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It's hard for chicken thigh not to look kind of ugly, but it's my favorite part for actual flavor as well as being fatty enough not to have to add some to keep it from being bland. Just got some of those Golden Curry "Extra Hot" stock things again. As you know, if you've had those, "Extra Hot" really just isn't.

Contemplating what things to use it with. I am thinking root vegetables like taters and carrots, but maybe things like celery or celeriac or even something like turnips or parsnips. Sweet potatoes? Underground's the limit. And some kind of meat or even tofu.

S&B brand? Never actually hot, but very delicious. Personally I first lightly brown some cubed chicken thighs. I then remove the chicken from the pot, sauté a bunch of onions, carrots, and Yukon gold potatoes in the rendered fat, add the chicken back in, and proceed with the box directions (add water, simmer, add curry block). I've added sweet potatoes (good) and parsnips (fine) when I've had them on hand, but you really can't go wrong with the standard onion + carrot + potato combination.
 
I am a worthless loser who doesn't take pics of his goddamn food, but I swear that my kalamata and green olive bread was off the chain last night, I did the standard "no knead dutch oven" bread recipe because despite decades of trying I'm still not quite there with regular bread

Actually that's a good question, what are your favorite bread recipes? I keep trying and my dough rises inconsistently despite my best efforts
 
I made beer soup for the first time last night. I made a roux with garlic, onions and bacon, added heavy cream, then a dark beer after that thickened up, I added Irish cheddar and then a little bit of Vermont cheddar and let it melt. Served with a fresh sourdough I bought from the store. It ended up pretty good, but I now know that using a dark beer in beer soup may be a little much, as it had a bitter aftertaste. Might go for a lighter beer next time, but I still don't regret making it. After I'll, I'm more than willing to eat the leftovers with the BLTAs we're having tonight.
 
I made beer soup for the first time last night. I made a roux with garlic, onions and bacon, added heavy cream, then a dark beer after that thickened up, I added Irish cheddar and then a little bit of Vermont cheddar and let it melt. Served with a fresh sourdough I bought from the store. It ended up pretty good, but I now know that using a dark beer in beer soup may be a little much, as it had a bitter aftertaste. Might go for a lighter beer next time, but I still don't regret making it. After I'll, I'm more than willing to eat the leftovers with the BLTAs we're having tonight.
Beer cheese soup is so nostalgic for me because it's a Christmas tradition in my family. We'll have a very very small amount at a time because it's so rich and heavy. I recommend plain, unseasoned popcorn as a "topping" and milk to wash each bite down. Definitely go for a lighter beer, but please don't use anything so light that it looks, smells and tastes like a regular golden beer that's been made 50/50 with tap water. Try something that you'd be happy to use for making beer bread, like Paulaner's Oktoberfest Marzen. The beer bread goes great with the soup, by the way.
 
Actually that's a good question, what are your favorite bread recipes? I keep trying and my dough rises inconsistently despite my best efforts
I've never managed to make good proper bread, but I have managed some very good pizza dough. Found a blog of this 'tistic guy who suggested

280g flour
149g water
21g oil (rapeseed, sunflower, anything that handles high heat)
1.5g (yes, tiny amount!) fresh yeast
5g salt

mix then knead for 8 minutes, split in two, form into buns by gathering and pinching in the same spot multiple times, wrap tightly in plastic and let cold rise in refrigerator for 24 hours
take out, form into pizza, add sauce, cheese, whatever then bake at ~300°c for ~5 minutes
Comes out extremely fragrant, puffy and with this wonderful elastic quality. Tastes more intensely bready than anything else I've had.
Anyway, if you measure flour relative to water by weight rather than volume you'll get more consistent results, and if you let your dough rise with less yeast, for a longer time, at a colder temperature you'll get much better and more complex taste. Try to tweak your regular bread recipe with that in mind.
 
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BLT crostini for dinner.

These are surprisingly challenging to make well, I have done them a few times before and getting the right texture for each bite is elusive. Baguette is from a local italian bakery that absolutely kills.
The greens look absolutely delicious.
 
