What if I just don't have anywhere to live?

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An exciting world awaits you!

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Here's your starter pack:
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Wear it everywhere, even in Walmart and the mall. Your house is on your back!

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Never take it off! Keeps the sun off. No need for shampoo or hairbrush!

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Optional Winter Version

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Pay as U go! Don't be tied down by "The Man"!

Income:

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It's free! Swipe yo EBT! Good for food.

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Step One: Go into stores. Step Two: Act "normal" You are a regular shopper. Doo doo doo look at me, I'm normal. Step Three: Load up bag and walk out. Step Four: get your new clothes, boost the rest downtown for Fent

Protip: When your shoes are worn out and stinky, just walk into a store, put on a fresh pair and walk out! You can do this every month!

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Transportation: your chariot awaits!

Daily Routine:

Wake up in alley

Go to food pantry

Wake around town

Ride bus

Walk around mall. Steal shit

Ride bus

Panhandle at gas station

Walk around town

Spend 4 hours in Starbucks drinking coffee

Ride bus

Stand on corner, stare at people

Go to Pookie, buy meth

Get high

Follow people. Jump them if possible

Go to sleep in flower bed in park

Do it all again tomorrow! And the next day! And the next!
 
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Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0 said:
An exciting world awaits you!

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Here's your starter pack:
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Wear it everywhere, even in Walmart and the mall. Your house is on your back!

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Never take it off! Keeps the sun off. No need for shampoo or hairbrush!

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Optional Winter Version

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Pay as U go! Don't be tied down by "The Man"!

Income:

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It's free! Swipe yo EBT! Good for food.

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Step One: Go into stores. Step Two: Act "normal" You are a regular shopper. Doo doo doo look at me, I'm normal. Step Three: Load up bag and walk out. Step Four: get your new clothes, boost the rest downtown for Fent

Protip: When your shoes are worn out and stinky, just walk into a store, put on a fresh pair and walk out! You can do this every month!

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Transportation: your chariot awaits!

Daily Routine:

Wake up in alley

Go to food pantry

Wake around town

Ride bus

Walk around mall. Steal shit

Ride bus

Panhandle at gas station

Walk around town

Spend 4 hours in Starbucks drinking coffee

Ride bus

Stand on corner, stare at people

Go to Pookie, buy meth

Get high

Follow people. Jump them if possible

Go to sleep in flower bed in park

Do it all again tomorrow! And the next day! And the next!
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Every bum I've ever encountered in my state is exactly like this, enjoys this type of life, and most have mentioned they came here from California.

Another crucial step to the lifestyle: Generate more garbage than a standard single family household and just leave it on the ground anywhere you are.
 
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I've thought a decent option is to find two jobs that are both easy and have long hours. If it's from the same company, even better since everything over 40 is overtime. Spend all your time working (so free bathroom, water, electricity, and usually fridge/microwave), take naps during breaks, and sleep in your car when not at work. Tell your boss you're having "home difficulties" or something for sympathy and hopes they'll let you sleep in your car in the parking lot. If you're lucky enough to have an electric car, even better since you can charge it as you work so you can leave it idling when you sleep, otherwise you gotta deal with gas prices, especially in winter and summer.

It's a shitty lifestyle you won't want for long and will kill you through overwork and shitty salt-filled diet, but it's cheap and will make you a ton of money. But nobody does this because anyone with the work ethic to do it isn't homeless to begin with.
 
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buy this: rip out the back seats, put a mattress in the back, get a Planet Fitness membership, shower at the gym.
And wala, you can be extremely uncomfortable but save money.

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You can find an old house abandoned out in the woods. Then you learn the techniques Nikola Tesla will teach you to give you free energy and electricity as well as bringing your own broadband that doesn't need recurring payment. The longer it's abandoned and the weaker the materials, the worse it would be. You'll need to find a house in good enough condition and far away from metropolis areas. Any abandoned house that doesn't have heritage status will be demolished when the city borders expand.

