What do you want your funeral to be like?

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I've actually thought about this extensively. Here's a fun fact most people don't think about: when you get put in the ground, you're just renting. If no-one pays that rent again after anywhere between 25 and 100 years, your bones get dug up and thrown out or given to science or whatever crap and your gravestone is removed. For this reason, I have no intention of being put in the ground but I will rent out a plot for myself and a tombstone that reads something along the lines of:

"The Real Me"
"Birth Date - Death Date"
"These graves are solely for rent...
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