What game do you wish Phil would play? - AKA best future TIHYDP material?

REGENDarySumanai said:
Blood would fuck him up harder.
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Imagine him mimicking the cultists' shouts as he gets blown up time and time again. Phil would absolutely butcher any pronunciation of the names in the game (Fuckin' Cheogh would be brutal and Tchernobog would be just as bad...). If he played Blood on anything above Pink on the Inside, he'd wage quit unless wheelchairs were tipping a ton.
 
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I know he's already playing New Vegas, but I wish he would play New Vegas, Oblivion, or Skyrim on PC, modded. It could've been entertaining watching him trying to figure how to install mods(which is easy if you use the Vortex mod manager), getting frustrated over how harder the games are due to mods, or baby raging over how broken the mods/games are because of his ineptitude. Given how resistant, close-minded, and stupid he is when it comes to PC, that will never happen.
 
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Tom Went To The Mayor said:
I know he's already playing New Vegas, but I wish he would play New Vegas, Oblivion, or Skyrim on PC, modded. It could've been entertaining watching him trying to figure how to install mods(which is easy if you use the Vortex mod manager), getting frustrated over how harder the games are due to mods, or baby raging over how broken the mods/games are because of his ineptitude. Given how resistant, close-minded, and stupid he is when it comes to PC, that will never happen.
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Mr. master pc builder would paywall the install live so chat could walk him through it. This is also a man that thinks his $600 laptop was a good deal yet being almost $200 overpriced. I know Dave doesn't value money because he hasn't earned any himself in about 11 years but lying about skills or knowledge is hilarious especially when watching him stumble over words or looking at chat to bail him out. I'm not super computer savvy but my god does the crap that comes out of his mouth still bother me.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
Amazing Cultivation Simulator
Phil's head would explode ala Scanners.
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Sseth is everything Phil wanted to be.

A successful YouTuber. A loved e-celebrity. A person actually crowdfunded. A guy that makes people laugh. A good content creator. And last but not least, a guy that is really fucking good at videogames.

I wonder what kind of lie Phil would create to justify how he is actually better than Sseth as a content creator. "Uhh, I don't care about being a 'hardcore gamer', I'm just an average gamer like you guys! This Sseth guy is just a loser who doesn't have an adult life to care about, duhuh."
 
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The Getaway games. He would fuck up all the time due to almost no indicators for directions and health.
 
I would say the S.T.A.L.K.E.R games (because they're something he would rage over), but as it turns out he did play them.
 
It would be fun to watch him struggle with actual VR games. Superhot, Budget Cuts, but in general anything that requires you to move around a bit.
It's amazing how quickly he dropped the PSVR though, I dont think he even used it outside of that single stream.
 
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Kinda out there but I would love to do Soccer manager or Fifa career mode with him. A game that would force him to manage his finances would just be hilarious to see him raging at a game telling him he has no money to spend and watching him try to comprehend basic budgeting that 10 year olds can understand
 
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Wanted to shitpost somewhere, guess it's here:

Ultrakill but as it's PC only there's no chance for feeble Phil to play it
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Kinda out there but I would love to do Soccer manager or Fifa career mode with him. A game that would force him to manage his finances would just be hilarious to see him raging at a game telling him he has no money to spend and watching him try to comprehend basic budgeting that 10 year olds can understand
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Phil plays Football Manager: Xbox Edition

some quotes we would get

Why arent they scoring every minute? whyd he do thaaat?? dont let him through! my GK is a dumbass! fuck the referee! why'd the game show me a missed free kick?
 
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This'll never happen, as it's a point and click game, which Phil would go "What do I do?" and "Christ, man! Why does that stupid fucking message keep popping up? Scissorman is gonna kill me!" Phil would easily wage quit this. While it's point and click, on the levels of Myst and Riven, if chat isn't going to hold his hand through this, it'll never happen.
 

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Scotty said:
This'll never happen, as it's a point and click game, which Phil would go "What do I do?" and "Christ, man! Why does that stupid fucking message keep popping up? Scissorman is gonna kill me!" Phil would easily wage quit this. While it's point and click, on the levels of Myst and Riven, if chat isn't going to hold his hand through this, it'll never happen.
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Even more likely to wage quit if he were playing the SNES Clock Tower. Shit, if he ever played Sweet Home on the NES/Famicom, he'd never ever fucking beat it.
 
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I wish he would play more VR in the future. His PSVR video is so good, and I could only imagine him playing shit like Alyx. It'd be the only exercise he's got in a year
 
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