S&B brand? Never actually hot, but very delicious. Personally I first lightly brown some cubed chicken thighs. I then remove the chicken from the pot, sauté a bunch of onions, carrots, and Yukon gold potatoes in the rendered fat, add the chicken back in, and proceed with the box directions (add water, simmer, add curry block). I've added sweet potatoes (good) and parsnips (fine) when I've had them on hand, but you really can't go wrong with the standard onion + carrot + potato combination.
Yep, definite S&B brand. I for some reason want parsnips and/or turnips in this batch though. Chicken thighs are about the best for it too. Root vegetables are the best for curry.
 
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Chicken Tikka masala with chickpeas and jasmine rice on the side.
Also a beef pot pie for the picky eaters in the household that think anything curry like is icky.
 

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It's hard for chicken thigh not to look kind of ugly, but it's my favorite part for actual flavor as well as being fatty enough not to have to add some to keep it from being bland. Just got some of those Golden Curry "Extra Hot" stock things again. As you know, if you've had those, "Extra Hot" really just isn't.

Contemplating what things to use it with. I am thinking root vegetables like taters and carrots, but maybe things like celery or celeriac or even something like turnips or parsnips. Sweet potatoes? Underground's the limit. And some kind of meat or even tofu.
It’s also borderline impossible to really overcook if you even halfway know what your doing.

Anyone know a good way to keep bugs and shit from getting into those giant bags of rice that you get at Asian grocers? I got a 15 pound bag and I’m looking for pointers before I open it.

Edit: Also furikake seems to taste like shit, though that might just be because I’m not particularly fond of nori and the one I got was mostly that.
 
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Anyone know a good way to keep bugs and shit from getting into those giant bags of rice that you get at Asian grocers? I got a 15 pound bag and I’m looking for pointers before I open it.
I use gallon-size freezer bags, but 15 pounds is rather a lot. I'd actually get a dedicated airtight container. I usually get bulk basmati at hippie dippy health food stores where the prices are absurdly low. Same with oatmeal, particularly steel-cut, you can buy the posh-ish brands like McCann's but the prices are out the roof and it's sometimes even less than a dollar a pound for something nearly identical, same with rice, bulgur wheat, freshly ground spices, star anise, pasta, etc.

You can get so many of this type of staples for so cheap that it's nearly free on a per-dish basis.

But basically for those giant burlap bags of basmati if you get the Royal White that's really popular or many of the no-name-in-English brands that show up in those ethnic groceries, don't even try to keep bugs out of them, just discard the packaging and put them in airtight storage. For something like five pounds of flour, I split between two gallon bags, but 15 pounds of rice is a pretty large amount. You could still use gallon bags or larger and divide it up, but it really deserves its own home.

I have had to keep all food staple items in storage like this for months because of an ant rampage that is only finally now nearly over after a counter-rampage of bait traps. As for the ants themselves, I recommend Terro liquid ant baits, one of the few of these products that seems to do more than dick. I've had other bait traps where they literally sat next to deliberately placed actual food and been completely ignored. It still takes a bit of diversion to get them interested in the baits, but when they do, they go absolutely nuts and consume them to the exclusion of actual food that won't kill them.

After a couple weeks past Vendetta, I still see ants, but they're almost exclusively on trails toward poison and back to their nasty little hive of evil. That bitch Queen is gonna get a dose of this some day.
 
I use gallon-size freezer bags, but 15 pounds is rather a lot. I'd actually get a dedicated airtight container. I usually get bulk basmati at hippie dippy health food stores where the prices are absurdly low. Same with oatmeal, particularly steel-cut, you can buy the posh-ish brands like McCann's but the prices are out the roof and it's sometimes even less than a dollar a pound for something nearly identical, same with rice, bulgur wheat, freshly ground spices, star anise, pasta, etc.

You can get so many of this type of staples for so cheap that it's nearly free on a per-dish basis.

But basically for those giant burlap bags of basmati if you get the Royal White that's really popular or many of the no-name-in-English brands that show up in those ethnic groceries, don't even try to keep bugs out of them, just discard the packaging and put them in airtight storage. For something like five pounds of flour, I split between two gallon bags, but 15 pounds of rice is a pretty large amount. You could still use gallon bags or larger and divide it up, but it really deserves its own home.

