I like Man of Steel enough.
But why does supes needs to have such an over-designed (and simultaneously lazy) suit?

Also, does 2012 Henry Cavill looks like he needs muscle padding?

 

[TheClorax]

I like Man of Steel enough.
But why does supes needs to have such an over-designed (and simultaneously lazy) suit?

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Also, does 2012 Henry Cavill looks like he needs muscle padding?

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Kryptonian Aesthetic the movie had going for it. The texture itself is fine, it’s just the lack of any reds around the waist to help it flow.
Though credit where it’s due, at least it tried to accommodate for the lack of reds with those lines around the waist. Certainly better than some of the shit JJ was throwing around in Flyby where his waist has one big distracting circle.

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

Kryptonian Aesthetic the movie had going for it. The texture itself is fine, it’s just the lack of any reds around the waist to help it flow.
Though credit where it’s due, at least it tried to accommodate for the lack of reds with those lines around the waist. Certainly better than some of the shit JJ was throwing around in Flyby where his waist has one big distracting circle.
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That's true. But their aesthetic is way more complex and somber than Supes suit.

To the point his suit looks kind of clownish compared to them.

P.S.: Holy fuck is this bitch hot!

 

[Dark Emporer Dood]

Their expression says more than I ever could.

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

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Their expression says more than I ever could.

Ducks with duckface...we've come full circle.

I find the beanie to be the weirdest thing here, tbh

 

[Bean5]

The really bad ones stick out the most, but most of them are ok. Here's IMHO, the bad ones...

It's bad enough Cena Grace turned him into a stereotype, but now this?
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What is this? (Colosus)
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I have no words.
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Project Runway would have a field day with this one and not in a good way.
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Mr. T called, he wants his gold back.
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Last, but not least, a kid in a skimpy outfit.
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They couldn't make iceman look even more like a walking stereotype. Give him a lisp, Aids and kick his corpse out the door


Colosus looks like the chad meme and im unironically ok with that. If they really wanted to get women into comics, then more of that please, haha. And sexy women for those into that

 

[XYZpdq]

They really exaggerated Ash's weird, z-shaped birthmark things under his eyes. He looks like a Mexican teenager there.

yeah total "I can grow a mustache, really I can!" look
which does seem more growing up then I ever expected from Ash

 

[Cyril Sneer]

But in the late 80's early 90's AIDS was a huge epidemic, it was somewhat important for older kids to be aware of it and captain planet was a PSA show already

People were told it was a huge epidemic, up to and including DC having their gay supervillain the Pied Piper (then playing the part of the Flash's hip, socially-conscious sidekick/conscience) get all up in Wally's grill about how Gay Cancer was going to wipe out mankind altogether:

As it turned out, though, Gay-Related Immunodeficiency Syndrome is rather difficult to catch, unless you happen to be getting butfucked on a regular basis or are somehow on the receiving end of of a blood transfusion from the recipients of said butfucking, as in fact happened to large numbers of unfortunate hemophiliacs, thanks to an extended ring of Clinton associates involved in "blood mining" Arkansas prison inmates and then selling the results on the international medical supplies market.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

The really bad ones stick out the most, but most of them are ok. Here's IMHO, the bad ones...

It's bad enough Cena Grace turned him into a stereotype, but now this?
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What is this? (Colosus)
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I have no words.
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Project Runway would have a field day with this one and not in a good way.
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Mr. T called, he wants his gold back.
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Last, but not least, a kid in a skimpy outfit.
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Colossus looks like a fag. Why not make every character lgbtxyz at this point? That's what the shitty "writers" want anyway.

 

[Johnny Treason]

From Overlord 2, the writer artist's barely disguised fetish.

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

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From Overlord 2, the writer artist's barely disguised fetish.

Hamplanet gunts and butts that look like chicken carcasses.