What If Autistic People Took Over The World And Enslaved Neurotypicals

[therealchrischan]

You know how on Wrong Planet some autists say: "autism makes us smarter than neurotypicals" or "we are the next step in evolution" What if they were right? Would you honestly laugh if they managed to rise up and enslave you or would you be scared? Confused? All of the above?

Would there be NONSTOP REEEing? What kind of labor would they force neurotypicals to do?

-discuss

 

[Rand /pol/]

That would be epic and I am 100% in favor.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

They would quickly be overthrown by sociopaths and other superior varieties of retards.

 

[therealchrischan]

That would be epic and I am 100% in favor.

interesting

 

[CatParty]

We DID elect trump

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Everyone will shit themselves and do nothing

 

[Rokko]

No idea how it would turn out, but I would build a resistance called "The Blue Army"

 

[SwanDive]

Wait are you implying that the world isn't already being ran by autists?

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

The Glorious Autiste Entante would last about 20 minutes before it collapsed in a series of Borgia-esque betrayals stemming from an argument about the precise spacing of their regime's official letterhead.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Probably like Nazi Germany now that I think about it.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Probably like Nazi Germany now that I think about it.

Nah, Nazi Germany had better people skills.

 

[ES 148]

All the autists would try to outlaw various things they didn't like, but as those things are the special interests of other autists they'll all have a mass meltdown.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Years ago I saw a post about this on another forum that was pretty much how I'd expect things to be under autist rule:

- Sonic the Hedgehog would be what Mickey Mouse is now.

- There would be no drugs or alcohol, because those are icky and bitter.

- The top 40 music charts would consist solely of the same few repetitive electronic beats, just played at different speeds.

- There would be trains absolutely everywhere, but mostly just to look at, because everyone would get around real fast by running bent over forward at the waist with arms straight out behind them.

There were others too I can't remember, but it sounded accurate enough for me.

 

[Okkervils]

What kind of labor would they force neurotypicals to do?

They'd probably make us sort their Lego pieces by size and color.

 

[Zarkov]

I'd broadcast a video with flashing bright colors and watch as they quiver on the ground, foaming and gagging while their superior brains melt into a puddle.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Are you @Autphag, OP?

 

[Positron]

We can easily overthrow the Spergocracy by distracting them with a million or so fidget spinners.

 

[Autopsy]

@Yellow Yam Scam is right but that just describes a return to the current norm, with poorly adjusted autiste savants corralled away from normal folks by actual sociopaths and made productive. We've built a lot of systems to support the process, even.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Just based on my experiences with my fellow spergs everything would be settled by direct democracy referendum as it seems the fairest system by autism logic until someone builds an AI to take away the hard work of voting as spergs focus on their special interests while they build homes for the low functioning and hire people to work in them from the outside.

 

[Black Waltz]

They couldn't.