What crime did the person above you commit?

[Jmz_33]

Come arrest me bitch!

 

[Foxxo]

Arrested for soliciting cat sex.

 

[Draza]

Stealing pokemon.

 

[RG 448]

Writing bad checks

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

School shooting.
He can't keep getting away with this!

 

[Jmz_33]

Did shrooms, then fucked a turtle.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Running a turtle sex-slave ring.

 

[Mightykiwi]

Jaywalking

 

[Foxxo]

Cannibalism and indecent exposure.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Arson, murder, vandalism.

 

[oldTireWater]

Grave robbing and antiquities theft.

 

[I'm Just A Human Bean]

Public indecency

 

[ProgKing of the North]

falsified evidence that he's a human bean

 

[Draza]

Stealing melanin from kangz.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

Removed too much kebab

 

[ForgedBlades]

Accidentally misgendering.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

Making heliophobic comments

 

[Remove Goat]

Abuse of a corpse

 

[CancerGoat]

Murdering gay people.

 

[Xenomorph]

Fondling themselves in a public park.