What crime did the person above you commit?

[SigSauer]

Raping a maid while dressed up as satan.

 

[JM 590]

Being Antifa's meth dealer

 

[Bob Page]

Shooting up a mosque with Ben "The Racial Pain Hurricane" Garrison

 

[Joey Caruso]

All the really fun ones (drugs, arson, robbery, the whole nine yards)

 

[Zersetzung]

Took a spoon home from the break room and kept it.

 

[Clop]

Was behind the fall of the German Democratic Republic

 

[Lame Entropy]

Led a genocide on all non-flightless birds.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Initiated the Weimar Republic

 

[Grapefruit]

Forgot to wear a hijab

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Creeping out gay dudes down at the rest stop gloryhole.

 

[⠠⠠⠅⠑⠋⠋⠁⠇⠎ ⠠⠠⠊⠎ ⠠⠠⠁ ⠠⠠⠋⠁⠛]

Treason against Gondor.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Friendly fire

 

[Fougaro]

Vehicular manslaughter.

 

[downwardspiral]

being so gay that its illegal

 

[JM 590]

Hurting Tim Heidecker's fee fees

 

[Joey Caruso]

Urinating on various public officials

 

[Jmz_33]

Pretended to be retarded so you could participate in the special Olympic.

 

[RG 448]

Clawed the furniture.

 

[RG 448]

Double posted

 

[Jmz_33]

Pirated Loli hentai.