What crime did the person above you commit?

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

Went on mass tickling spree. Possession of an Assault Feather without a license.

Killed and ate an entire schoolbus full of children. Also, he spelled 'loicense' wrong.

 

[JM 590]

Had a tiny chuckle at a Cathy comic while on a business trip to the UK, got arrested for unloicensed dopamine abuse

 

[Jmz_33]

Driving a car truck into and through, a crowded build-a-bear workshop.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Went on a killing spree after being driven mad by trying to beat Zak McKracken & the Alien Mindbenders with no help whatsoever

I did actually go bonkers trying to finish that game.

Ran an underground ping-pong circuit.

 

[Jmz_33]

Robbed Stephen Hawking‘s grave for his wheelchair.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Fondling themselves in a public park.

Grueishness in dark places.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Robbed Stephen Hawking‘s grave for his wheelchair.

Nibbled his toes, before they hauled the crippled-up corpse out of said chair.

 

[Ruin]

Interracial Gnome rape.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

Smothered someone to death with tits.

 

[Coldgrip]

Shoplifted a pack of gum and beat the mall cop chasing him within an inch of their life.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Interracial Gnome rape.

That's not a crime; it's interspecies enrichment, and gnomes voluntarily power Bad Dragons.
They have unions & everything.

Fucking communist gnomes.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Killing someone by electrocuting them when they're taking a bath

 

[Kiislova]

Fed a whale til it could not leave the bedroom nor take showers. Then fed it til it died.

 

[A single cheeto]

Robbing a pet store at gunpoint.

 

[Teri-Teri]

For stealing a single cheeto

 

[Jmz_33]

Being a weeb in public.

 

[JM 590]

Not covering his poop in his litterbox enough

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Permanently discolored the greenery.

In the shape of a giant meatspin-mandala.

Illicit, but impressive.

Killing someone by electrocuting them when they're taking a bath

White Rabbit peaked.

Actually; they were delaying my tea time, and using up all the hot water.

 

[Jmz_33]

Shitting down your neighbor’s chimney.

 

[Remove Goat]

Force feeding small children horse dildos