What do you call it when you shove something up your urethra

[Lemmingwise]

Sounds a lot less less severe than what people do to their male offspring to prove loyality to the longnose tribe tbh.

The current longnose tribe are khazar descendants. They're genociding the OG longnose in the ghaza strip.

 

[special need's H20]

"the burning chapel"

 

[Wraith]

Marriage.

 

[Ducky!]

go the extra mile and look up docking with a saline inflated dick.
don't be a pussy.

Thanks guys now my pornhub recommendations are all fucked up

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Thanks guys now my pornhub recommendations are all fucked up

You're not a pussy, I'd call that a win

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Something something Urethra Franklin

 

[The Cunting Death]

There's nothing that makes someone's dick shrivel more than this

 

[lemonsensei]

A staple of any 90's hentai.

 

[Ducky!]

There's nothing that makes someone's dick shrivel more than this

If you thought that shit was weird, apparently there’s a few guys that get off to putting screws and nails up there

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

The short story Guts had a scene where a retarded teenager tries to sound himself with a piece of candle wax and he loses it down there and the surgery is paid for with his college fund. Every scene in Guts is based on a true story that the author heard, and the sounding accident is the worst scene.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Alfred Kinsey, one of the academic pioneers of the western sexual revolution, was into this.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

That's called a bad idea.

 

[Darksy DePhil]

I still remember that 8chan Friday Night greentext where some anon tried shoving a Q-tip without the cotton up his cock's urethra. His dick bled out a lot and effectively fucking died.

 

[Coffee Druid]

Men are weird.

I mean I guess women could do it too but it's not quite the same as being in a dick. I once stumbled upon a hentai manga whose plot synopsis included inserting a small inflatable medical tool into some unlucky gal's bladder. I decided not to read further and to this day I have no intention of learning if real people do that or not.

 

[Pukebucket]

Clearly none of you have been in Aspen_Alabaster's thread and read about the time he shoved a dog dick up his peehole. Don't click the spoiler unless you're ready to die.

 

[Anja Din]

It’s called “Urethral sounding”. I only know that because my boyfriend mentioned it once trying to gross me out.

 

[Kiyoshi's Wristbrace]

Gay. Super gay.

 

[Krystal]

No more semen to release unholy demon.

 

[Orion Balls]

A popsicle! Yum!