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Onion marmalade.

It sounds weird, but it is not like jam that you have with your morning toast...it is basically caramelized onions cooked in butter that have been reduced to being almost like a paste. It is a savory spread that you put on sandwiches or serve with meats or cheeses.

It is very easy to make:

Onion Marmalade

9 tablespoons unsalted butter
6 large, any color onions, thinly sliced
3 cups dry white wine
3/4 cups lemon juice

salt to taste

Directions

Heat butter in a large skillet over medium heat until butter melts. Add onions; cook and stir until onions start to caramelize, about 15 minutes.

Pour white wine and lemon juice into the skillet and bring to a boil. Reduce the heat to medium-low and simmer until liquid is evaporated, 15 to 20 minutes more. Season with salt.
 
I didn't make it, but I've been involved in the troubleshooting of it and other food folks might get a laugh from the story.

Cooking and baking are family passions and while I didn't opt to do it professionally in my adult life my little sister did. 98% of the time she absolutely excels. The 2% of the time she fails it kicks off a chain reaction of everyone in the family making and remaking and troubleshooting whatever it is, seasoned with the kitchen equivalent of "works on my machine" and good-natured ribbing.

Not too long ago she made some apple butter to can which was an adventure in itself because really only our mother cans and neither of us got too into it. Well, she ended up hating it and swore up and down it tasted metallic from the pan. Her boyfriend's family couldn't taste it and convinced her to keep the batch. She gave me some of her banana butter earlier this summer, cooked in the same pan and it's heavenly. Between the banana butter being amazing, apples being more acidic than bananas, and her boyfriend's family mostly eating goyslop unless she cooks it, I figured it probably had a little tang she could pick up but was perfectly edible to the average Joe and nobody thought about it again until a few days ago.

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The apple butter struck back.

So my mother got involved, and made an identical cake with her own apple butter and it was fine. I joined the party but with no apple butter I made a spinoff cake with the other jar of her banana butter to check if just any fruit at all cooked in the pan would carry the effect, and it was fine.

So now my parents have a whole apple butter crumb cake to themselves, I have a pretty fucking delicious bananas fosterish crumb cake with banana butter and rum-soaked raisins in it that's good with coffee and probably saleable with fresh whipped cream and a caramel sauce, and the actual pastry chef in our family has a sad gray cake with too much crumb that her boyfriend's parents swear is just "sooooo good" and insist on eating while complimenting her as she gets closer to a stroke with each asspat.

So just in case anyone needs to hear it, don't cook fruit in reactive pans and definitely don't bake with it afterward. She thinks it's the orange juice, I think it might actually be the baking soda, but just don't do it. Unless you want gray cake.
 
Not too long ago she made some apple butter to can which was an adventure in itself because really only our mother cans and neither of us got too into it. Well, she ended up hating it and swore up and down it tasted metallic from the pan.
It's generally not recommended to cook acidic things like fruit in cast iron. It not only can leach the metal into it, which although that's not usually a problem (at least to me), it can also damage the seasoning. Things with lots of tomato in them have this issue too. I make pizza in cast iron a fair amount but generally the sauce isn't in contact with the metal except maybe on the sides (I usually spread the sauce and toppings all the way to the edge to get a crunchy, toasty edge to the crust).
So just in case anyone needs to hear it, don't cook fruit in reactive pans and definitely don't bake with it afterward. She thinks it's the orange juice, I think it might actually be the baking soda, but just don't do it. Unless you want gray cake.
If you were going to use cast iron, enameled would avoid this issue.
 
