What if I just don't have anywhere to live?

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I figured I would post a more realistic option compared to the shit I see people posting. That includes myself as well with my whole rob banks answer.

Move back in with your parents or any relative you can find. Plenty of people are doing this.

You can always do the roommate thing. I know it sucks to be in your mid to late 20's 30's or even 40's and still having to live with roommates but that's the way it is. Unless you can find someplace cheap to live. But most of the places with cheap rent have no work so you can't even afford cheap.

You could try moving to a new state. But I know plenty of people who have done that, and it didn't work out the way they expected. Most of the states you move to it's going to be the same shit. Low paying McJobs and high rent for as far as the eyes can see.

You could always try to get one of the jobs I call redneck jobs. Like some kind of manual labor job. But they tend not to pay that well either. They are full of Boomers and older Gen X and they expect ridiculous shit like 5 years of experience and shit like that. If you don't have 10+ years of experience, they don't want to hear from you. It's all just a BS excuse so they can hire for foreign labor that will work for even less than what they are paying. Take plumbers for instance. They make about $40,000 a year on average and that's before taxes. Everyone says go be a plumber or something. They don't make that much money. They make a bout $5,000 a year more than a McDonalds manager.

Another option is shacking up with some woman you can find. Maybe an older woman whose husband died and left her a house or a woman who divorced some guy and she got the house and some money. I am not suggesting you go out find some granny though. Like let's say if you are in your late 20's or early 30's and she is in her late 30's or 40's and she is reasonably good looking. If you look younger than you could probably lie to her. She might be into young guys. Though you might not have to lie. You could go out and finds some fat girl that will let you live with her. You might have to sleep with her though. Another option is to find a girl with a job that can help you pay rent. Though that might be hard to do with being homeless. It might help though because it will make her feel sympathetic for you.
 
I remember when I lived in an expensive city I considered just going to jail. The living accommodations were better, no basement without sunlight, no chinese landlord, and most importantly a toilet of my own without having to share it with Indians that constantly shit clumps of shit on the seat. Oh and you didn't have to pay rent.
usually you wont have the toilet to yourself, especially with the jails as full as they are.
 
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