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Spinach, artichoke & shirataki noodles with a sauce of capers, onion, garlic, mustard, nutritional yeast and some weird vegan "soft cheese". Not even joking, it's nice; I've had it 2 days in a row. I'm not even a vegan, I'm eating this willingly.

But i admit, on paper its a meal that would make the fit vegan ginger proud...except I didn't stick any cinnamon or stevia where they don't belong.
 
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Mushroom poutine
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A monstrosity of a burger that was a relative's attempt at nailing a juicy lucy. It was a mild success, will probably make them out to be more like sliders next time so they aren't so redonkulous.
Use about a 1/4 pound of lean ground, wrap it around blue cheese/gorgonzola. Caramelize some onions in a pan first, and fry some mushrooms. Assemble cooked patty-thing with some swiss of your choice on top (or gruyere, that would be good too), on a pretzel bun, with some onions and mushrooms between cheese and bun. Heart attack and a half, but so good.
 
Weeb friend came to visit from Utah. He doesn’t watch anime or anything, he just loves Japan and respects the culture enough to learn the language properly. Went out to a Ramen restaurant. Tomorrow we’re going to try our hand at making kaarage.
 
In celebration of getting a halfway decent new PC that allows me to sperg to my hearts content without relying on a fucking kindle, I present to yall what may be the tastiest of my themed sandwich creations

THE MIAMI CONNECTION

Based upon the eponymous film of great renown among aficionados for bad yet lovable cinema, this sandwich is a cheesy, funky, meaty feast that brings together Florida, Korea, and the raw metric CHEESE that made the film so goddamn beautiful

1) Take a Cuban baguette or if you cannot find one, a baguette, sub or other long sandwich bread. cut in half. Generously butter both sides and brown on frying pan

2) Layer with thin slices of smoked ham and roast marinated pork or as close an approximation as you can get. Well aged meat will be an ideal tribute to middle aged men the world over who decide to follow their dreams and make hilariously bad movies for us to savour and enjoy.

3) Now you need to select three of your favourite types of CHEESE and layer extremely generously atop. Make sure the ones you choose blend well together as you need this to be a cheesy masterpiece, much like the film itself. I chose some good cheddar, Gruyere and Emmental.

4) To balance this sandwich out, layer on the Kimchi in order to give this cheesy Florida masterpiece a funky Korean heart which against all odds works beautifully with the cheese and meat

5) Butter the outside of the sandwich and put the whole thing into a Panini press until you have a picture perfect Cubano style sandwich that would make any crazed Florida man's heart flutter

6) Pour yourself an ice cold glass of Blood Orange juice to complete the Miami/Florida theme and to symbolise the abrupt and random descent into a crazed bloodbath the movie contained at its climax.

As you dig in to this sandwich, it is legally required you play this song at maximum volume and sing along with the lyrics. Especially if you happen to be in a public place. For maximum enjoyment make a batch up and serve to your partially unclothed guy friends at the beach after a day frolicking together in the waves
 
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In celebration of getting a halfway decent new PC that allows me to sperg to my hearts content without relying on a fucking kindle, I present to yall what may be the tastiest of my themed sandwich creations

THE MIAMI CONNECTION

Based upon the eponymous film of great renown among aficionados for bad yet lovable cinema, this sandwich is a cheesy, funky, meaty feast that brings together Florida, Korea, and the raw metric CHEESE that made the film so goddamn beautiful

1) Take a Cuban baguette or if you cannot find one, a baguette, sub or other long sandwich bread. cut in half. Generously butter both sides and brown on frying pan

2) Layer with thin slices of smoked ham and roast marinated pork or as close an approximation as you can get. Well aged meat will be an ideal tribute to middle aged men the world over who decide to follow their dreams and make hilariously bad movies for us to savour and enjoy.

3) Now you need to select three of your favourite types of CHEESE and layer extremely generously atop. Make sure the ones you choose blend well together as you need this to be a cheesy masterpiece, much like the film itself. I chose some good cheddar, Gruyere and Emmental.

4) To balance this sandwich out, layer on the Kimchi in order to give this cheesy Florida masterpiece a funky Korean heart which against all odds works beautifully with the cheese and meat

5) Butter the outside of the sandwich and put the whole thing into a Panini press until you have a picture perfect Cubano style sandwich that would make any crazed Florida man's heart flutter

6) Pour yourself an ice cold glass of Blood Orange juice to complete the Miami/Florida theme and to symbolise the abrupt and random descent into a crazed bloodbath the movie contained at its climax.

As you dig in to this sandwich, it is legally required you play this song at maximum volume and sing along with the lyrics. Especially if you happen to be in a public place. For maximum enjoyment make a batch up and serve to your partially unclothed guy friends at the beach after a day frolicking together in the waves

This sounds like a heart attack waiting to happen...but a delicious heart attack. Think I'll try it.

Had a toasted bagel with cream cheese and o.j for breakfast.
 
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Detroit style pizza. Pizzeria advertised "Sicilian/Detroit style square pizza." Tried a slice and it was great. It's a thick, bubbly dough with an ultra crispy edge. Cheese and toppings baked right on the dough and a very fresh sauce ladled on top. I've had Jet's (Detroit based chain) before and a) it's not true Detroit style and b) it's so greasy it makes me sick. The real deal (at least the realest outside Motown) is world's better.

I made Iraqi lentil stew last night. It's got meatballs and pasta in it, too. You squeeze lemon on before eating for an acidic cut. Sort of like a Middle Eastern pasta fagioli. Very autumnal, perfect for the finally cool weather.
 
Rap Snacks
Lil Boosie's Louisiana Heat wavy potato chips
Very spicy, pretty good like most all the Rap Snacks I've had
 
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Jarritos were on sale fifty cents a bottle, tried pineapple and cola flavors because cheap sugar soda. Pineapple was a nice enough pineapple taste, cola reminded me of RC. I'm usually a Coke guy but I'd probably rank it as behind sugar coke but ahead of corn syrup coke.
 
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