What does Chris eat?

[LordCustos3]

I think he eats Paleo. Definitely counts his carbs.

Does eating your housepets and then eating grass clippings count as a Paleo diet?

What I'm more interested in is his calorie burn rate.
I'd love to find a way to somehow implant him with some kind of sensor (like a BodyMedia or Suunto) to see how few calories he burns.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

When I was in the Army and we were deployed/on field problems, we'd all compare MREs (Meal Ready to Eat). "Man, I haven't had the jambalya yet," you might say, "I'll trade you the jalepeno crackers for the vanilla shake."

There were people who could rattle off everything that came in a specific MRE. Like the chicken fajitas might have M&Ms, crackers, grape jelly, stewed apples and lemon drink powder. We'd memorize which ones had the Skittles or M&Ms and snag those first before other soldiers could grab them.

I wonder if Chris can do the same thing, except with Hungry Mans.

 

[captkrisma]

When I was in the Army and we were deployed/on field problems, we'd all compare MREs (Meal Ready to Eat). "Man, I haven't had the jambalya yet," you might say, "I'll trade you the jalepeno crackers for the vanilla shake."

There were people who could rattle off everything that came in a specific MRE. Like the chicken fajitas might have M&Ms, crackers, grape jelly, stewed apples and lemon drink powder. We'd memorize which ones had the Skittles or M&Ms and snag those first before other soldiers could grab them.

I wonder if Chris can do the same thing, except with Hungry Mans.

I remember one guy who'd constantly want jambalya while we were on FTX. Literally, thats' all he ate for a week. I'd trade the fake drink mixes every time. Peanut butter or bacon cheese packs were always a high value trade, sometimes getting whole sides.

Back to topic, I doubt Chris even reads the boxes anymore, rather just looking at the package and grunting.

 

[random_pickle]

I've always wondered what would happen if Chris was taken to a really up-scale food joint.

Is this actually true and do we even know if the health department received said videos, let alone bother looking at them?

Someone did get in contact with the health department, and they said they can't do anything because "There are no specific health regulations that address individual choices in private living conditions." They also talked to the building code official, the Greene County Attorney, and Adult Protective Services and they were no laws or ordinances that were applicable to the condition of 14 BC.


[cwc]THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE[/cwc]

You're joking right? Please tell me you're joking.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I've always wondered what would happen if Chris was taken to a really up-scale food joint.

Is this actually true and do we even know if the health department received said videos, let alone bother looking at them?

Someone did get in contact with the health department, and they said they can't do anything because "There are no specific health regulations that address individual choices in private living conditions." They also talked to the building code official, the Greene County Attorney, and Adult Protective Services and they were no laws or ordinances that were applicable to the condition of 14 BC.


[cwc]THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE[/cwc]

You're joking right? Please tell me you're joking.

Unless something (say, disease or collapsing structures) crosses property lines, there's nothing a second party can do about 14 Branchland.

 

[Judge Holden]

^ You clearly never heard of a molotov cocktail

(God, I honestly fear to imagine just what would happen if a fire broke out there. I cant imagine either of them would keep a fire alarm maintained or even with batteries, and the amount of highly flamable junk within would let it spread even faster and make escape nearly impossible.)

 

[DJAndyMD]

Unless something (say, disease or collapsing structures) crosses property lines, there's nothing a second party can do about 14 Branchland.

I am surprised the bug infestation and poor Bob being covered in bites before his death was not something that could have called their attention. I seen people on Hoarders who were called out quicker than the Chandlers.

 

[BlockyStyle]

I've always wondered what would happen if Chris was taken to a really up-scale food joint.

Even with his suit jacket, he might not be allowed in. Then there are wine lists, the stress of translating the bits of French in the menu, strange cutlery, small portions (sometimes), paying for water, and tipping. He might be able to navigate it all successfully, but there are a lot of hazards.

Is there any evidence that Chris only eats a narrow range of foods? I've heard of some people with autism preferring bland flavours, or sticking to only a few different meals.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

I've always wondered what would happen if Chris was taken to a really up-scale food joint.

Even with his suit jacket, he might not be allowed in. Then there are wine lists, the stress of translating the bits of French in the menu, strange cutlery, small portions (sometimes), paying for water, and tipping. He might be able to navigate it all successfully, but there are a lot of hazards.

Is there any evidence that Chris only eats a narrow range of foods? I've heard of some people with autism preferring bland flavours, or sticking to only a few different meals.

Chris thinks grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, and green beans are high class dining.

And thinking of CWC in a fancy restaurant reminds me of this:
[youtube]DbsMZecRgbI[/youtube]

 

[CatParty]

I've always wondered what would happen if Chris was taken to a really up-scale food joint.

Even with his suit jacket, he might not be allowed in. Then there are wine lists, the stress of translating the bits of French in the menu, strange cutlery, small portions (sometimes), paying for water, and tipping. He might be able to navigate it all successfully, but there are a lot of hazards.

Is there any evidence that Chris only eats a narrow range of foods? I've heard of some people with autism preferring bland flavours, or sticking to only a few different meals.

Chris thinks grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, and green beans are high class dining.

And thinking of CWC in a fancy restaurant reminds me of this:
[youtube]DbsMZecRgbI[/youtube]

naw it'd be more like this:

[youtube]aczPDGC3f8U[/youtube]

 

[nathan_grantham]

He eats fast food, microwave canned and frozen and whatever junk food he has.

But what about his consumption of drinks like soft drinks.

Does he even drink atleast water?

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

He eats fast food, microwave canned and frozen and whatever junk food he has.

But what about his consumption of drinks like soft drinks.

Does he even drink atleast water?

I don't think there's any written or video evidence of him drinking it. Let me think back . . .

