What game do you wish Phil would play? - AKA best future TIHYDP material?

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SPhobos said:
I wanna see him play a game from his days as a PC wizard building custom rigs for all his friends. Let me see this oddly shaped retard play Thief.
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The game he claims to play during the time he claimed to build PC's were shooters like unreal tournament and quake.

This claim of having used to build PCs always annoys me because he makes it so obvious that he barely understands it. If he had all this experience, he would never need to ask the mentally handicapped for help, he should easily be able to find anything he needs. No one would laugh at him if he was honest about it, it becomes funny when it happens and he claims to be sooooo good.
 
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Sup3r said:
The game he claims to play during the time he claimed to build PC's were shooters like unreal tournament and quake.

This claim of having used to build PCs always annoys me because he makes it so obvious that he barely understands it. If he had all this experience, he would never need to ask the mentally handicapped for help, he should easily be able to find anything he needs. No one would laugh at him if he was honest about it, it becomes funny when it happens and he claims to be sooooo good.
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Watching him fail at rocket jumping would be well worth the price of admission.
 
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Does anybody actually make TIHYDP anymore besides 0utsyder? I just want to see the most retarded 30 minutes, not his shit where he just compiles the entire playthrough.
 
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smug comporon said:
Does anybody actually make TIHYDP anymore besides 0utsyder? I just want to see the most retarded 30 minutes, not his shit where he just compiles the entire playthrough.
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I think Soma Julius Cruz still does some short vids as well as some other small channels that i cannot remember the name. The only ones that make kind of big vids that i can remember are the 0utsyder and Sufyan, the latter editing the vids of Elden Ring fairly recently. Most detractors focus on streaming, since his prestream tirades and begging interludes are probably some of the best highlights.
 
dipski said:
Payday 2
It's such a simple game, yet Phil would still somehow fuck it up.
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Considering Phil has the situational awareness of a deaf bat, doesn't understand location based damage and the resource management of a noob in the genre he's supposedly best in, it's pretty easy for him to screw it up. He'll be standing in the lines of site of snipers, going for body shots against dozers and he won't ever see a cloaker coming.

And if he wants to avoid any form of griefing, he'll have to play offline, leaving him to play bag moving simulator while bitching about how the bots are useless. And stealth is an entire other can of worms.
 
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As old school games go, I'd like to see him try and deal with Tecmo's Deception. Perhaps Dungeon Keeper. It would play well into his sadistic, lizard brain right up until things started getting difficult.
As modern games go, I'd like to see him try out They Are Billions or Frost Punk. He's always claiming himself to be a genius at management (despite all evidence to the contrary), so I'd like to get out a stopwatch and see how long it would take him to ragequit either of these games. Under five minutes is my guess.
 
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