What cool shit are you going to do when the cops are gone?

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Well, the ability of dogs to consent will be immaterial at that point so I guess I'll have to find something else to advocate for.

 

[Wraith]

Pay some ex-cops that I have a warm feeling for a visit.
Personally.
At night.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Fulfill my lifelong dream of becoming the next Jeffrey Dahmer.

 

[Dialtone]

 

[thegooddoctor]

Find every single famous model/thots/Slut and woodland creature of my dreams and fuck their very brains out by filling their mouths and asses with such a titanic proportions of spunk that their intestines and respiratory organs burst at the seams and they are split in half from their cervices from the immeasurable strength of my raging 12 Inch Hulk like Giga Cock.

 

[Robert James]

Get me some leggos, from the soon to be looted stores, break into peoples houses spread the smallest pieces around their house and leave cryptic messages. Drive around throwing condoms packed with used mayonnaise, actual mayonnaise no metaphor here, at white people while screaming "How you like your culture". Break into peoples home, drug them so they'll be awake but can't move, wake them up, tell them "Ima fuck you good" Tickle their butthole then leave. Either fuck or eat a shark at the aquarium, preferably while children are around. I'm setting the Zoo captives free and teaching the elephants to use weapons.

 

[oldTireWater]

Laugh at all the cops I know who didn't make it long enough to collect their fat pensions. They're going to be some desperate, jaded motherfuckers.

Maybe mug a progressive, if I can find one who looks weak enough.

 

[Consenticles]

I'm going to litter and there's nothing you guys can do about it.

 

[BingBong]

I'll cross the street without looking both ways first.

 

[Comandante Marcos]

Hopefully by the time that all the ghetto niggaz realize "hey, there are no more fucking cops, PARTY TIME MY NIGGA!!!!!111" I will have the permabunker in my undisclosed location ready to go and I will hunker down with a Kalashnikov and shitloads of Great Value (Walmart) canned chicken and watch the entire fucking country go to shit in one night over the internet (as long as it stays up) while my ham radio is tuned to desperate boomers screaming for help as gazillions of ghetto niggaz/spicz go door to door raping and burning alive all the fat white upper middle class piggies in the ultimate show of social justice. It will be the most epic fall of civilization since the Germanic Tribes set fire to Rome and laughed as all the deadbrained depraved Romans ran around screaming with their hair on fire. Babylon The Great destroyed in one hour, like Revelation says. Except the merchants will all die too, so there won't be anybody to lament that their overstock of ChiCom cloth masks and I Can't Breathe shirts will forever go unsold. Boogaloo To The Extreme! Yee-ha!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Steal a cruise missile, ride it around like a horse.

 

[MrTroll]

Go to the nearest convenience store, put as many bags of ice in a cart as it will hold, then walk out the door without paying.

 

[Mimic]

I'm gonna copy so many goddamned floppies.

 

[Table Country]

Hopefully by the time that all the ghetto niggaz realize "hey, there are no more fucking cops, PARTY TIME MY NIGGA!!!!!111" I will have the permabunker in my undisclosed location ready to go and I will hunker down with a Kalashnikov and shitloads of Great Value (Walmart) canned chicken and watch the entire fucking country go to shit in one night over the internet (as long as it stays up) while my ham radio is tuned to desperate boomers screaming for help as gazillions of ghetto niggaz/spicz go door to door raping and burning alive all the fat white upper middle class piggies in the ultimate show of social justice. It will be the most epic fall of civilization since the Germanic Tribes set fire to Rome and laughed as all the deadbrained depraved Romans ran around screaming with their hair on fire. Babylon The Great destroyed in one hour, like Revelation says. Except the merchants will all die too, so there won't be anybody to lament that their overstock of ChiCom cloth masks and I Can't Breathe shirts will forever go unsold. Boogaloo To The Extreme! Yee-ha!

and all the whores and politicians will look up at you and shout "SAVE US!" and you'll look down and whisper
DESPITE

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

drive and operate heavy machinery while drunk and high, spray anti-semitic graffiti, turn every water faucet on that I find, torrent with my real IP address, mix random toxic chemicals together to invent new drugs, make bombs and leave them in the ghetto with instructions in ebonics on how to light the fuse, cross out Minneapolis on "welcome to Minneapolis" signs and replace it with Ancapistan, become a cannibal, free all prisoners, smear poop on door handles, flush diapers and tampons down toilets until the entire city's sewer system is clogged forcing everyone to shit in the streets
edit: and use stolen printers and ink to print out every image in this thread and glue it to walls all over the city

 

[The Crow]

Pray

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Form the white jailbait ethnostate of @BoxerShorts47's dreams, then ban him from it for life.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

smuggle @BoxerShorts47 into the white jailbait ethnostate

 

[Jason Wynn]

Dress up in a zoot suit and fedora and dance a jig in the middle of the street while offering free pot to anyone that applauds my moves. Then we'll all smoke up and stay out past curfew.

 

[Vlinny-kun]

Not pay my taxes.