Containment What If?

[Somar]

What if Chris was immune to the zombie virus and became the sole survivor of a zombie apocalypse?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was immune to the zombie virus and became the sole survivor of a zombie apocalypse?

The only reason he'd be "immune" is because this:

 

[BurningPewter]

What if Chris had the Clean Slate from the Dark Knight?

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris had the Clean Slate from the Dark Knight?

Weens would just put everything back online.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris got punched the next time he ate, or what if he tried punching other people doing the same thing?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What if Chris dated a succubus?

Spoiler: predictable

Succ would likely not happen.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was an envelope?

Spoiler

He'd submit himself and do nothing

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris(tine) ran a zoo?

 

[Apocalypso]

what if Chris(tine) ran a zoo?

People would throw peanuts at him.

 

[Male Soul]

What if Chris and Clyde actually met in public?

 

[CharlieBrowns]

What if Chris got a blank check from his tugboat by accident and tried to write 1 billion dollars on the check?

He would ruin the plan by dotting the i's with hearts and writing 'NO HAGGLE' on it.

 

[The Sultan of Oman]

Speaking of, what if Chris won a billion-dollar lottery? What would he do with the money?

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

Speaking of, what if Chris won a billion-dollar lottery? What would he do with the money?

he'd still find a way to ask for money

 

[Somar]

What if Chris destroyed The Statue of Liberty?

 

[The Sultan of Oman]

What if Chris destroyed The Statue of Liberty?

He'd blow it up. He'd really do it. Damn him to Hell.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris had his fingers stick in his bum?

 

[Deviljho]

What if Chris had his fingers stick in his bum?

He'd probably enjoy it

 

[Woodcutting bot]

What if Chris and Clyde actually met in public?

If he ever meets that bastard in person, he's gon strangle that clyde cash and punch his lights out

 

[Deviljho]

If he ever meets that bastard in person, he's gon strangle that clyde cash and punch his lights out

And then make his DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS dirtier and crappier

 

[DecrepitSimonla]

What if Chris realized that cross-dressing doesn't increase his chances of getting laid and decided to turn back into a guy?