Be wary of amazing Dark Souls sperging
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Meanwhile, I die over and over again in the Catacombs. Maybe going there after making it halfway to the Depths and without any divine weaponry was not the best decision. Bonewheel skeletons are very fun, and so is losing 25,000 souls and 4 humanities by taking a dumb fall on accident. Another black knight was mean to me and did not drop his sweet greataxe. I guess that's what I get for losing all that humanity which would give me a substantial boost to item drop rate. Well, I still have a bitchin' Zweihander +5. It's unwieldy as hell and I get hit a lot because of its super slow attack speed, but the Wolf Ring found earlier in the Darkroot Garden coupled with Havel's Ring and Oscar's armor (Elite Knight set) make my character really, really hard to stagger. And wielding the Zweihander in two hands wrecks the skeletons in one hit, which is awesome.
Eventually, I ended up switching out for some light leather armor and a Halberd +5 because seriously how many times am I going to fight these boring skeletons and die over and over again on the bonewheels - also, there is this one necromancer whom I just can't find and who keeps reanimating his skellies, which is annoying.
So yeah, I eventually just started sprinting through the area and ignoring all enemies, turning Dark Souls into Super Souls Boy. That made me realize how elegantly shortcuts are handled in the Catacombs - you can just fall from the rotating bridges to the ground below, saving you plenty of time and allowing you to skip most enemies.
Pinwheel died on the first attempt, but that's kind of to be expected. I mean he's the hardest boss in the game, am I right? I also really wanted to join the Gravelord Servant covenant, but I can't find the way to do so. I heard I need to look for a coffin. Maybe it's located near that skeleton blacksmith I haven't reached yet. I seriously hope it's not near the titanite demon, because I don't know if I can take him out in melee..