What game do you wish Phil would play? - AKA best future TIHYDP material?

Hot Dawg said:
Says a lot, don't you think? I was hoping for something like Sim City or a management type game where everything would fall apart due to neglect and stupidity. "Nothing I could do, Dood. Game expects too much!"
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Yeah, unfortunately the business minigame in Yakuza 7 is unlosable, since the story is that you're working BEHIND DA SCENES with an investor from Tokyo named Nick Ogata iirc to bring down the largest business in Yokohama, so if you fuck up Ichiban Holdings' finances in the game Nick goes full Nancy and just clears all your debts, or if you fail to meet his goals then he just forgives you and attaches a nice multi-million yen tip.
Would be hilarious to see him play a business simulator that doesn't just refuse to let you lose, like Capitalism 2. I remember he played Game Dev Sim and he managed to bankrupt his company there, which just blows my mind because Game Dev Sim is very easy.
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Yeah, unfortunately the business minigame in Yakuza 7 is unlosable, since the story is that you're working BEHIND DA SCENES with an investor from Tokyo named Nick Ogata iirc to bring down the largest business in Yokohama, so if you fuck up Ichiban Holdings' finances in the game Nick goes full Nancy and just clears all your debts, or if you fail to meet his goals then he just forgives you and attaches a nice multi-million yen tip.
Would be hilarious to see him play a business simulator that doesn't just refuse to let you lose, like Capitalism 2. I remember he played Game Dev Sim and he managed to bankrupt his company there, which just blows my mind because Game Dev Sim is very easy.
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His degree is up this alley which makes this even better. Anyone can tard out for a few years and get a worthless piece of paper. Glad to see he gained nothing from it.
 
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Conan Exiles / Rust / ARK would be hilarious.

Any game that relied on good communication, conflict resolution and having friends would be very amusing.
 
Hot Dawg said:
I wish he would play a game involving finance so we could watch him go bankrupt again (sooner lol).
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
I remember he played Game Dev Sim and he managed to bankrupt his company there, which just blows my mind because Game Dev Sim is very easy.
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Was going to mention Game Dev Sim since it's basically a financial management sim, and he failed miserably.
 
Radical Goodspeed said:
MTG Arena.

As a TCG sperg, I loved his flailing at Hearthstone.
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Arena is also a borderline gacha game. I follow MTGGoldfish and one of their main writers has outright used the term "whale" to describe his spending on there to get cards for his streams - he's not making excuses for his or WotC's behavior, he's just being candid about what is going on. We'd get the double whammy of watching Phil fail at a new game and watching his gambling addiction bubble to the surface.
 
Wait, he's never played Chrono Cross? That game would really fuck with his mind if he ever attempted to play it, shit would be a hilarious TIHYDP.

Bosess can be very tough if you do not understand the elements system at all, the chat would have to baby him every time if he's not paying attention, has a fair few female companions that you can't really shy away from (at least until Serge has body swapped and then you have way more party members avaliable). The story can also get very confusing rather rapidly, I highly doubt he would make a lot of sense of dramatic cutscenes with no dialogue to fall back on.
 
Fallout Wanderer's Edition Fallout 3. Especially if he streams installing the damn thing.
 
I want Phil to do a hardcore Nuzlocke (where you can't spam items or overlevel) of an easy Pokemon game with the caveat that he'd actually restart when he loses and has to play until he wins.
 
PaleTay said:
I want Phil to do a hardcore Nuzlocke (where you can't spam items or overlevel) of an easy Pokemon game with the caveat that he'd actually restart when he loses and has to play until he wins.
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Pokémon Emerald Kaizo, or any of the Kaizo games by SinisterHoodedFigure. Doing that would fucking break his mind.
 
Lego City Undercover only because one of the main characters in the game, Frank Honey, is a complete idiot and fucks up every task. So, it would be fun seeing DSP potentially getting mad at this new "detractor" meme of his chat comparing him to this character.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
Pokémon Emerald Kaizo, or any of the Kaizo games by SinisterHoodedFigure. Doing that would fucking break his mind.
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I think he would actually like an Emerald Kaizo Nuzlocke for a bit (until around Wattson or Maxie), because to a point he would just be reading a guide and able to go slow without people judging.
 
ct05 said:
ww1 game series
Verdun
Tannenberg
and the new one which i believe will release on PlayStation Isonzo
many many many controller slams
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Or Post Scriptum. Well it is set in WW2 but it would drive him mad especially since it is basically required to communicate with your squadmates (especially if you are crewing a tank)
 
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