What drugs can I still do if I get drug tested regularly?

[Cow Poly]

It’s the 13 panel reditest one and I take it regularly and apparently the new one can detect alcohol w/in 72 hours.

Ive found a few things I can still do that are pretty decent but I thought I’d put this out there to see what my fellow based autists think before we get shoa’d.

 

[Jason Wynn]

If weed has been legalized in your state, most employers don't seem to give a shit, at least where I live. They just tell you not to come to work high, but if you test positive for THC in the initial interview, they don't care.

Depends on the type of work you do as well I'd imagine. I work in advertising and they don't give a fuck, while one of my friends is a nurse and they're very strict on drug testing and what's allowed.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Why would anyone care about alcohol use within 72 hours? They only ever test for that if they think your drunk on the job.
As for drugs?
Just say no, kids!

 

[Cow Poly]

If weed has been legalized in your state, most employers don't seem to give a shit, at least where I live. They just tell you not to come to work high, but if you test positive for THC in the initial interview, they don't care.

Depends on the type of work you do as well I'd imagine. I work in advertising and they don't give a fuck, while one of my friends is a nurse and they're very strict on drug testing and what's allowed.

this is not a good answer or perhaps I should clarify. The idea is to PASS the drug test. Obviously THC is on a 13 panel drug test

Why would anyone care about alcohol use within 72 hours? They only ever test for that if they think your drunk on the job.
As for drugs?
Just say no, kids!

Well without TMI or power leveling let’s just pretend that my work AND living situation are considered “safety sensitive” and that I am not allowed to use substances including legal ones so booze and weed are both out.

 

[Mythic]

My druggie best friend did kratom, he also microdosed lsd but I'm pretty sure you'll get brainfried eventually.

 

[Cow Poly]

My druggie best friend did kratom, he also microdosed lsd but I'm pretty sure you'll get brainfried eventually.

This is a good answer because I can do tons of Kratom (liquid is best) get a nice chill/buzz going and no one ever finds out. I did too much acid in high school and college though... it works ... you will pass a hardcore drug test but probably not for me... not anymore but who knows I may try microdosing. So this is also a good answer thx!

 

[Black Yoshi]

I heard Shrooms don't stay in your system that long.

 

[Cow Poly]

I heard Shrooms don't stay in your system that long.

This is also a good answer. It’s not a matter of how long it stays in your system though... Common piss tests used in the workplace and institutions are unable to detect psychadelics. The only way to detect them is to get the accused to admit it or to do a spinal tap iirc.

 

[Black Yoshi]

If weed has been legalized in your state, most employers don't seem to give a shit, at least where I live. They just tell you not to come to work high, but if you test positive for THC in the initial interview, they don't care.

Depends on the type of work you do as well I'd imagine. I work in advertising and they don't give a fuck, while one of my friends is a nurse and they're very strict on drug testing and what's allowed.

That's not the case if they work for the federal government. Doesn't matter if they live in a legal state they still test for it as it's still illegal federally.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

All of them and just tape a bag of synthetic piss to your leg at all times

 

[lurk_moar]

Lab tech in the house.

Do bath salts or huff paint.

 

[Cow Poly]

Lab tech in the house.

Do bath salts or huff paint.

Anything else Labby?

This does in fact work but you have to tape it to your boxers AND get it up to temperature with a heat pack. Most drug tests they watch you now so this only works if you’re a chick. Also it’s not what I asked.

All of them and just tape a bag of synthetic piss to your leg at all times

 

[lurk_moar]

Anything else Labby?

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Kratom and nitrous oxide.​

Edit: Jenkem.

 

[Driftwood]

Make ocean water with lysol.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

If you're trying to juggle getting high while maintaining a jerb that tests you're already fucked... considering you're already admitting that you're too stupid to pass a rando in a public forum.

 

[Miss Misery]

This is a good answer because I can do tons of Kratom (liquid is best) get a nice chill/buzz going and no one ever finds out. I did too much acid in high school and college though... it works ... you will pass a hardcore drug test but probably not for me... not anymore but who knows I may try microdosing. So this is also a good answer thx!

Liquid what is best? Kratom? Nigga just get the powder, mix it in with some water, and save some cash instead of being a retard.

Also get a better job that doesn't give a fuck if you drink or not, because that's the best and cheapest route to getting fucked up.

 

[Cow Poly]

If you're trying to juggle getting high while maintaining a jerb that tests you're already fucked... considering you're already admitting that you're too stupid to pass a rando in a public forum.

Good job being an assumefag and moralfag. These aren’t answers you are just being gay

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

Good job being an assumefag and moralfag. These aren’t answers you are just being gay

Nigga its pissin in a cup

I'm not going to tell someone as dumb as you are how to beat a test or which drugs get out of your system the quickest. A fucking dry googled medical journal will answer the later.

I dont care if you want to get high: but apparently you need to read a book read a book read a mothafuckin book

 

[Cow Poly]

Nigga its pissin in a cup

I'm not going to tell someone as dumb as you are how to beat a test or which drugs get out of your system the quickest. A fucking dry googled medical journal will answer the later.

I dont care if you want to get high: but apparently you need to read a book read a book read a mothafuckin book

That’s not an answer either. Stay mad lmao

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

This is also a good answer. It’s not a matter of how long it stays in your system though... Common piss tests used in the workplace and institutions are unable to detect psychadelics. The only way to detect them is to get the accused to admit it or to do a spinal tap iirc.

I like how you answered your question then continued to act like a retard.