I made borscht today which rocks, poverty food or not, thx for the push in the right direction @Stan. I've been meaning to but kept on choosing other dishes that are less seasonally appropriate just because it's still hot as fuck here. Bit the bullet, don't regret it.
The way I make it is just the way I was taught, I do like about it that every family has a different variant so it's never a boring dish to be served.
I start just searing the cubed-up chuck roast, salted and peppered, in butter in batches. I have a gas stove and great enameled cast iron cookware, so I get a great sear even without flour. I reserve the beef on a plate, and deglaze the cast iron pan with beef broth, (or better than bouillon diluted in water if I'm out of the homemade kind, but it isn't as good) homemade mushroom broth if I have it, which I did today, and apple cider vinegar with bay leaves. I then reduce the broth and taste to make sure the flavor is good- reducing concentrates the taste quite a lot and enhances the soup's body.
In whatever pot I'm using for the soup, I melt butter, and add a yellow onion, about a head of finely minced garlic, a few chopped celery heart sticks, and I sauté them until aromatic, making sure I salt and pepper appropriately at every step. I add a few squirts of tomato paste, some of my friends swear by ketchup but I can't do it lmao. I like to cut up one or two roma tomatoes, it isn't necessarily traditional, but we've always done it and it tastes brighter to me with them. I add 3-4 waxy potatoes, 4ish large beets, usually I peel and grate 2 and cube 2 up because I like both textures, add my stock, and let simmer a bit.
I add about half a head of cabbage which I think is best when cut up as ''ribbons'', a few cut up homemade pickled beets and a bit of the brine for added acidity, chopped up parsley, and chopped up dill. I reintroduce the meat cubes and juices from the plate.
Simmer until the doneness of the vegetables, tenderness of the beef, and flavor/body of the soup is to your taste, and correct seasoning. Serve with homemade crusty bread, smetana or sour cream, and dill, and whatever acid elements you used in the soup (so in my case, apple cider vinegar and marinated beets, but some people use white vinegar, red wine vinegar, or lemon) at the table so people can customize their experience. I like my borscht vegetable-heavy and my method of reducing the stock prior to adding it to the soup gets me a less ''clear, soupy'' dish that almost feels like I've used an immersion blender to get a silkier ''cream of'' texture.
Probably making Hungarian goulash tomorrow, but tbh we could definitely just eat more borscht as dinner, I just haven't decided if it's going to be lunch for the rest of the week or dinner for one more night.
Three: The menu reeks of 1980, with plenty of room for comparison. (this lady made the exact same menu offering every year for as long as she was a member of the club.) Is this simply a way to compare me to the old chef? Like I should suck it up and have everyone bitch about my food, because it's not what they've had consistently for a long, long time? Sort of like a celebration of her life. I'm so confused.
I don't think it's to compare you to the old chef per se, it might just be what they're used to and they might be so set in their ways that it doesn't even occur to them that you might want to make dishes you enjoy making and excel at, or the club dinner might feel like ''her'' thing so it might bring up painful feelings to think of someone else picking it up after her passing, let alone changing everything up, almost like her legacy is being spat on. It wouldn't be logical, but if it's a close-knit club and everyone misses her, it might inform their knee-jerk reactions.
It does suck that you're held to her recipes when you wish you could put your own spin on it, but since it's the first year since her passing and it's bound to bring up some memories which can be both cherished and painful for long-standing members of the club, I think I'd eat it at least this year if people have the expectation of this menu (and specify that you wanted to honor her life this year with this menu so the expectation isn't set that you're just picking up the torch as the newest line cook) and then see if you can propose some changes next year, like saying that swiss steak is really not your specialty and you'd like to try another beef dish you think people will like and are more comfortable making, and based on the response of the people who organize this club and on the reaction of the people eating, I'd adapt further the next year. If you need help with serving, I'd also bring it up, maybe something like ''Hey, so I know (old chef) was running this thing seamlessly before, but this is my first year and I'm worried it might be a bit much to cook, plate, and serve, is there any way I could get some assistance with (task you'd like to hand off to someone else)?''
I do think that if this is a club with a tradition of a specific menu made by a specific lady every year, it would be compassionate to the people who shared a bond with her to go with the expected menu on this first year, but I definitely wouldn't fault you for choosing to do something else and if I were a member of said club, I'd just be happy that the dinners weren't stopping after her death and be excited about what new things you're bringing to the table. Just sharing thoughts about what I'd do in your position having been part of some groups with traditions and legacy members and whatnot, it can be a headache to navigate.
 
