What Has Been Your Experience Like Shitting At Work.

Coworker trooned out and kept going into long rants about gender identity and trans rights and "her" right to use the bathroom. So I walked into the women's bathroom at the same time as her one day and "she" asked "Why are you in the women's restroom?" I leaned close to her ear and whispered:

"Im non-binary"

And now I hold my shits in until I see her get up to go to the bathroom. There are only two stalls so I make sure to eat a lot of beans, Metamucil, and lots of beer and Clamato. Its only a matter of time before he gives up and joins the 41%...
 
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