What if Chris is right about the Dimensional Merge?

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We should probably just deify Webby. Shitting on his insanity is becoming a point of bonding for all kiwis.
 
Not if I have anything to say about it.

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I'd skin Sonichu, wear his hide as a costume to become Sonichuman.
Then I'd murder Sonic and toss his corpse in Chris' window and later throw pennies at him and yell "Sonic is really dead!".

But seriously what the hell is this thread even OP?
 
I don't get why anyone would think that scenario would in any way be desirable:
Everything would be fucked from the getgo because a shitton of Lovecraftian horror "OCs" would annihilate reality itself in the blink of an eye.

Oh my god this fucker made me waste thought on this, if only for a few moments. What's wrong with me.
 
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if the dimensional merge is real, and cartoon characters and everybody left will soon realized that Chris is a shitty goddess and rebel against him. Also, the dimensional credit companies will still sue Chris for his interdimensional debt, and dimensional cops will still arrest Chris for getting to handsy with other cartoon characters. Lastly the dimensional bank will still take back the dimensional 14 Branchland Court, because in every dimension, Chris is still a fuck up. Nothing's gonna change.
 
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