I made a curry wurst last night with some fried potatoes. That’s nothing unique, but I had also prepared some homemade pizza dough for an “easy” lunch or dinner and ended up using leftover curry sauce instead of tomato sauce for my pizza as an experiment. I’d give it a 6 or 7/10. I could see how swapping out some more ingredients could make a curry pizza into something quite good though.
but tbh we could definitely just eat more borscht as dinner,
I like borscht because it tastes good both cold and warm. Makes it a rare soup for me that I enjoy in both the summer and winter.
 
I like borscht because it tastes good both cold and warm. Makes it a rare soup for me that I enjoy in both the summer and winter.
We ended up having it cold for dinner because it's not quite as chilly tonight, lmao. I definitely agree, I do like it better warm for the smetana component, but if you just have it as a summer soup, it's great. I did end up making tabbouleh on the side just because it's something everyone enjoys and changed things up a bit, though it doesn't go with it. I like how the beet flavor shines even more whilst cold.
Prime rib was cheaper than usual and my husband's been craving it since the holiday season started so I'm going to eat like I'm nigger-rich tomorrow. :) Probably with potatoes, onions, and carrots under the roasting rack as well as pan-blistered tomatoes on the side. Garlic, olive oil, fresh herbs on the outside.
 
Made "shit on a shingle" with the creamed dried beef and baking powder biscuit recipes from TM10-412 Army Recipes 1944 for breakfast. I've made the biscuits before and they're my go to recipe. The "shit" was great but very salty; the recipe didn't call for soaking the beef so I'm not surprised.
Baking Powder Biscuits
Yields ~18 (212) Biscuits

Ingredients
Flour, Sifted - 1 pound (12 pounds)
Baking Powder - 3/4 ounces (10 ounces)
Salt - 1/4 ounces (3 ounces)
Shortening - 1/4 pound (3 pounds)
Evaporated Milk - 1/2 cup (4 1/4 - 14 1/2 ounce Cans)
Water = 3/4 cup (2 1/2 quarts)

Method
1. Sift flour, baking powder, and salt together. Add shortening; stir until mixture resembles course crumbs.
2. Mix milk and water. Add to dry ingredients, mixing only enough to combine.
3. Place dough on floured surface and knead lightly. Roll 3/4 inch thick; cut dough into biscuits with floured biscuit cutter.
4. Place in baking pan(s). Bake at 450F for about 15 minutes


Creamed Dried Beef
Yields ~6 servings (100 servings, one cup each)

Ingredients
Beef, dried, chipped - 1/2 pound or 2 = 5 oz jars (7 pounds)
Fat, melted - 2 tbsp (1 pound)
Flour, sifted - 1/3 cup, heaping (1 1/4 pounds)
Milk, evaporated 1 1/2 cups (12 - 14 1/2 ounce cans)
Water, for milk - 1 1/2 cups (1 1/2 gallons)
Pepper, ground - 1 tsp (1/4 ounce)

Method
1. Separate beef into small pieces.
2. Mix melted fat and flour; stir until smooth
3. Mix milk and water, heat. Add gradually to flour mixture, stirring constantly.
4. Add chipped beef and pepper. Heat to boiling point; reduce heat and simmer about 10 minutes.

Note: If you make this soak the beef in water for ~20 minutes
 
I harvested my trees and made me some absolutely delicious apple butter. I know it doesn’t look really good, but it is so thick and rich and sweet and perfectly spiced. All my own apples and a friend of mine gave me some of her pomegranates so I threw in some of those. The tartness of the pomegranates goes really well with my apples, like lemon juice would almost.
And you niggas best believe I have a lot more than these gift jars, I used almost the whole tree this batch.
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Dislike parsnip and rutabaga. Too sweet and stringy. Like sweet potato which are yams and I don't like yam much either. Dislike arugula. Too bitter. Love turnip and radish. I like the light peppery taste they have.

