What game do you wish Phil would play? - AKA best future TIHYDP material?

[Balr0g]

I wish he would play more VR in the future. His PSVR video is so good, and I could only imagine him playing shit like Alyx. It'd be the only exercise he's got in a year

Imagine Phil playing Beatsaber. He could act clownlike and get some exercise. Though he would most likely die with a stroke on stream

 

[gaarashatan]

Kerbal space program

 

[Wurstbrot]

Anything. Just anything.
But please drop any form of simulator, including walking simulators. I was never so bored and annoyed at the same time in my entire life. This is not supportable content in any shape or form. Who asks for this? Who wants this? Phil, you aren't capable of entertaining on your own, this is why you blame the games when transactions are low. If you already think games have to carry 100% of your content then why do we watch you instead of someone else do you choose the most boring shit?

 

[25 Invisible push-ups]

I wish he would go back to playing CoD. It's actually quite impressive how a man who most likely played all the games since MW2 still manages to be this awful at them.

 

[Mullti Port RDRAM]

DSP Tries It: Cities Skylines

I want to see him fuck this up

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Quake or Quake 2. Since he loves to pretend how much of a retro gamer he is, I would love to see him struggle playing one of them. Quake and Quake 2 took me about 4 hours to finish, I can imagine him dragging them out because of how slow and terrible he is at shooters(not to mention how he would probably go out of his way to look for every secret like he did with Doom 2016 and Doom II.

 

[TJGamebox]

YIIK is on gamepass

 

[Pargon]

Factorio, no guides, chat disabled, tip notifications off.

School’s in session and you’re all alone, fat boy.

 

[LieLieFyre]

I wanna see him play a tabletop rpg as the DM.

 

[Balr0g]

Too bad Ace Combat 7 is leaving Gamepass soon. and Ace Combat 6 isn't on Gamepass. I would have liked to see him try his hands on those games (and rage at the "fly through a tunnel sections") Though nothing comes to Ace Combat 5 and that insane second-last mission.

Too bad he doesn't play Pc Games. I would be curious how he plays a game like Frostpunk which rips you a new asshole if you don't plan ahead or know what comes next

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Too bad he doesn't play Pc Games. I would be curious how he plays a game like Frostpunk which rips you a new asshole if you don't plan ahead or know what comes next

The closest we'll ever get to a game that would absolutely fucking melt his brain that is on console are one of the games from Koei's grand strategy games series, the Nobunaga's Ambition series and the Romance of the Three Kingdoms series. You'd think they wouldn't bother making them on consoles, but nah, in classic Koei fashion those grand strategy games are made primarily for consoles and the PC ports are barely working lazy as fuck ports where you can't even change half the settings in-game and those shit ports crash all the fucking time. Classic Koei. God knows why they do it, those games are complex as fuck and like other grand strategy games you're navigating menus 80% of the time and fighting battles the rest of the time. Maybe because the games that put them on the map as game developers were the first Nobunaga's Ambition and Romance of the Three Kingdoms games as well as another grand strategy game called Genghis Khan, all released on the NES. Actually it was an eroge named Danchi Tsuma no Yuuwaku but Koei would like to pretend it never existed. Not to mention, the first game they ever developed was a strategy game focused on the four battles of Kawanakajima. Old habits die hard I guess.

I mean, we've seen what it looked like when he played Divinity 2 Original Sin and Morrowind, just games made in the classic cRPG style make his brain explode.

 

[Little Duck]

Empire Earth 3. A shitty game played by Deep Shit Phil. Now that's something I would pay to see.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

I'd love to see how he would handle playing as Vergil in DMC 5. That'll never happen since he pretty much hated DMC 5.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Touhou.

 

[Michael Janke]

old school megaman, ninja gaiden, any other hard as shit game from that era.
because even if he sees the walkthroughs and online tips, you still have to be good enough to beat the levels.

 

[Wurstbrot]

old school megaman, ninja gaiden, any other hard as shit game from that era.
because even if he sees the walkthroughs and online tips, you still have to be good enough to beat the levels.

Counter-argument:
He'd abuse savestates after each jump because "if they don't want me to do that then don't implement this feature, stop complaining".
Source: This happened before multiple times, but I can't remember the games.

 

[Balr0g]

Counter-argument:
He'd abuse savestates after each jump because "if they don't want me to do that then don't implement this feature, stop complaining".
Source: This happened before multiple times, but I can't remember the games.

Three words: Sega Genesis Mini

 

[Jazz never died!]

The Hideo Kojima games before Metal Gear Solid.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Mario Kart 64 (The new Switch Online Membership comes out this month and that game will be on there)

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Mario Kart 64 (The new Switch Online Membership comes out this month and that game will be on there)

Rubber banding galore, it would be absolutely rage inducing for him, we all know how great he is at racing games, remember CTR and all the Need for Speed games.