What If Autistic People Took Over The World And Enslaved Neurotypicals

[Julias_Seizure]

Look at the US

 

[NerdShamer]

Look at the US

That technically isn't enslavement, since the registered caretakers are getting paid. But you can be paid more without dealing with tard rage...Unless you're flipping burgers.

 

[Julias_Seizure]

That technically isn't enslavement, since the registered caretakers are getting paid. But you can be paid more without dealing with tard rage...Unless you're flipping burgers.

I was referring to their president

 

[Epididymis]

I have to disagree with the sentiment that an autist regime would be easy to take over.

In the tism republic it would be likely that the high functioning austistics would rise to leadership postitions while the low functioning retards would serve as the grunts. If you look at the extreme spergery levels needed to dominate others in RTS games, I think it wouldn't be too much of a stretch to say that these spergs could be some of the best military strategists known to man. Combining this with autistics that have massive obsessions with firearms, tanks and planes, the Autistic Defence Force could potentially be the best army ever in regards to their strategies and plans.

The only problem is that the best strategy ever means fuck all if you have nobody to pull the plan off. The main obstacle of the Autistic Defence Force would be having soldiers that don't freak the fuck out when they hear big boom boom from guns.

 

[NerdShamer]

I was referring to their president

Well, that explains Trump's obsession with the wall...

I have to disagree with the sentiment that an autist regime would be easy to take over.

In the tism republic it would be likely that the high functioning austistics would rise to leadership postitions while the low functioning exceptional individuals would serve as the grunts. If you look at the extreme spergery levels needed to dominate others in RTS games, I think it wouldn't be too much of a stretch to say that these spergs could be some of the best military strategists known to man. Combining this with autistics that have massive obsessions with firearms, tanks and planes, the Autistic Defence Force could potentially be the best army ever in regards to their strategies and plans.

The only problem is that the best strategy ever means fuck all if you have nobody to pull the plan off. The main obstacle of the Autistic Defence Force would be having soldiers that don't freak the fuck out when they hear big boom boom from guns.

You're forgetting issues like tard rage against each other and their...unmentionable needs.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

"Hey uh, you need to earn our vote by doing good things!"
Triggered into suicidal depression due to need to perform, kills self behind the presidential bullet-proof glass.

 

[Recoil]

What kind of labor would they force neurotypicals to do?

-discuss

Weird sex stuff. Degeneracy.