What does Chris eat?

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Since he obviously doesn't go to McDs everyday, I'm just wondering what he eats most of the time. It seems unlikely that he'd cook anything decent, but he could theoretically make a sandwich. I only ask this considering that I mainly eat sandwiches, cereal, and pasta occasionally, because I'm a JERK and don't give much thought to cooking. So I'm wondering what does Chris, who doesn't care for any kind of effort, eat?
 
The kitchen's full of junk, and even though the house tour showed access to the oven I doubt he would take the time to bake anything. I'm guessing that whatever's not takeout they microwave.
 
I think this video will answer your question.

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Probably stuff he finds in the supermarket freezer case that can be microwaved in a few minutes.

Chris also nukes his food at the supermarket or convenience store. There's a picture and a story that he does that somewhere.
 
What does Chris eat when he's not eating McD sands (or at other fast food places)? Hungry Man frozen dinners. Lots and lots of Hungry Man.
 
I think he eats Paleo. Definitely counts his carbs.
 
calicojack said:
I think this video will answer your question.

[youtube]TH2W5CV4soM[/youtube]
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God that video. He eats like a fucking cow; mouth open and grunting like a pig. Did he not say that Bob use to eat at Burger King every morning, and that he usually went with him? My stomach gets sick just thinking about how many times he eats at McDonalds a week.
 
I asked this very same question, and Marvin said he basically eats fast food, gas station food, etc.

I think a better question is when was the last time he ate something that didn't come in a can or plastic tray. I'm betting it was when he was in grade school. When he was in HS, Bob might have cooked stuff like hamburgers and grilled cheese sandwiches. That's just speculation on my part, though. Bob didn't seem like a culinary wiz.
 
Anything that can be nuked and is in his comfort zone. Probably plenty of frozen mac'n'cheese. I imagine he eats like a college kid who just moved out of his parents place. Anything quick, simple, cheap and tastes good. He is living the eternal Freshman 15.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
Probably stuff he finds in the supermarket freezer case that can be microwaved in a few minutes.

Chris also nukes his food at the supermarket or convenience store. There's a picture and a story that he does that somewhere.
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http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Kroger_sighting.jpg

the cwcki won't load for me right now, but it was at Kroger in Charlottesville. The Kroger had a little eatery where people can eat their deli food at. They had a microwave there too, and Bob and Chris heated up hungry man meals, and screwed Starbucks over and got two venti ice waters instead of you know, paying for a drink. Most of those big grocery stores like that have pretty good to go food, and perhaps cheaper than a hungry man, but nooo, can't have any fresh food, Bob & Chris might I dunno, melt.

I asked this very same question, and Marvin said he basically eats fast food, gas station food, etc.
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That just makes me brain explode thinking about how expensive that must get. When I was in college, going to Sheetz to get something to eat from their made to order counter was out of the question most days.
 
Ah, yes. That's the story.

A lot of supermarkets have salad and soup bars, and yes, have some decent quality quick foods.

That just makes me brain explode thinking about how expensive that must get.
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Yup, but it's not like he actually works to earn his money. It magically appears in his bank account at the beginning of the month, after all.
 
Alls I know is that he hasn't made any attempt to cook anything that I've made videos on...so I guess the venture is a failure. Shit...the latest video has my little girl cooking something (ratatouille). So I can only assume that Chris only eats garbage. I fear the literal shitstorm that would come from him if he DID try to eat healthy though lol.
 
The last time Chris had an actual homemade meal was likely right before Barb permanently blocked off the oven with her hoarded shit. Bob apparently cooked at least somewhat, no report on if Barb cooked ever.
 
MysticMisty said:
The last time Chris had an actual homemade meal was likely right before Barb permanently blocked off the oven with her hoarded shit. Bob apparently cooked at least somewhat, no report on if Barb cooked ever.
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If that oven is ever turned on by mistake, there goes the house.
 
I recall once a gal pal asked Chris to record himself making spagetti (I think it might have been Kasey) and he obviously couldn't due to the fact the stove is blocked off and because it's likely his parents just told him to stay away from the stove and not to touch it like he's a retard or something. And then he gave her some bull shit excuse why he couldn't make spagetti or something.
So he can't even make stuff like boxed macaroni and cheese or canned soup and Barb sure as hell ain't cooking
 
Everything I've seen him eat has been something that can be microwaved. I'm guessing he has his choice daily of eating microwaved pizza (ick), TV dinners, or spaghetti in a can. Even during the spaghetti making video, he had miked spaghetti in a can. I thought it was funny, because cooking spaghetti on a stove was the fist thing I ever learned how to cook and he couldn't ever do that right. So, I'm guessing he can't cook anything on a stove.

Of course, everything comes with a glass of Orange Fanta. :tomgirl:
 
There was a video in which, because he promised a gal-pal (probably Jackie) he'd record himself making spaghetti, Chris mimed himself making spaghetti (presumably based off of the first result from a Google search) and then cut to a plate of canned spaghetti which he pretended was made by him. And then he promptly stuffed his face literally onto the plate.
 
revengeofphil said:
I recall once a gal pal asked Chris to record himself making spagetti (I think it might have been Kasey) and he obviously couldn't due to the fact the stove is blocked off and because it's likely his parents just told him to stay away from the stove and not to touch it like he's a retard or something. And then he gave her some bull shit excuse why he couldn't make spagetti or something.
So he can't even make stuff like boxed macaroni and cheese or canned soup and Barb sure as hell ain't cooking
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Yeah I saw that, that's what makes me think he doesn't eat a lot at home. Oh and glad you're back! Most of us here assumed you had been eaten by some giant horrible insect (:_(
 
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