I have had to keep all food staple items in storage like this for months because of an ant rampage that is only finally now nearly over after a counter-rampage of bait traps. As for the ants themselves, I recommend Terro liquid ant baits, one of the few of these products that seems to do more than dick. I've had other bait traps where they literally sat next to deliberately placed actual food and been completely ignored. It still takes a bit of diversion to get them interested in the baits, but when they do, they go absolutely nuts and consume them to the exclusion of actual food that won't kill them.

After a couple weeks past Vendetta, I still see ants, but they're almost exclusively on trails toward poison and back to their nasty little hive of evil. That bitch Queen is gonna get a dose of this some day.
I use gallon freezer bags for the cocktail ice I hand cut every other week or so, but as you said it is a lot. I probably just need to go to a retaurant supply store and see about large resealable containers.
 
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I use gallon freezer bags for the cocktail ice I hand cut over other week or so, but as you said it is a lot. I probably just need to go to s retaurant supply store and see about large resealable containers.
Also even if you don't have to deal with ants, a grain like rice also attracts a number of long-term predators. For instance, you don't often see moth larvae, but I've seen that in rice that was neglected in an insecure container, as well as weevils. I've heard if you are in a POW camp or something and get wormy rice, you EAT THE BUGS because they've consumed the protein and increases your chances of survival.

Luckily we don't have to do that in normal life though.

So what is the weirdest and most unexpected thing you ever found in a hoarded staple you'd had for way too long? I think the worst I ever had was a dead rat in a bag of rotting potatoes that had been the source of a foul stench in a restaurant I'd worked at for months and only was unearthed after a maniacal search for the stench. It was somehow behind a wall in a completely inaccessible space nobody even knew was in the building.

The ultimate mystery was nobody knew where this was, but so why potato? How potato?

The rat was entirely mummified and inoffensive. It was the repulsive, deliquescent mass that had once been a bag of potatoes that was generating the absolutely evil odor that had tormented us for months. It was literally directly next to a vent that was taking air from outdoors and blasting it out all over the entire premises.

Business picked up nearly immediately.

My only real theory about it was a seriously disgruntled ex-employee who just happened to know about this mystery room.
 
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I use gallon freezer bags for the cocktail ice I hand cut every other week or so, but as you said it is a lot. I probably just need to go to a retaurant supply store and see about large resealable containers.
Would a couple food grade buckets do? I'm not sure if those lids seal well enough to keep little bugs out but probably better than hanging around in those big sacks. They're not exactly expensive and if you know some restaurants you could probably source some for free since they get a lot of stuff in buckets and don't really need to keep them.
 
Order some Jim Bakker food buckets for the apocalypse and then throw out the weird crap he puts in them and replace it with rice!

Well okay don't, you can probably get a bucket for less than a grand.
 
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Anyone know a good way to keep bugs and shit from getting into those giant bags of rice that you get at Asian grocers? I got a 15 pound bag and I’m looking for pointers before I open it.

Edit: Also furikake seems to taste like shit, though that might just be because I’m not particularly fond of nori and the one I got was mostly that.

Get yourself an airtight container. I have this one Flour Storage Container 25 lb with Wheels Seal Locking Lid PP (Pack-2) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08P2P9P3N/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_i_1PRP5C5RCGZD25472EFY

It's a little pricey but a good investment. There are cheaper containers out there too. Also sometimes the bags have bugs already in them. If you have the freezer space you can freeze the fuckers to kill them and just pick them out.

I also don't like furikake. I made onigiri once thinking it was gonna be delicious and I was very disappointed.
 
not so much "cook" as "thaw and heat" but Aldi had a bag of pasta and sauce frozen thing of chorizo / hatch chile raviolis in a red sofrito sauce
pretty interesting
fair price for "dump in pan, thaw and eat" style frozen pasta dish
probably would be more interested in just replicating the concept with a more plain ravioli rather than buying another bag, but definitely a line of thought to keep in mind for future uses for sofrito
 
Anyone know a good way to keep bugs and shit from getting into those giant bags of rice that you get at Asian grocers? I got a 15 pound bag and I’m looking for pointers before I open it.
The food-grade buckets and bulk home flour bin should work great, but there's also the option of using a kibble storage bin. They come in a lot of different sizes, often have wheels and are largely vertical to avoid taking up space in your closet or pantry. The proper ones are designed specifically to keep pet food from going stale and to keep even miniscule thief ants out. Check that the bin has those rubber seal linings on any openings and you'll be golden.
 
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