What does Chris expect from life?

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I hypothetically wonder if someone offered him a million dollars cash and a hot woman but in exchange he had to never see Barb or any of his family again ever would he take it?

Would anyone take it?

It's be tempting but i'd pass cause I get on with my family and would miss them.
 
BigAltheGreat921 said:
Money sure doesn't buy happiness. But Chris, like many people, has bought into that claim.
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I never understood that claim. Wouldn't we all prefer to be rich and miserable rather then poor and miserable?

Alec Benson Leary said:
Kyoosand said:
Boyfriends are banned
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Sometimes I wonder... if Chris had a girlfriend who love him and who presented no real risk of leaving him, what would his opinion toward other girls' boyfriends be?
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He'd still hate them for being male and having ugly male bodies and tempting him off the straight path.
 
Mayor McCheese said:
I hypothetically wonder if someone offered him a million dollars cash and a hot woman but in exchange he had to never see Barb or any of his family again ever would he take it?
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*I* wonder if someone offered him the chance to never see Barb again, he'd give up a million dollars cash and hot woman for it.
 
^Because when you're rich you can buy things to alleviate your misery. Like trips to exotic places, or fine food, or people to love you and tell you how awesome you are. If you're poor you can't do any of those things and that makes you even more miserable.
 
Well are we talking rich forever or rich for a short while but it can run out ala Blank Check? If it's the latter I can see where in the end it wouldn't really matter. But if you are rich forever I bet I could amuse myself long enough to not be miserable.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
Chris is essentially a human hamster. Instead of a water bottle, he has Coke. Instead of pellets, he has McDonald's. Instead of a wheel, he has vidya. Instead of wood chips, he has his pants.
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But hamsters are cute. Chris is fucking vile and ugly.

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I have to agree, hamsters deserve way more credit. They're way cuter and smell better. :heart-full: Pretty much all rodents are pretty awesome and preferable over Chris.
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(My hammy :))
As for what chris expects from his life, I imagine that he's probably just living day by day in some sort of autopilot until something happens, like a girl taking interest in him. He isn't ambitious enough to go out and get things accomplished on his own, he just kind of wants it to be by chance because he's too dang shy/lazy to go out and change things. He was probably content enough just staying home and playing vidya and blaming the trolls occasionally on his Facebook.
 
crash said:
As for what chris expects from his life, I imagine that he's probably just living day by day in some sort of autopilot until something happens, like a girl taking interest in him. He isn't ambitious enough to go out and get things accomplished on his own, he just kind of wants it to be by chance because he's too dang shy/lazy to go out and change things. He was probably content enough just staying home and playing vidya and blaming the trolls occasionally on his Facebook.
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Exactly. As has been said, Chris' only real goal in life is to never experience discomfort or displeasure, however small or fleeting. Asking women out, moving out, working, all of these might cause him both and so are out of the question.

Last off-topic post, but anyone who is rich and miserable isn't trying hard enough. Get a hobby and indulge yourself.
 
crash said:
Pretty much all rodents are pretty awesome and preferable over Chris.
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I'll say this mate, I'd rather wake up to a rat in my room than OPL...
 
I'll assume this answer has been given but my vote goes to "everything working out with no effort." He'll get a new mommy, the trolls will get theirs and his gal pals will see the error of their ways.
 
T-to crush dose DANG DIRTY TROLLS, see dem driven before m-me, and to hear the lam-lam-wailing of dere non-GodbearJesus given womenfolk.

Hmm yeah.
 
Mayor McCheese said:
I hypothetically wonder if someone offered him a million dollars cash and a hot woman but in exchange he had to never see Barb or any of his family again ever would he take it?

Would anyone take it?

It's be tempting but i'd pass cause I get on with my family and would miss them.
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I wouldn't take that deal, because today, $1,000,000 is not really a game changer as far as someone's life goes. Being a millionare today means much less than it did 60 to 70 years ago.
 
Chris doesn't want anything now except for his life to suck less and to not have to lift a finger to get it that way.

He's depressed because his life is doing the exact opposite of what he was BASICALLY PROMISED. Of course, as others have said, he could fix his life enough to be content (playing vidya and no responsibilities) but he's far to stupid to do it and can't figure out where to start and of course get other people to do all the work.
 
Grey said:
crash said:
Pretty much all rodents are pretty awesome and preferable over Chris.
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I'll say this mate, I'd rather wake up to a rat in my room than OPL...
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"It was after I mentioned Crass and Champ that he started talking about visiting the crustaceans and I in real life. He asked me what I would think if I woke up one day and rolled over to find him lying next to me, formerly spooning? Chris would be smiling fondly at me, and would I return this? Or perhaps begin squealing with delight? I asked how he'd manage to get into my dorm room in the first place. He said he'd arrange something with my roommate as she “was clearly supportive of our union”. - from the Ivy Q and A

Oh, and apropos of nothing:

"He said he'd just show up at my Starbucks job. He would be excited to see "his sweetie serving treaties". He was also really stoked about getting free drinks while there, and wanted to know if he could get free food, too.

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He than announced that he intended to stroll up to the counter and order.

“I’ll have a caramel macchiato, caramel on the side. I’ll have it on my lover, later on." - ibid.
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
Grey said:
crash said:
Pretty much all rodents are pretty awesome and preferable over Chris.
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I'll say this mate, I'd rather wake up to a rat in my room than OPL...
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"It was after I mentioned Crass and Champ that he started talking about visiting the crustaceans and I in real life. He asked me what I would think if I woke up one day and rolled over to find him lying next to me, formerly spooning? Chris would be smiling fondly at me, and would I return this? Or perhaps begin squealing with delight? I asked how he'd manage to get into my dorm room in the first place. He said he'd arrange something with my roommate as she “was clearly supportive of our union”. - from the Ivy Q and A

Oh, and apropos of nothing:

"He said he'd just show up at my Starbucks job. He would be excited to see "his sweetie serving treaties". He was also really stoked about getting free drinks while there, and wanted to know if he could get free food, too.

[...]

He than announced that he intended to stroll up to the counter and order.

“I’ll have a caramel macchiato, caramel on the side. I’ll have it on my lover, later on." - ibid.
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