This house for example is pretty far enough from metropolis areas but has been abandoned for over 40 years. There is plenty of shit you need to clean up and it's getting to the point where floors are eventually going to collapse. So it might be unliveable at the point, but there is a wooden cabin, also abandoned for 40 years in better condition and might be liveable. (Also, this house was owned by freemasons who fucking love Satan and for some reason reminds me of 1970s Japanese rooms)

This house for example was in pretty good condition but because it's close to the metropolis. It's most likely torn down by now, It has only been abandoned since 2017 but the roof is in pretty bad condition, so have this not torn down, you may probably see the earliest signs of leakage but will still be livable as of now, but globalists kikes will demand everything from you if you live in this house for long enough as it's more in the suburbs.

This house for example was abandoned since 1999 and the walls as well as the floors have been starting to collapse and cave in. The basement stairs already collapsed as well, so this house is practically unlivable.

This house right here is absolutely unlivable due to all the mold, there is like a shit ton of mold in the house especially in the basements. It would kill you if you stay in there long enough.

This mansion right here has a flooded basement. This could also create shit ton of mold so there is really no point trying to restore this mansion.

This mansion is in mostly good condition, only abandoned for a few years and is in a rural area. Just replace some walls and flooring and you're set.

This house was already fucked before it was abandoned.
 
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There's gonna be more and more hobo-ing in the coming years. If you think shit is bad now, just wait a while. Get out of the cities. Get a good pack, sleeping swag, tent, traveling cooking utensils, a good knife, and a good set of boots. There's more wilderness out there than you think. You just have to be smart about it. Always be looking out for rangers and cops. Pick up seasonal work; fruit picking and shit. Donate semen, blood, do drug trials. What ever you can find. If you can, move to a state where you can carry a long gun. Lots of small game to be had. If you see an opportunity to steal some food, do it. Supermarkets and warehouses sometimes have pallets stacked up outside. Get yourself some hi-visibility clothes, walk up like you belong there, crack open a pallet when you can. Soup and beans for days. If you're feeling adventurous, do some prospecting. Learn how to pan. Become a rock hound and find amethyst and other gem stones. There are all sorts of off the grid hustles out there.
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If you're going to camp urban. Rock hunting isn't to harsh if you have a dirt bike and a hauler always follow the river as much as possible most lose fill will be easier to spot and food be easily accessed near moving water
 
It's a tough homeless-ness market out there op. Every corner already has a bum, hardwares are keeping zawsaw blades under lock and key, and walmart's no longer 24 hours.

Gentrification has reduced the stock of abandoned structures, the parks no one used to give a shit about all have rich people living around them. Every dead end alley has a broken down RV or converted van already in it. Federal DoT has gotten really, really pissy about camping under overpasses.

Whole encampments wind up needing multiple doses of narcan when the wind blows the wrong way over someone's nitazine.

Join a monastery/convent instead is my advice.
 
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Sign up as a sailor on a commercial vessel or cruise ship? Lodging is included. You just have to make sure they don't realize you're homeless during the interview, show up in nice clothes and all that.
 
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apparently New Orleans is full of abandoned houses that homeless people can just squat in. The real estate market is getting weird because the below-sea-level areas aren’t getting gentrified. Everyone knows it’s not a good long term investment so Nola is one of the only places in the country where flippers aren’t buying everything. They can flip it but they have difficulty finding buyers. Urban renewal projects were restricted to the areas that aren’t about to turn into Venice. Just have to make sure you have few possessions because if the property owner does show up you have to be ready to leave for another house quickly. During the summer months you can always ride the rails to somewhere less humid like northern New Mexico or Colorado.

I’m gainfully employed but I have a couple of friends doing this.
 
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QuatoLives said:
Get your class A CDL and drive a truck.
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If OP isn't a drug user/drunk this a legit option. Find some shitty company that will train you in exchange for signing a contract with them driving their trucks. Then just take every shitty long haul route no one else will take. Live in the sleeper cab at truck stops with pay showers.
Eventually you will have enough money to not be homeless. This seems to be the plan lots of pajeet's and somali's are running with.
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