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A slice of cherry chocolate chip German luxury cake.
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Use about a 1/4 pound of lean ground, wrap it around blue cheese/gorgonzola. Caramelize some onions in a pan first, and fry some mushrooms. Assemble cooked patty-thing with some swiss of your choice on top (or gruyere, that would be good too), on a pretzel bun, with some onions and mushrooms between cheese and bun. Heart attack and a half, but so good.A monstrosity of a burger that was a relative's attempt at nailing a juicy lucy. It was a mild success, will probably make them out to be more like sliders next time so they aren't so redonkulous.
In celebration of getting a halfway decent new PC that allows me to sperg to my hearts content without relying on a fucking kindle, I present to yall what may be the tastiest of my themed sandwich creations
THE MIAMI CONNECTION
Based upon the eponymous film of great renown among aficionados for bad yet lovable cinema, this sandwich is a cheesy, funky, meaty feast that brings together Florida, Korea, and the raw metric CHEESE that made the film so goddamn beautiful
1) Take a Cuban baguette or if you cannot find one, a baguette, sub or other long sandwich bread. cut in half. Generously butter both sides and brown on frying pan
2) Layer with thin slices of smoked ham and roast marinated pork or as close an approximation as you can get. Well aged meat will be an ideal tribute to middle aged men the world over who decide to follow their dreams and make hilariously bad movies for us to savour and enjoy.
3) Now you need to select three of your favourite types of CHEESE and layer extremely generously atop. Make sure the ones you choose blend well together as you need this to be a cheesy masterpiece, much like the film itself. I chose some good cheddar, Gruyere and Emmental.
4) To balance this sandwich out, layer on the Kimchi in order to give this cheesy Florida masterpiece a funky Korean heart which against all odds works beautifully with the cheese and meat
5) Butter the outside of the sandwich and put the whole thing into a Panini press until you have a picture perfect Cubano style sandwich that would make any crazed Florida man's heart flutter
6) Pour yourself an ice cold glass of Blood Orange juice to complete the Miami/Florida theme and to symbolise the abrupt and random descent into a crazed bloodbath the movie contained at its climax.
As you dig in to this sandwich, it is legally required you play this song at maximum volume and sing along with the lyrics. Especially if you happen to be in a public place. For maximum enjoyment make a batch up and serve to your partially unclothed guy friends at the beach after a day frolicking together in the waves