In the e-mails regarding the trip to Ohio, he stopped at a Sonic and got a crushed fruit drink; he was amazed that it had "real orange slices in it."
The CWCki states that his favorite drink from McDonald's is the "$1 Iced Tea."
The CWCki has an entire article devoted to his Coke Rewards points and prize orders.
In the Calling Out videos he drinks "un iced tea!"; aka, a can of Lipton.
In many of his OK Cupid profiles, he says that he'd like to meet for "coffee or soda."
In the Game Place incident where he tried to take pictures of Snyder's kids, he sad that he had come from the bar after having "a bottle of Bud."
In one of the videos he made directed at Lars, he was swigging from a bottle of Kahula. In the accompanying e-mails, he bitched about having to use his tugboat on it.
And, of course, orange Fanta.

Basically, lots of sugary beverages.

I wonder if there is any evidence showing Chris drinking just plain water.

 

[CatParty]

He eats fast food, microwave canned and frozen and whatever junk food he has.

But what about his consumption of drinks like soft drinks.

Does he even drink atleast water?

I don't think there's any written or video evidence of him drinking it. Let me think back . . .

In the e-mails regarding the trip to Ohio, he stopped at a Sonic and got a crushed fruit drink; he was amazed that it had "real orange slices in it."
The CWCki states that his favorite drink from McDonald's is the "$1 Iced Tea."
The CWCki has an entire article devoted to his Coke Rewards points and prize orders.
In the Calling Out videos he drinks "un iced tea!"; aka, a can of Lipton.
In many of his OK Cupid profiles, he says that he'd like to meet for "coffee or soda."
In the Game Place incident where he tried to take pictures of Snyder's kids, he sad that he had come from the bar after having "a bottle of Bud."
In one of the videos he made directed at Lars, he was swigging from a bottle of Kahula. In the accompanying e-mails, he bitched about having to use his tugboat on it.
And, of course, orange Fanta.

Basically, lots of sugary beverages.

I wonder if there is any evidence showing Chris drinking just plain water.

I was gonna say there are pictures of him playing Pokemon with a giant sports bottle next to him. But then I remembered he said he filled it with sodas.

 

[Reshiram]

Unless something (say, disease or collapsing structures) crosses property lines, there's nothing a second party can do about 14 Branchland.

I am surprised the bug infestation and poor Bob being covered in bites before his death was not something that could have called their attention. I seen people on Hoarders who were called out quicker than the Chandlers.

But the bugs are confined to the structure of the house and the physical structure of the house is fine. Who is the government to tell you you can't live with thousands of bugs in your house?

 

[Stratochu]

I would think that Chris-chan eats similarly to myself, Yanachu and the two other inhabitants of this apartment: a lot of frozen or prepackaged, refrigerated, microwavable stuff, supermarket deli counter stuff (I think Kroger and Food Lion have deli sandwiches, fried chicken, french fries or wedge fries and similar things available, Safeway here has that), 7-Eleven and AM-PM stuff (in his case, Sheetz and Wawa), but the difference is that I typically make a home-cooked meal on Sundays unless I'm under the weather or shitfaced. We are all similar ages to Chris-chan, we drink a lot of energy drinks and Yana is the same size as Barb, so our life expectancies will be even shorter.

 

[YouDorks]

From what I know, Chris claimed to eat McDonald's eat least 2 times a week during the Liquid saga... that's around 130 trips to McDonald's a year. He also drinks a fuckton of soda, if you look at the cans scattered around his room in videos and his My Coke Rewards account.

As for what he typically eats...
Hungryman, Soda, Frozen Pizzas/Burritos, Canned Spaghetti, maybe even some vegetables.

Not the best diet, but it's not like he goes to McDonald's every day.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

From what I know, Chris claimed to eat McDonald's eat least 2 times a week during the Liquid saga... that's around 130 trips to McDonald's a year. He also drinks a fuckton of soda, if you look at the cans scattered around his room in videos and his My Coke Rewards account.

As for what he typically eats...
Hungryman, Soda, Frozen Pizzas/Burritos, Canned Spaghetti, maybe even some vegetables.

Not the best diet, but it's not like he goes to McDonald's every day.

I know Marvin says that Chris doesn't eat at McDonald's literally every day, but I'm willing to bet its probably more than twice a week. Nearly every photo we've gotten of our favorite manchild over the past year features him in the lobby of said restaurant, or waiting in its drive-thru, or dancing with a blow-up doll after getting a meal . . .

 

[Marvin]

From what I know, Chris claimed to eat McDonald's eat least 2 times a week during the Liquid saga... that's around 130 trips to McDonald's a year. He also drinks a fuckton of soda, if you look at the cans scattered around his room in videos and his My Coke Rewards account.

As for what he typically eats...
Hungryman, Soda, Frozen Pizzas/Burritos, Canned Spaghetti, maybe even some vegetables.

Not the best diet, but it's not like he goes to McDonald's every day.

I know Marvin says that Chris doesn't eat at McDonald's literally every day, but I'm willing to bet its probably more than twice a week. Nearly every photo we've gotten of our favorite manchild over the past year features him in the lobby of said restaurant, or waiting in its drive-thru, or dancing with a blow-up doll after getting a meal . . .

Again, you're relying on limited information.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Is there any evidence that Chris only eats a narrow range of foods?

I don't think so. He's frequented various ethnic places like El Agave, Chinese/Korean places, Taco Bell (lol), etc. Even when he eats regular comfort food-type stuff he claims to eat the vegetables that come with it too, so I don't think he's particularly picky.

 

[pickleniggo]

I've been in Virginia all weekend and I've eaten at plenty of amazing places. It makes me kind of sad to think that Chris limits himself to only places that have commercials playing all day on TV.