What game do you wish Phil would play? - AKA best future TIHYDP material?

Rate me :optimistic: , but I remember about a decade back or so I played a shitty flash game “Winnie the Pooh’s Home Run Derby” and thinking it was remarkably hard as fuck for a children’s game. Perfect for some salty Dave.👌
That requires Darksfadil to download something like Flashpoint. Too complex for him.

Although if he did do flash games I guess I'd want him to do one of the Epic Battle Fantasy games, so the amount of times he has to do that same bit of zooming in on his camera and saying "NO!" would finally get to him and he'd end that running gag. Also he'd be confused at the weapon/armor swap system where you can change equipment mid battle, which is essential for both the final battle of 3 and for enemies that can swap resistances/encounters with multiple types of enemies with vastly different damages.
 
Anyone know if Phil will play the new Ratchet & Clank game for the PS5? Reviews still say the game is pretty good.
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edit: ppl doing late obviously dont get the joke :P
but im surprised noone has brought it up and then get leaned, phil said himself as an excuse for his declining viewership and all that "theres no big game releases lately" also phil "ill come back to it when theres nothing rly to play"
 
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I'd like to see him go back to Dead by daylight. His first attempt was fucking hilarious to me, skill check fails, telling someone who failed a skill check not to bother repairing gens if they are bad at the skill checks only to fail a check himself like a second later, thinking the generator behind him is the killer making noise, Not knowing what a pallet is, constantly getting caught in the trappers traps.

That was a good TIHYDP
 
Even before he very briefly played it for an Indie Games Marathon, my pick was Hollow Knight, for the following reasons;

-Phil sucks at Metroidvanias in general, getting hoplessly lost and repeatedly dying early in Super Metroid, a much easier, more straightforward title.

-HK doesn't hold your hand in terms of exploration and where to go next. Hell, you don't even start out with a map and have to find the cartographer and buy a map for him in each new area. Phil would get hopelessly lost and have to beg chat for where to go next every time.

-Deaths have real consequence, in terms of potentially losing geo, a portion of one's soul meter, as well as having to backtrack long distances from the last save point, particularly punishing when one is facing a boss. Phil would throw a temper tantrum and possibly ragequit over this alone.

-Fails look particularly awful and inept in this game.

-Very difficult to simply cheese bosses, and healing, unlike other games, isn't instantaneous but risky.

-Just the right level of difficulty, at least not taking into account the Godhome DLC. There are some hard challenges, but none are overwhelming and unfair, and it's wedged between far more manageable sections. In other words, hard enough for Phil to lose time and again, but not so hard that the audience watching wouldn't do better.

In typical Phil fashion, he only played the very beginning portions, before there is a real challenge, and given that he knew where to go, correctly named several collectibles and enemies whose names are not intuitive, and most suspiciously, instantly guessed the Soul Shade could be used to kill an Elder Baldur guarding the entrance to Greenpath, he almost certainly looked up some information beforehand.

None of that would help him later in the game, however.
 
I think the funniest game to get him into would be Entropia Universe. A game that is purely p2w with the added incentive that you can make money if you play the game smart enough, it would be interesting to see what the pig would do with that.
 
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Disgaea. Pick any game in the franchise and Phil will flail.
I think if he only played the first one, he'd immediately start getting turned off and wouldn't play it more than a couple of hours, although when you consider how long he managed to get through divinity original sin 3 (different game but still) maybe he could last a fair while...
 
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A few days ago, I bought the Alone in the Dark Anthology while it was on sale on Steam and I'm surprisingly enjoying the first one(despite the game killing you at almost every opportunity, but thankfully you can save anywhere you want at any time). I doubt Phil's experience with RE games would get him through the first one if he played it. Since there's no map(as far as I know), he'd forget where to go, the pirate duel would probably make him quit, and the puzzles would go over his pig head(then again, he'd more than likely turn to stream chat or read a guide and just go "Ahaaaaaa" as if he's figured things out on his own).
 
Disgaea. Pick any game in the franchise and Phil will flail.
He played 4 and 5. He finished the main story of 4 back in the day, but rage quit 5 in Chapter 5.

That said, I really want him to play Hour of Darkness. Laharl, like Phil, is bratty, egotistical, immature, has legions of begrudging followers, and is terrified of sexy women. The difference is that Laharl is actually funny and likable even before his character development.
 
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While these two would NEVER happen, because he'd have to stream Shadow Warrior on his PC, and we all know he hates PC gaming. The second? HAH! He'd never touch the original Ninja Gaiden. The salt would be GLORIOUS if he did. As far as Shadow Warrior, I honestly doubt he'd get past the second stage.
 
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While these two would NEVER happen, because he'd have to stream Shadow Warrior on his PC, and we all know he hates PC gaming. The second? HAH! He'd never touch the original Ninja Gaiden. The salt would be GLORIOUS if he did. As far as Shadow Warrior, I honestly doubt he'd get past the second stage.
The low brow humor in Shadow Warrior would be right up his alley. Which absolutely means he'll never play it, because he is so pure that he can't possibly make racial stereotype jokes (which Lo Wang does through the entire game) without chewing his nails to the bone. Those build engine games would make Phil retreat within minutes given how they work, and shadow warrior would speed up the wage quit that would inevitably happen.
 
The low brow humor in Shadow Warrior would be right up his alley. Which absolutely means he'll never play it, because he is so pure that he can't possibly make racial stereotype jokes (which Lo Wang does through the entire game) without chewing his nails to the bone. Those build engine games would make Phil retreat within minutes given how they work, and shadow warrior would speed up the wage quit that would inevitably happen.
Blood would fuck him up harder.
 
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