What food makes your poo the worst?

[Huh what?]

Vodka, and lots of it. Speaking from experience.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

When I ate less healthy food, I remember I'd either just dump a soft blob that would inevitably stick to the side of the bowl and require more than flush, or something that would create "shrapnel" on the sides as my anus created a small contained explosion.

 

[Lunarfag]

Vodka + taco bell. I would not recommend it.

 

[soft breathing]

Bought a pack of 'iron supplement juice' because I'm suffering from mild iron deficiency.
Forgot it's a pack of 'iron supplement juice' you're only supposed to drink a few millilitres per day.

In short: My poop was green, it hurt like a bitch while coming out, and smelled absolutely horrendous. I know I'm a retard.

 

[Asda Smartprice Sausage]

The chips from my local Chinese takeaway. If you’re ever in need of a bang average meal but a cracking colonic irrigation, you go there. Levitated off the pot with the force of liquid shite spewing from your hole within about twenty minutes.

(Mind you, I don’t go there any more. Walked there once, found one of the staff sat outside picking black bits out from between his feet extra large cheesy chips anyone…)

 

[Starslop's Adoring Fan]

Anything spicy causes me to have diarrhea. I think the coffee and milk I drink also add to it. I'm not lactose intolerant though and I love spicy food. Basically, I have liquid shit every 2-3 weeks.

 

[Misericordia]

Oatmeal comes out exactly as thick or thin as you make it and smells like a blocked sewer.

 

[Ammyterasu]

I got these chips from a site specialized in American food's imports, they were tasty but they made my poop smell absolutely vile

I never had a similar issue with other spicy foods, maybe it was the lime combined with the other spices.

 

[Truman the Jewman]

Coffee absolutely ruins my stomach sometimes, especially if I don't have it with a meal. I'm assuming it has to do with the acidity, as I don't typically add any milk or creamer.

 

[Manimal House]

Coffee for sure.

Kinda related: regular Lay's potato chips gives me farts that smell so fucking foul that I swore off of them forever.

 

[Kufungisisa]

Not myself but I stopped using public toilets anywhere near universities: Pajeet visa students shitting the places up with fish curry.

 

[Flying McDaniels]

I've always liked black licorice. I was at Walmart once, saw a big bag of black jellybeans, impulse bought them and went to fucking town on them.

That night, my poo was green. Not the usual swampy-browny-greeny color of green poo, but fucking crayola forest green.

The next day, my poo was an even more vibrant shade of green. And there was a cloud of green dye in the toilet bowl, with darker tendrils of green dye wafting off the poo logs.

I still like black licorice, but it sure as hell put me off Walmart store brand candy.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Expired protein powder

 

[Frostnipped Todger]

Guinness. Sweet jesus.
About 20 years ago I went out drinking with the Dropkick Murphy's when they were on tour in Australia, and let's just say my bathroom needed a thorough cleaning the next day.