Pan fried mirin salmon with zucchini. Plenty of lemon and spring onion to serve. View attachment 5488335
Pan fried pork shoulder pieces with pan sauce and chives View attachment 5488337
Poached salmon in Japanese broth View attachment 5488338
Outstanding! Now I want to make some chicken lo mein. I wonder how lo mein would taste with the chicken fried in a fajita spice mix...
I processed another half-gallon of horseradish root. Only added salt and distilled white vinegar. No water in this batch, which lowers pungency.
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I really should try making a horseradish sauce. Absolutely adored it the one time I had it on a sandwich.
Onion marmalade.

It sounds weird, but it is not like jam that you have with your morning toast...it is basically caramelized onions cooked in butter that have been reduced to being almost like a paste. It is a savory spread that you put on sandwiches or serve with meats or cheeses.

It is very easy to make:

Onion Marmalade

9 tablespoons unsalted butter
6 large, any color onions, thinly sliced
3 cups dry white wine
3/4 cups lemon juice

salt to taste

Directions

Heat butter in a large skillet over medium heat until butter melts. Add onions; cook and stir until onions start to caramelize, about 15 minutes.

Pour white wine and lemon juice into the skillet and bring to a boil. Reduce the heat to medium-low and simmer until liquid is evaporated, 15 to 20 minutes more. Season with salt.
This sounds like it would be incredible on pork sandwiches. A good sourdough bread, slap some of this on it, some lettuce and maybe a little tomato.
 
banana butter
Hello,

Would you kindly expand on this, I'm very interested. What is banana butter and how is it made?? Sounds delicious!

Also, cute story about your sister's cake. I trust that you will continue to rib her a bit more on this flop. Grey cake, fit for a ghosts death day party.
 
Would you kindly expand on this, I'm very interested. What is banana butter and how is it made?? Sounds delicious!
Banana butter (not really butter of course) is made with bananas, lemon juice and fruit pectin (a starch made of other fruits, ironically).

Generally I mash up a whole bunch of bananas, 6-8, and add 1/4 cup of lemon juice (more or less to taste) and a little paper package of fruit pectin. Mix it all together until the pectin (starch) is dissolved, then heat the whole thing up to a medium heat, stirring constantly to prevent it from burning in.

At this point its technically complete but its not terribly sweet, so I like to add sugar, cinnamon and vanilla to it to taste. Regardless, gradually (seriously) bring it up to a full boil and then remove from heat, and don't forget to keep stirring.
 
Hello,

Would you kindly expand on this, I'm very interested. What is banana butter and how is it made?? Sounds delicious!

Also, cute story about your sister's cake. I trust that you will continue to rib her a bit more on this flop. Grey cake, fit for a ghosts death day party.

Sure thing! The above comment pretty much got it in one but I asked my sister what was in it anyway because it was amazing and I always have too many bananas. She sent this back with a note that she used dark brown sugar, vanilla bean paste, and added a splash of bourbon. I cropped it to remove the hand, but it's from a Better Homes and Gardens canning guide and has a note at the bottom saying a good way to test fruit butter for doneness is to take a spoonful out of the pot and keep it out of the steam for a couple minutes. If it stays mounded on the spoon, it's ready to can.

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Gradually (seriously) bring it up to a full boil and then remove from heat, and don't forget to keep stirring.
Reading the recipe though if you're going to give it a go I would trust this user over the way it's printed. Going straight for high heat with a big pot of fruit slurry is just asking for trouble, no matter how attentively you stir.

I found this while waiting for her reply and thought it was pretty handy. I've seen something similar hanging up over the canned goods at farm stands in my area.

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