What common behaviour/social trend do you simply not understand? - Hating niggers excluded <3

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

Financing ridiculous, usually German cars in pursuit of some social 'cred' is just beyond me.

As a man, I drive a shitty Japanese box car. Reliable, cheap, looks decent and presentable. I've never had my car blueball me or stop me getting pussy, and its big enough to haul camping gear, multiple bikes, and do whatever else I need a vehicle to do.

I find it mind-blowing how people will bankrupt themselves for some new Range Rover or 5 series, when nobody who isn't a five star tard gives a fuck.

 

[Just A Butt]

you know what grinds my gears?

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

nigger worship

edit: sorry, I didn't see the nigger caveat

 

[MrTroll]

Cooking food. It all ends up the same so why waste the time and effort? Not to mention the cost of utilities. In this economy, you'd be crazy not to just leave your frozen pizzas out in the sun until they're soft enough to chew.

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

Cooking food. It all ends up the same so why waste the time and effort? Not to mention the cost of utilities. In this economy, you'd be crazy not to just leave your frozen pizzas out in the sun until they're soft enough to chew.

I'm a semi autistic strength athlete and I agree. Food is fuel, I couldn't give a fuck if I eat the same shit every day.

Sure, I go to restaurants occasionally; but I'm not buying into the experience as if I'm being given a tour of some master painters studio. Nigga they microwave shit the same way everyone else does.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Listening to music without instruments, and the vocals are all rhythm without pitch.

...but, again, your caveat may apply...

 

[ForgedBlades]

The zoomer perm.

 

[Onion Guide]

I know two actual real life people that refuse to get an adblocker because they claim that the targeted advertising is useful to them. I hate how indifferent some people are these days to it.

 

[DumbDude42]

dancing. makes no sense at all to me.

 

[Burned CDs]

Excessive body modification. Pronouns. Woke. Virtue signaling. Reality shows. Hookup culture. People who post "this" when they agree with some meme.

 

[Sped Xing]

Trophy hunting. We got a game camera picture of a deer buck with impressive antlers, and my Dad started sperging about how he wanted to shoot him, because fuck that deer for having big antlers I guess.

I'm all about eating bambi, mind you, and I've been meaning to start shooting the tasty animals who flit past my house. Butchering is just redneck necropsy, right?

But why my Dad, who never hunts and is too tender-hearted to even give livestock vaccinations, is suddenly aching to murder Mr Bigshot-- that's weird and baffling to me.

 

[69ing Ur Mom]

I've always found it weird how middle and low class fans will send free shit to streamers and podcasters who clearly make hundreds of thousands a month.

Parasocial relationships combined with financial illiteracy. It makes for a strong dopamine hit.

Bad with money + wanting a dopamine hit will explain all kinds of retarded behavior/trends.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

I don't understand trusting 'Influencer' suggestions on Alt-Coins.
Who the fuck trusts those morons with financial advice?

How many rugpulls in the last year? No one learns?!?!

 

[MrTroll]

Trophy hunting. We got a game camera picture of a deer buck with impressive antlers, and my Dad started sperging about how he wanted to shoot him, because fuck that deer for having big antlers I guess.

I'm all about eating bambi, mind you, and I've been meaning to start shooting the tasty animals who flit past my house. Butchering is just redneck necropsy, right?

But why my Dad, who never hunts and is too tender-hearted to even give livestock vaccinations, is suddenly aching to murder Mr Bigshot-- that's weird and baffling to me.

Sounds like a classic case of antler envy to me.

Your dad is probably a secret furry who roleplays as a deer when he thinks nobody is watching. Make a KF thread about him before someone else discovers him first and takes all those sweet, sweet OP stickers for themselves.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Anything related to tik tok. Specifically why people feel the need to send them to me when I've specifically told them I will never watch them.

 

[nosferatu]

Ceremonies of any kind are very off putting to me. I even skipped my own graduations.
Particularly weddings. Making people sit and watch you promise corny shit and then kiss. Why?

 

[Sped Xing]

Ceremonies of any kind are very off putting to me. I even skipped my own graduations.
Particularly weddings. Making people sit and watch you promise corny shit and then kiss. Why?

I actually had people complain that my wedding ceremony was too brief. That, I never saw coming. People actually bitched about me skipping to the end so we could eat.

Don't get me started on ceremonies thst don't even have a party attached. When I die, just throw me in the trash.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Those people that give you their entire life story unprompted when you first meet them. Nigga who are you and why do you expect me to care?

 

[Captain Syrup]

False lashes. They look like spiders in a post-coital state.

Half the time the glue doesn't work and they just hang off the eyelids.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

Journalists that type like a ten year old that just discovered social media.