What drugs can I still do if I get drug tested regularly?

[Cow Poly]

It’s the 13 panel reditest one and I take it regularly and apparently the new one can detect alcohol w/in 72 hours.

Ive found a few things I can still do that are pretty decent but I thought I’d put this out there to see what my fellow based autists think before we get shoa’d.

 

[Niggernerd]

The bible

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

That’s not an answer either. Stay mad lmao

Well, I mean, you could always boof the meth you confiscate occifer

 

[draggs]

Jimson weed

 

[Roybertitos]

I doubt you gay drug test can detect jenkem, just saying man.

 

[the fall of man]

You have to do a ton of benzos before they show up in a standard drug test
Enough that you’ll be arrested for doing stupid benzo things first

 

[Miss Misery]

You have to do a ton of benzos before they show up in a standard drug test
Enough that you’ll be arrested for doing stupid benzo things first

Enjoy benzo withdrawal though. Heroin withdrawal won't kill you, BZD withdrawal could.

 

[Cow Poly]

You have to do a ton of benzos before they show up in a standard drug test
Enough that you’ll be arrested for doing stupid benzo things first

Are you saying that if you just do a little bit.. once in awhile ... say.. 1 or 2 mg a week that it won’t show up?

 

[the fall of man]

Are you saying that if you just do a little bit.. once in awhile ... say.. 1 or 2 mg a week that it won’t show up?

I am not a reliable source for information and the kiwi farms is not an expert exchange.
...

Benzodiazepines have a very small effective dose and you are unlikely to be positive for mild benzo use unless tested specifically for casual usage. Short acting benzos (which make you more retarded) are detectable from metabolites up to two days afterwards in a benzodiazepine specific urine test.

 

[Analog Devolved]

Jenkem.

 

[Cliff Booth]

I'm pretty sure you can get away with huffing paint and still pass, but I wouldn't advise it.

 

[Miss Misery]

I am not a reliable source for information and the kiwi farms is not an expert exchange.
...

Benzodiazepines have a very small effective dose and you are unlikely to be positive for mild benzo use unless tested specifically for casual usage. Short acting benzos (which make you more retarded) are detectable from metabolites up to two days afterwards in a benzodiazepine specific urine test.

It's 3-5 days, friendo.

 

[Juhlonduss]

Tussin.

 

[Steverambo]

Boof high doses of kratom you coward

 

[Burd Turglar]

You can do all the nitrous/whippids ya want but you'll go a little retarded if you go to hard in the paint. Ketamine is rarely on a panel test but you never know what it's getting cut with so that's a real gamble. Outside of those and kratom though, all you have is psychedelics and God awful chinese analog drugs like spice or the 2-c family which I wouldn't recommend.

 

[Justin d Tipp]

Hallucinogens, nitrous oxide, sleep deprivation, staring at the sun, huffing solvents. There are plenty of animal venoms that will give you temporary superhuman abilities or very unique experiences. Try Peruvian bullet ant venom, or fugu sushi.

Also, testosterone and adrenaline are a great mix. Go to the gym, chug a case of red bull afterwards, then drive your motorcycle 100+ mph. It's an extra intense rush if the cops try to catch you.

Or you could just spend a little time around your place doing the dishes and getting caught up on laundry.

Just make a daily routine that includes all of the above.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Technically, you can do all the drugs you want. Just don't be surprised if you get fired/arrested shortly after submitting a sample for the test.

 

[Getwhatyou]

Testosterone. Get jacked faggot.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

What you're probably want to look at is designer drugs. It's a fascinating subject, essentially designer drugs attempt to recreate the effect of regular drugs while attempting to circumvent issues of legality and testing by using no regulated active ingredients. Basically a drug test will test for specific active ingredients, if the drugs you're taking don't have those ingredients then no positive test.
But still risky all same, since new ingredients are constantly being classified as illegal, and some ingredients might be metabolised by your body to produce something that will be detected in a test.

But if you must still do drugs, then it gives you the lowest probability of getting a positive drug test.

Now I'm not a drug test cheating professional, so if you do go this way make sure you do your own research about what the active components are and more importantly what type of drug test you'll be taking i.e. what the drug test will be testing for.

 

[Vingle]

What you're probably want to look at is designer drugs. It's a fascinating subject, essentially designer drugs attempt to recreate the effect of regular drugs while attempting to circumvent issues of legality and testing by using no regulated active ingredients. Basically a drug test will test for specific active ingredients, if the drugs you're taking don't have those ingredients then no positive test.
But still risky all same, since new ingredients are constantly being classified as illegal, and some ingredients might be metabolised by your body to produce something that will be detected in a test.

But if you must still do drugs, then it gives you the lowest probability of getting a positive drug test.

Now I'm not a drug test cheating professional, so if you do go this way make sure you do your own research about what the active components are and more importantly what type of drug test you'll be taking i.e. what the drug test will be testing for.

 

[RW 1995]

salvia. nobody tests for salvia. also it's legal and makes you hallucinate so it's pretty awesome